Hayden Panettiere has Golden Globes

December 17th, 2007 // 77 Comments

I don’t know how these shots of Hayden Panettiere slipped by me, but here she is looking boobagey at the 2008 Golden Globe nominations. I’m usually on top of these things, but lately I’ve been a bit distracted by Kristen Bell. Perhaps the two of them should fight for my attention. But naked and then the winner cooks me a delicious meal. Sort of like how Thomas Jefferson would want it if he had the foresight and, dare I say, balls to include the right to catfights in the Constitution. Instead he included some crap about due process. Lame. Tell me, how did America win the Revolutionary War if we couldn’t even write an amendment that requires two chicks to fight, preferably nude, or in a bikini? Did our Founding Fathers hide musket powder in their vaginas or something? Ooh, historical burn!

Photos: Getty Images

  1. whatever

    I wish I could see her O face.

  2. g.o.d.

    I guess her dad’s the good-looking one…’cause her mom sure as hell doesn’t qualify.

  3. STFU

    He who wipes ass with no paper has shitty hands

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  5. pinks

    Do you all have short-term memory?? remember her ‘bikini’ pics, i agree her face is adorable but i cant agree with these “she has big boobs: comments..she’s a flat chested. a-cup at the most….its called a padded bra?

  6. LL

    Damn, fish
    Get over this child. I say child because….I mean child.
    You’re probably a middle aged greasy man with a beer gut and thinning hair.
    Yuck.

    oh, and #39, I happen to agree with you on this one.

  7. charle

    So sexy and charming. It is said so many men joined the pubspa.com because of her.

  8. MerryX

    I’ve seen her in person. She is very small and completely unimpressive.
    PLAIN JANE.

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  10. Don’t forget to sport at least four times a week. AND IT’S NOT,I repeat IT’S NOT A FASHION SHOW!!

  11. Still Wondering

    Seriously, how tall is she and how much does she weigh?

  12. Drago Perv

    She is young and very tiny. My one-eyed snake would rip through that tight little pussy and then after some begging on her part, I would unload my man-juice inside her even tighter poop-pipe.

  13. John D.

    After she did that whole Japan vs. me saving the dolphins shit I can’t see her as cute or pretty. I just see her with contempt which is good for any of you guys that wanted to bang her.

  14. all tarantino needs is a slightly bigger moo moo, a bandana on his head and bam! whadaya’ got? Marlon Brando, the late years.

  15. kurenai

    i say a good 2/3 of the people who post her desperately need to get laid. in real life. For the first time.

  16. Well, she is a natural beauty. You drove every girl crazy when she posted her profile on http://femmate.com. I just wondered if she wanted to make some lesbian friends. Is it useful for her new act?

  17. Ted

    Holy fuck is the commentary retarded. Jefferson didn’t draft the Constitution, he was in France at the time. If you don’t know anything about US history you should probably avoid trying to make jokes about it – you just come off sounding pathetic.

  18. brow

    i don’t why the superficial guy is so obsessed with her, or anyone else for that matter. i mean she’ s cute, but nothing SO amazing that he posts everything that she does.

  19. roughdaddy

    the only thing missing in that pic are the head lights,,no bras needed with that sweather….

  20. Lauren

    To #48 (HeatherFeather) and #32 (Tapeworm)

    Is it a wonder why society’s vision is distorted about how women should look in Hollywood (and along Main Street USA for that matter).

    Comments like ‘Full moon’ and ‘Sausage Arms’ – please! She’s healthy and looks amazing! There is no way that any man (or woman) could possibly think that stick thin and the ‘Skeletor’ look is attractive…..no way! If you do, then you’re just being silly in your comments. Every guy I have even known whether it be a friend or boyfriend said they like ‘something to hold onto’. She’s gorgeous!

  21. 72

    You people are sad.
    She looks like every 14 year old in your neighborhood, and many look much better than her. No big deal.

  22. Jefferson

    I can’t believe it took 68 comments for someone to catch the Thomas Jefferson mistake…
    Besides superfish, I thought you’d love the men at the constitutional convention… they were always practically downing in beer and whiskey. Totally wasted while writing our premier legal document….
    Gives you credence to being sloshed while writing celebrity smut, right?

  23. I don’t know…her eyebrows are starting to push me over the edge. I think the love might be fading.
    Is she Tarantinos new Hohan?

  24. jeremy

    omg, i can’t read those comments and not say anything, you guys are just f….ing bastards who need to get a life and stop criticize people or say nasty stuff ! i’m just sick of seeing guys like you being retarded and treat women like this. no wonder why a lot of women think we (men) are stupid and disrespectful towards them, look at you! this is just sick.

  25. Hayden looks amazing, but she better step away from Quentin Tarrantino, because in these photos he looks likely to 1) eat her, 2) grind her up into lines and snort her, 3) steal her shoes and prance about the stage before sitting down to rock back and forth, repeating “I’m a pretty, pretty princess” over and over again.

  26. meoffjack

    Man it would be great if her shirt got wet!!!!

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