Hayden Panettiere goes to London

September 4th, 2007 // 103 Comments

  1. Chauncey Gardner

    This weekend, I saw this barmaid at a club who had one of the prettiest faces I’d ever seen, as well as some mega tits. Then I looked down, and she had a chimp body. Her torso looked right, but her legs were really short, her ass was low, and her arms were proportioned weird. If she did “the wave” she’d look like one of those plastic monkies-in-a-barrel toys, with the arms that hook together. I’d still fuck her, though.

  2. panetella? Like the cigar?

  3. jrzmommy

    Pantalones? Like the…..um…….pants? In Mexico? ish…..kinda?

  4. panocha? As in Mexican sugar?

  5. veggo

    panoramic, like a wide view of an area?

  6. panivorous? As in living on bread?

    panleukopenia? As in distemper?

  7. jrzmommy

    Parcheesi? As in the board game?

  8. veggo

    picallo, as in a short fat flute?

  9. veggo

    or picollo, for those who prefer correct spelling…………..

  10. horndog

    @38 – those are some niiiiiiiice nude shots on your site!!! I didn’t think they looked photoshopped, but I’ve never seen full nudes for some of the girls (like Maria Sharapova). Are all of them real?

  11. panties? As in my favorite piece of clothing?

  12. Can anyone identify the bag she’s carrying?

  13. jrzmommy


  14. ***

    too much make up – way too much

  15. Italian Stallion

    I don’t see what’s so interesting about this stupid cunt? It’s like The Superficial picks one stupid bitch a month and puts them on a pedastool (Sp?)…………..

  16. zzlzlzlzlzlzlzl

    I’d fuck her, in the butt.

  17. Chauncey Gardner


  18. jack frost

    I still dont get the hype around this girl. Shes just simple lookin, not ugly, but simple. Just average, a 6 on a scale 1-10.

    there are way better barely legal hoes they could be following around…
    like those 2 hoes from the movie “13″ , those bitches are grown N sexy now!
    or Megan Fox. i cant get enough of that!

  19. TS

    Never heard of her. Who gives a rat’s ass about this chick?

  20. 28inch

    She’s been wearing too much make-up lately. She has such gorgeous hair though, and a nice complexion. Very pretty.

  21. curlyfrie

    why do we care?! i mean he puts the stupidest celebrity gossip and then at the end puts a stupid joke!! talk about everyone except yourself!!

  22. Kristina

    You used to bash her, now you like her? strange. she’s cute if you like bull dogs

  23. floof

    this girl is not famous. Stop putting up pictures of her, please.

  24. floof

    this girl is not famous. Stop putting up pictures of her, please.

  25. wedgeone

    Schack, you have way too much time on your hands. No one cares about the twisted sickness in your head. Or your ropey semen. Just quit now while your behind.

  26. honeycomb's_big_yeah_yeah_yeah!

    She looks like Dog the Bounty Hunter’s wife, sans 300 pounds. Same cute, truck-like face and everything.

  27. MMMSimmons

    jrzmommy. i bet all your chins jiggle as you laugh and write such great stuff.

  28. Frick!

    Well, it looks like she’s still enjoying the fame and all the paps attention. We’ll see how much longer it goes on before we see her in her sweat pants yelling F You! and flicking the paps off. I don’t see the appeal over her either. She reminds me of that creature in the movie “The Chronicles of Narnia”…the faun creature, or whatever the hell it was. Plus she’s short and stocky. I’ve seen much better looking girls just wandering around in regular hometown USA. Other than that, though, she seems like a nice girl w/ a good spirit; not snotty (yet).

  29. sexymom

    Short and dumpy. Face of a 30 year old at what, 18? Maybe for a short dumpy guy who figures he’d have a shot at her she’d be attractive. I don’t get it.

  30. Short changed

    That child actress surely has quite a future ahead of her once she grows up. She is not done growing, right?

  31. justtheobvious

    She’s better than what I have and half the age, so, I’d do her :)

  32. Queefer Bukakke

    I want to get my dick stuck in this bitch.

  33. bill

    stop being jealous you homos and fat chicks ! she is every red blooded mans fantasy girl

  34. frenchie

    boooooooooooooooring awkward girl with $500 worth of extentions. I could find a better girl at a local 7eleven today.

    These sort of girls get fat real quick after the adolescent years are over.Watch how much more humongous her arms, knees and kankles get in the next 1-2 years. She is at the cusp of a total hormonal overhaut. She is waiting to join Shitney in the large curd department. These are her best days…and they ain’t that impressive. She better scramble fast to get some real talent.

  35. frenchie

    How come their mouth never move when that cell is stuck to their ear? Could it be that no one is at the other end? Is it a security blanket? To look like they have a lot going on? To look interesting? Is it the in vogue like rehab?

  36. Mama Pinkus

    This gal is becoming as over-exposed as Eva Longoria; enough already.

  37. AmeriCanadian

    I love her shoes and I like her outfit in these pics. Very classy and elegant. Not too many of the other Hollywood whores are classy dressers, eh? I’m totally confused by the guys dissing her height on this site, eh? I’ve always read men like petite women, they do not like tall women (like me! though I’m married!)

  38. PalmHumper

    If that girl is considered average, then bring on the average girls… in my pants.

  39. soy

    I hate her name looks like panties
    i hate stupid names….eva longoria she’s short &it reminds me she has gonerreah

  40. mywellrehearsedmistake

    Thank you, thank you, thank you to all those who offered alternatives to Hayden’s last name. You really made my day. I got in trouble at work for laughing out loud… with any luck I might loose my job…

  41. whatever

    I didn’t realize how many gay men we have here on superficial.com.

    Since when was merely “cute” or even “average” a reason to NOT fuck some woman’s brains out?

    I would bend her over my couch and ride her like a thoroughbred. All you little gay boys could hide in a closet wearing panties and jerking each other off. Just make sure you finish each other with a suck and swallow so you don’t fucking stain anything.

    What a bunch of losers.

  42. danny

    Poor girl, I went to the comicon a day before and have never seen so many smelly,nerdy men in my life(saw Robert Englund,Toya and the guy who played Catweazle which was pretty cool though!)
    I thought the image of sci fi fans was stereotypical but they really are like comicshop guy outta the Simpsons.
    I bet she couldnt wait to get back to a decent Hotel and a Hot bath.

  43. twatgobbler

    she looks like a 40-year-old woman. she reminds me of someone you’d see playing darts at a sketchy dive bar wearing 2-stripe fake adidas tearaway pants and a t-shirt with the graduation year number on the back especially in pic #9…picture it

  44. Frick!

    Panera bread??? Oh, ok, so I’m a little late getting in the game…but whatever. And why yes, #93…thou art so right on…I CAN picture it!!! lol. You forgot the cig hanging out of her mouth as she throws the dart though.

  45. MEMEME

    Her shoes are the most gorgeus thing I’ve ever seen. period.

  46. Shit! Are around 90% of the people on this forum peadophiles? Call me boring but I fail to see how child molestation s funny. Jerks.

  47. LauraE

    She can actually WALK with these shoes. Ladies, have you tried ? I have and did not make it. See, she has something others don’t.

  48. LauraE

    BTW, could someone explain why cheerleaders are happy and proud to be cheerleaders ? In a country where achievement is regarded the same for males and females, what satisfaction do girls get to shake ridiculous fluffy stuff and jump with a tiny miniskirt in front of everyone with high-pitched screams, while the guys are doing the real honorable job of playing the game ? I know I must sound weird but as a foreigner, I’ve been wondering for a long time.

  49. sexymom

    I bet she’s hot sh!t down at The Shire! Every red blooded hobbit’s fantasy girl!

  50. ahpchaki

    @98 I never understood cheerleaders’ appeal either, but then again, I’m not a guy. I also think football is pretty worthless. I guess its a good diversion for people who don’t have much else going on in their lives. I mean as a sport, I guess its entertaining enough, but people make too much of a big deal out of the whole thing.

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