
Hayden Panettiere and the cast of Heroes are promoting the show in Paris this week. For those of you confusing the large metal structure behind Hayden for the Eiffel Tower, you couldn’t be more wrong. It’s my boner. That’s right. I’m a giant love-robot sent back from the future. What, you couldn’t tell? I thought the giant metal wang would’ve given it away.
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Dashankmeista | August 30, 2007 at 12:24 pm
First!
and is it just me or is that guy pinching her ass?
kate | August 30, 2007 at 12:24 pm
ew
Jennifer | August 30, 2007 at 12:26 pm
I’m still trying to figure out the hype behind this girl. Just don’t see it. oh well.
me | August 30, 2007 at 12:27 pm
I agree with Jennifer.
Blah | August 30, 2007 at 12:27 pm
No offense but she has the body of a 12 year old.
Melissa | August 30, 2007 at 12:28 pm
What on earth is that guy doing behind her??
bonzo420 | August 30, 2007 at 12:28 pm
ass pinch! lol– or is he shuvin somethin in?
hmmm??
fist!
~ 420 ~
Norm | August 30, 2007 at 12:30 pm
took you guys long enough to release these photos ! I love her shoes I want to lick her legs !
joni | August 30, 2007 at 12:31 pm
She’s really overrated. She had a little gimmick going there where perverts were fascinated about the fact that she was underage, but now that she’s all nice and legal, she’ll be about as interesting as Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen were after their famous “countdown to 18,” and people will realize that in an industry full of 10s Hayden is at best a slightly plump, very short, plain-faced and not especially talented 5.
FRIST!!! | August 30, 2007 at 12:33 pm
I LOVE HEROES!!!
BlohansDeviatedSeptum | August 30, 2007 at 12:35 pm
Another title for this post could have been “No-name goes to fagsville”
mywellrehearsedmistake | August 30, 2007 at 12:36 pm
Bottom row – second from right
DOUBLE CHIN ALERT!
Britney called she wants her chin back. thank god she only stole one – brit has a cumback to plan!
justplainconfused | August 30, 2007 at 12:36 pm
Oh right, for the ladies, I’ll take a shot at explaining the interest. She’s young, has a cute face, and is attractive in a girl-next-door sort of way. Also, in her first major role, she spent most of the season running around in a cheerleader outfit. The character plays well into the male fantasy world. The only way to have made the cheerleader character hotter for guys would have been to add about 3 more cheerleaders to the show. Then, have them decide to jello wrestle and make out with each other half way through the season. That would have been the highest rated episode in TV history.
JMack | August 30, 2007 at 12:36 pm
She’s gonna be ugly when she gets old. But for now, smack it up, flip it rub it down!!!!!!! HOLLA BACK BITCHES!
joeypants | August 30, 2007 at 12:37 pm
Meh. She’s really not that hot… and she has they type of body that looks like it might get chubby. BUT… she might be the nicest person in the world… and that’s what truly counts.
FRIST!!! | August 30, 2007 at 12:37 pm
WAIT!!! I only see two heroes!!! Where’s the rest of the heroes??? UNFAIR!!!
Fuckers
Boba Fett | August 30, 2007 at 12:38 pm
I want to have butt sex with her.
umawwi | August 30, 2007 at 12:38 pm
In that first picture, it looks like the guy behind her is sticking his finger up her ass and examining something or another. Funny. Real funny.
alf oldland | August 30, 2007 at 12:38 pm
hey, you sexy three year-old!
i hope you’re enjoying the peak of your career! your green mile awaits!
veggo | August 30, 2007 at 12:40 pm
She is cute. And this is fucking boring.
At least she could have been caught with coke running out of her nose or shaved her head or something! GIVE US SOMETHING!
Bogdana | August 30, 2007 at 12:41 pm
She’s wearing something The “Designing Women” cast rejected from wardrobe.
FRIST!!! | August 30, 2007 at 12:41 pm
@20 Mmmmmm coke…….
I am kinda tired today
Joe Millionaire | August 30, 2007 at 12:42 pm
This is just normal news … I am disappointed!
http://testosterone-zone.com
Texas Tranny | August 30, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Almost a nip-slip in pic #3
NoWay | August 30, 2007 at 12:42 pm
the way the pic is shot it looks like the dude standing behind her is sticking a dildo up her ass…especially that serious look on his face…hilarious
deano | August 30, 2007 at 12:43 pm
chubby. short. plain face. bushy eyebrows.
why should we care about this chick again??
Texas Tranny | August 30, 2007 at 12:44 pm
@25
You are so right.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm Dildo
Jimbo | August 30, 2007 at 12:44 pm
I see London
I see France
I would love to see Hayden’s under pants!!!!
St Pete Beach | August 30, 2007 at 12:44 pm
wow ! not a bad looking young lady! —the folks at http://www.StPeteBeachFlHotel.com
St Pete Beach | August 30, 2007 at 12:45 pm
we love her–it’s nice to see one not caught up in the party scene!
Vince Lombardi | August 30, 2007 at 12:48 pm
I hate to break it to all you Hayden pervs, but she’s about two tacos short of being Carnie Wilson before the surgery. She’s got a double-chin, flabby upper arms (she’s 18, for God’s sake – she should be in the prime of her life), she’s got a bit of the backside going, and when she turns around, she’s working on a gunt. This girl is going to be FAT – this is not a drill – buy stock in Jenny Craig. You’re looking at their next spokesmodel.
gotmilk? | August 30, 2007 at 12:51 pm
what is with all you people calling her a fatty? she doesn’t look fat at all.
Crap Tonight | August 30, 2007 at 12:58 pm
Her eyebrows displease me greatly
Daver | August 30, 2007 at 1:01 pm
I’d much rather see some Ali Larter shots, since she DOESN’T look like a troll doll with a haircut….
Joanna Newsom | August 30, 2007 at 1:04 pm
Dear Lord.
Shut up about the midget.
Thanks.
Dr. Happyfingers | August 30, 2007 at 1:04 pm
@32 She’s not fat, but what some people see is the precurser marks of obesity. The untoned arms, the round face, the big booty. As she gets older she’ll have to make a concentrated effort to keep the weight at a normal level. But hey, she’s got at least ten years of cute/hotness ahead of her, so get your fill folks.
lepoon | August 30, 2007 at 1:05 pm
i’d hit it so hard ;D
my comment | August 30, 2007 at 1:07 pm
I like turtles.
Superdevil | August 30, 2007 at 1:08 pm
I see London, Hayden’s in France and I still want in her underpants
Laura | August 30, 2007 at 1:10 pm
i think shes beautiful yal are retarded
my comment | August 30, 2007 at 1:11 pm
Cankles + Fat Fleshy Upper Arms = Future Porker
veggo | August 30, 2007 at 1:12 pm
@38- hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you said that because of that video of that kid at the fair in Oregon…the zombie kid……then I love you…..
for those who haven’t seen it…….
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y
It’s funny shit.
Malffy Hernandes | August 30, 2007 at 1:22 pm
Gross article, she just turned 18!
mtnbiker | August 30, 2007 at 1:33 pm
the more i rub my eyes the more i think I see a nip slip in #3…hehe
she is hot, I like her.
Yes and No | August 30, 2007 at 1:34 pm
That dress could not possibly be less flattering on her (manish) figure.
George | August 30, 2007 at 1:42 pm
all you women posters are jellus babbies ! HAYDEN IS HOT ! she is every straight male’s fantasy girl !
Jimbo | August 30, 2007 at 1:42 pm
@44 Damn, you are right. It is there. You have to look hard, but you can see a little nip there
big | August 30, 2007 at 1:43 pm
How about a nice nip slip
juicy pidoosy | August 30, 2007 at 1:48 pm
http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/08/Hayden-Panettiere-heroes-france-07.jpg
hayden is pinching that guy’s ass, and he’s stunned.
hayden can grab my ass. i don’t mind.
lambman | August 30, 2007 at 1:50 pm
Why is this a post about Hayden, when many of the other cast members with her are generally more famous and have had successful career longer?