Hayden Panettiere getting engaged?! NOOOOOOO!

July 11th, 2008 // 55 Comments

Hayden Panettiere’s boyfriend and Heroes co-star Milo Ventimiglia is picking out engagement rings for my favorite midget hottie. While I figure out the best way to punch him in the gonads, scope out the details from InTouch:

The actor, 31, recently confided to a friend that even though Hayden is only 18 years old, he wants to get engaged, preferably this year. “Milo was looking at rings in late June,” the pal says. “He really likes Cartier and intends to spend around $200,000.”

Okay, sure, Milo can provide Hayden with fancy things like his Hollywood good looks and an expensive engagement. But I’ve got a face full of handsome as well. Okay, maybe I’m not rich, but I know how to treat a lady. You’ve got to support their neck and be sure to burp them after eating. Oh yeah, I know my shit. Hayden, let’s get romantic.

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  1. wwwuker

    If true she’s through. it will go bad for her to lose these years as a hot teen in her appearance. due to her height, she will probably not get any good parts in her 30′s. so she’s throwing away her good years by marrying an old tool. enjoy her now it will soon be over. look what happened to Britney.

    However, she has the right.

  2. bosendorfer

    total bullshit — this is a cover story. the little girl’s a lesbian. duh.

  3. Brandon

    Not gonna last.

  4. michy

    wtf?!!?AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS HER FACE LOOKS DIFFERENT?

  5. pinkbible

    NO NO NO ONONONONONONNONONONONONONONONONNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONON MILO IS MINE!!!!!!!NO NO
    I WILL KILL HER I CHOOSE NOT TO BELIEVE THAT IS TRUE
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!

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