Hayden Panettiere’s boyfriend and Heroes co-star Milo Ventimiglia is picking out engagement rings for my favorite midget hottie. While I figure out the best way to punch him in the gonads, scope out the details from InTouch:
The actor, 31, recently confided to a friend that even though Hayden is only 18 years old, he wants to get engaged, preferably this year. “Milo was looking at rings in late June,” the pal says. “He really likes Cartier and intends to spend around $200,000.”
Okay, sure, Milo can provide Hayden with fancy things like his Hollywood good looks and an expensive engagement. But I’ve got a face full of handsome as well. Okay, maybe I’m not rich, but I know how to treat a lady. You’ve got to support their neck and be sure to burp them after eating. Oh yeah, I know my shit. Hayden, let’s get romantic.
silverdollar | July 11, 2008 at 1:27 pm
what the hell is she doing with her jacket?
jackie | July 11, 2008 at 1:28 pm
first
Mal Gusto | July 11, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Don’t worry fish..they won’t last 2 years.
britney's weave | July 11, 2008 at 1:29 pm
now there’s a marriage built to last.
Ted Mosby | July 11, 2008 at 1:34 pm
“Ohhhh Milooooo”
Nah, that doesn’t sound like it’ll work when they do it on their Honeymoon. The marriage is doomed.
Where's Darkwing Duck? | July 11, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Wow, She better not get married.
She’s too cute!
I’m going to the gym, I want that body (well, I want to look like that)
G. Rod | July 11, 2008 at 1:39 pm
To me she’ll always just be the frizzy-haired babysitter from Malcolm in the Middle.
Dr. Otto Van DerWahl | July 11, 2008 at 1:43 pm
WOW, Did a rubber fail??
http://www.funderoos.com | July 11, 2008 at 1:46 pm
my penis is weeping
LizSpy | July 11, 2008 at 1:52 pm
She will just break it off like megan fox
FRIST!!! | July 11, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Oh I just looked up which hero Milo is. HE’S THE CUTE ONE!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, they won’t last..
meeatu | July 11, 2008 at 1:53 pm
damn pedos
Ted from LA | July 11, 2008 at 1:55 pm
I heard she is having the lollypop kids as attendents.
mtnbiker | July 11, 2008 at 1:58 pm
I give it less than 5yrs… lol, she will say, I was young when I got married, I thought I new it all back then.
meeatu | July 11, 2008 at 1:59 pm
damn pedo
sameshitdifferentyear | July 11, 2008 at 2:03 pm
I predict an early divorce, due to spousal abuse.
And by that of course, I mean that she will beat the living shit out of him several times a month.
He has a lucrative career ahead of him, doing Pee-Wee Herman remake sequels. Paul Reuben, exit stage left.
veggi | July 11, 2008 at 2:04 pm
He’s got no chance because her dream man became available when that ugly heeb girl dumped Mini-Me.
Gruff | July 11, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Squinty eyes
Koala Sister | July 11, 2008 at 2:09 pm
If this is true, I hope their marriage lasts forever, or she might just regret getting married at 18.
ps. she’s a bit on the chubby side for hollywood standards, just your average girl next door for us commoners. she’s very pretty, but she’s got to get rid of the huge thighs and arms. her size does no favour to her height.
TOOL | July 11, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Might as well bag her now before she’s 20 and over the hill
Onyx Blackman | July 11, 2008 at 2:12 pm
I would lick her armpit in pics 7 – 8.
Phil | July 11, 2008 at 2:20 pm
He has great pecs and nice delts. Nice bulk on the bi’s and tri’s, but he needs more definition there. The competition is always fierce in the lightweight classes.
Poringo | July 11, 2008 at 2:32 pm
She’s just a kid, damn pedo
Jen | July 11, 2008 at 2:34 pm
He’s rushing to marry her before she gets fa—-wait, why’s he rushing now?
Crisphy Nanos | July 11, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Hey Poringo, She’s legal, so if Onyx wants to lick her armpits and I want play tongue tackle with her twat, it’s perfectly legal. If there’s grass on the field, then PLAY BALL!
me | July 11, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Nice job Milo bagging an 18 year old….stick to the playa rules. Never bag a chick older than 18 and less than 16.
Spongebob Gangsta | July 11, 2008 at 2:44 pm
RIGHT ON, MILO!
Get some of that
sweet midget endocarp!
NY Ted | July 11, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Sure he wants to marry the 18 year old slut…he wants that sweet poon-tang before she gets fat and lazy…which will be in about 4 years…then it will be off to divorce court…!
So WTF else in new in “LaLaLand”…???
devilsrain | July 11, 2008 at 3:21 pm
28, couldnt have said it better myself. I give it 6 months.
52 Faces | July 11, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Okay you take Hayden so I can have Milo.
NY Ted – lolol true
fact | July 11, 2008 at 3:28 pm
hahahahahahahahahaha … wait … no. oh yeah, now i remember, the divorce rate is high all across the country.
Lola | July 11, 2008 at 3:55 pm
WOW…. After almost a year? Must be that good 18 yr old BJ…. Congrats MIDGETS
bah | July 11, 2008 at 4:30 pm
he’s 31 and she’s 18 and no one is creeped out by that shit?
what the fuck?
i mean, shes hot…but hes fucking 31, man? what the hell do they talk about after he bangs her silly? how he was in high school 2 decades ago?
i thought he was like, i dont know, early early 20′s at the most. fucking yikes.
i could see if she was like 25 and he was like 38, still weird, but more acceptable.
put it this way, when he was 18, she was 5 years old. aww yeah.
PollyfromBoston | July 11, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Awww… He’s only doing this to make Rory jealous. You know, that little know it all girl from Gilmore Girls.
Tom | July 11, 2008 at 5:42 pm
I’d love to fuck her a couple of times, but that’s it. I really wish that some of these chicks would get naked once in a while. If they aren’t good at acting, they should at least be good for something.
Yo | July 11, 2008 at 6:05 pm
I have a feeling Koala Sister is secretly a Hollywood producer. Sad, because she sees chubby were I was thinking to myself “How the f*ck does this tiny girl look perfectly toned and not at all muscly? What’s the secret?” 3’6″ tall, Hayden would have to weigh 8lbs to meet Hollywood’s ridiculous standards. She’s cute as she is. To bad she makes me think of Milo as a pedophile. I wish he’d go back to Rory.
Yo | July 11, 2008 at 6:05 pm
I have a feeling Koala Sister is secretly a Hollywood producer. Sad, because she sees chubby were I was thinking to myself “How the f*ck does this tiny girl look perfectly toned and not at all muscly? What’s the secret?” AT 3’6″ tall, Hayden would have to weigh 8lbs to meet Hollywood’s ridiculous standards. She’s cute as she is. To bad she makes me think of Milo as a pedophile. I wish he’d go back to Rory.
Onyx Blackman | July 11, 2008 at 7:34 pm
@ 25 – Right on.
@ 33 – I’m 31, so no, it doesn’t creep me out at all.
asshat | July 11, 2008 at 10:54 pm
#27 awesome: midget endocarp FTW!
Gina | July 12, 2008 at 12:56 am
lucky biotch- milo is freaking cute =]
Borat | July 12, 2008 at 3:42 am
I would also like make sexy time with her anoos. Is nice.
Wat | July 12, 2008 at 4:25 am
200000$ on a ring?? And for an already overpriced rock?! My God, people are fucking retarded. Just goes to show that money and intelligence may be correlated in the business world, but practically not at all in Hollywood.
Lisa | July 12, 2008 at 8:39 am
An adult man being in love with an 18 year old does not make him a peadophile. Adult men who ONLY prey on teenage girls are predetory perves (and I don’t think Milo does), but there is a big difference between a predetory perve and a PEADOPHILE! Its stupid to say ‘omg anyone under 18 is a child’ yeah they’re stll young but they’re not children.
Done.
gossipq | July 12, 2008 at 9:33 am
Hayden’s dating Milo? Since when? Gosh i am so outdated!!
Unbelievable!! I thought Peter is just a Claire’s hero in the HEROES series. Not in real life.!
Sam | July 12, 2008 at 11:17 am
Don’t worry. She’ll be divorced soon.
gerard Vandenberg | July 12, 2008 at 12:49 pm
And you think it’s strange beginning stars act already like DIVA’S WHO MADE IT”?
The press is soo enormous exaggerating!!
Please go to an average HIGHSCHOOL and share the pictores from some of those girls on this SITE, will ya?
Meatspin | July 12, 2008 at 5:32 pm
How much do you want to bet they were waiting while she was still underage?
herbiefrog | July 12, 2008 at 5:36 pm
we imagine that she will soon understand that she will be
~way~ above mil… [what was his name?]
what? of course she doesnt wnat to hear it
just cos we cant spell either
what?
yingfriman | July 13, 2008 at 11:04 am
“….face full of handsome…”?
You are a rat-like, fat troll. Are you that messed up in your auto-assesment?
Let me help you out here – you got a face full of ratty little teeth and a field of poorly healed acne running the length of your lumpy and pasty torso…
Don’t make me dig up your high school pics, bud. You don’t want to go there…
This whole catering to the latest, new fresh face with hang-dog longing and yearning is getting to be kind of too much, as well.
Stick to what you know best – sleazy interloper, allowing the losers to look over the winner’s fences once in awhile….
Famous Plastic | July 13, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Don’t worry, she’ll be divorced by 22. Damaged and ripe for the pickin’…