Hayden Panettiere getting engaged?! NOOOOOOO!

July 11th, 2008 // 55 Comments

Hayden Panettiere’s boyfriend and Heroes co-star Milo Ventimiglia is picking out engagement rings for my favorite midget hottie. While I figure out the best way to punch him in the gonads, scope out the details from InTouch:

The actor, 31, recently confided to a friend that even though Hayden is only 18 years old, he wants to get engaged, preferably this year. “Milo was looking at rings in late June,” the pal says. “He really likes Cartier and intends to spend around $200,000.”

Okay, sure, Milo can provide Hayden with fancy things like his Hollywood good looks and an expensive engagement. But I’ve got a face full of handsome as well. Okay, maybe I’m not rich, but I know how to treat a lady. You’ve got to support their neck and be sure to burp them after eating. Oh yeah, I know my shit. Hayden, let’s get romantic.

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  1. silverdollar

    what the hell is she doing with her jacket?

  2. jackie

    first

  3. Mal Gusto

    Don’t worry fish..they won’t last 2 years.

  4. britney's weave

    now there’s a marriage built to last.

  5. Ted Mosby

    “Ohhhh Milooooo”

    Nah, that doesn’t sound like it’ll work when they do it on their Honeymoon. The marriage is doomed.

  6. Where's Darkwing Duck?

    Wow, She better not get married.
    She’s too cute!
    I’m going to the gym, I want that body (well, I want to look like that)

  7. G. Rod

    To me she’ll always just be the frizzy-haired babysitter from Malcolm in the Middle.

  8. WOW, Did a rubber fail??

  9. LizSpy

    She will just break it off like megan fox

  10. Oh I just looked up which hero Milo is. HE’S THE CUTE ONE!!!!!!!!!

    Yeah, they won’t last..

  11. meeatu

    damn pedos

  12. Ted from LA

    I heard she is having the lollypop kids as attendents.

  13. mtnbiker

    I give it less than 5yrs… lol, she will say, I was young when I got married, I thought I new it all back then.

  14. meeatu

    damn pedo

  15. sameshitdifferentyear

    I predict an early divorce, due to spousal abuse.

    And by that of course, I mean that she will beat the living shit out of him several times a month.

    He has a lucrative career ahead of him, doing Pee-Wee Herman remake sequels. Paul Reuben, exit stage left.

  16. veggi

    He’s got no chance because her dream man became available when that ugly heeb girl dumped Mini-Me.

  17. Gruff

    Squinty eyes

  18. Koala Sister

    If this is true, I hope their marriage lasts forever, or she might just regret getting married at 18.

    ps. she’s a bit on the chubby side for hollywood standards, just your average girl next door for us commoners. she’s very pretty, but she’s got to get rid of the huge thighs and arms. her size does no favour to her height.

  19. TOOL

    Might as well bag her now before she’s 20 and over the hill

  20. Onyx Blackman

    I would lick her armpit in pics 7 – 8.

  21. Phil

    He has great pecs and nice delts. Nice bulk on the bi’s and tri’s, but he needs more definition there. The competition is always fierce in the lightweight classes.

  22. Poringo

    She’s just a kid, damn pedo

  23. Jen

    He’s rushing to marry her before she gets fa—-wait, why’s he rushing now?

  24. Crisphy Nanos

    Hey Poringo, She’s legal, so if Onyx wants to lick her armpits and I want play tongue tackle with her twat, it’s perfectly legal. If there’s grass on the field, then PLAY BALL!

  25. me

    Nice job Milo bagging an 18 year old….stick to the playa rules. Never bag a chick older than 18 and less than 16.

  26. Spongebob Gangsta

    RIGHT ON, MILO!
    Get some of that
    sweet midget endocarp!

  27. NY Ted

    Sure he wants to marry the 18 year old slut…he wants that sweet poon-tang before she gets fat and lazy…which will be in about 4 years…then it will be off to divorce court…!

    So WTF else in new in “LaLaLand”…???

  28. devilsrain

    28, couldnt have said it better myself. I give it 6 months.

  29. Okay you take Hayden so I can have Milo.

    NY Ted – lolol true

  30. fact

    hahahahahahahahahaha … wait … no. oh yeah, now i remember, the divorce rate is high all across the country.

  31. Lola

    WOW…. After almost a year? Must be that good 18 yr old BJ…. Congrats MIDGETS

  32. bah

    he’s 31 and she’s 18 and no one is creeped out by that shit?
    what the fuck?

    i mean, shes hot…but hes fucking 31, man? what the hell do they talk about after he bangs her silly? how he was in high school 2 decades ago?

    i thought he was like, i dont know, early early 20′s at the most. fucking yikes.

    i could see if she was like 25 and he was like 38, still weird, but more acceptable.

    put it this way, when he was 18, she was 5 years old. aww yeah.

  33. PollyfromBoston

    Awww… He’s only doing this to make Rory jealous. You know, that little know it all girl from Gilmore Girls.

  34. Tom

    I’d love to fuck her a couple of times, but that’s it. I really wish that some of these chicks would get naked once in a while. If they aren’t good at acting, they should at least be good for something.

  35. Yo

    I have a feeling Koala Sister is secretly a Hollywood producer. Sad, because she sees chubby were I was thinking to myself “How the f*ck does this tiny girl look perfectly toned and not at all muscly? What’s the secret?” 3’6″ tall, Hayden would have to weigh 8lbs to meet Hollywood’s ridiculous standards. She’s cute as she is. To bad she makes me think of Milo as a pedophile. I wish he’d go back to Rory.

  36. Yo

    I have a feeling Koala Sister is secretly a Hollywood producer. Sad, because she sees chubby were I was thinking to myself “How the f*ck does this tiny girl look perfectly toned and not at all muscly? What’s the secret?” AT 3’6″ tall, Hayden would have to weigh 8lbs to meet Hollywood’s ridiculous standards. She’s cute as she is. To bad she makes me think of Milo as a pedophile. I wish he’d go back to Rory.

  37. Onyx Blackman

    @ 25 – Right on.

    @ 33 – I’m 31, so no, it doesn’t creep me out at all.

  38. asshat

    #27 awesome: midget endocarp FTW!

  39. Gina

    lucky biotch- milo is freaking cute =]

  40. Borat

    I would also like make sexy time with her anoos. Is nice.

  41. Wat

    200000$ on a ring?? And for an already overpriced rock?! My God, people are fucking retarded. Just goes to show that money and intelligence may be correlated in the business world, but practically not at all in Hollywood.

  42. Lisa

    An adult man being in love with an 18 year old does not make him a peadophile. Adult men who ONLY prey on teenage girls are predetory perves (and I don’t think Milo does), but there is a big difference between a predetory perve and a PEADOPHILE! Its stupid to say ‘omg anyone under 18 is a child’ yeah they’re stll young but they’re not children.

    Done.

  43. Hayden’s dating Milo? Since when? Gosh i am so outdated!!
    Unbelievable!! I thought Peter is just a Claire’s hero in the HEROES series. Not in real life.!

  44. Sam

    Don’t worry. She’ll be divorced soon.

  45. And you think it’s strange beginning stars act already like DIVA’S WHO MADE IT”?
    The press is soo enormous exaggerating!!
    Please go to an average HIGHSCHOOL and share the pictores from some of those girls on this SITE, will ya?

  46. How much do you want to bet they were waiting while she was still underage?

  47. herbiefrog

    we imagine that she will soon understand that she will be
    ~way~ above mil… [what was his name?]

    what? of course she doesnt wnat to hear it
    just cos we cant spell either

    what?

  48. yingfriman

    “….face full of handsome…”?

    You are a rat-like, fat troll. Are you that messed up in your auto-assesment?
    Let me help you out here – you got a face full of ratty little teeth and a field of poorly healed acne running the length of your lumpy and pasty torso…

    Don’t make me dig up your high school pics, bud. You don’t want to go there…

    This whole catering to the latest, new fresh face with hang-dog longing and yearning is getting to be kind of too much, as well.

    Stick to what you know best – sleazy interloper, allowing the losers to look over the winner’s fences once in awhile….

  49. Don’t worry, she’ll be divorced by 22. Damaged and ripe for the pickin’…

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