Hayden Panettiere flashes her ‘panties’ for Ellen DeGeneres

October 25th, 2008 // 39 Comments

Hayden Panettiere stopped by The Ellen Show where, on a dare, she flashed a pair of boxer briefs that read “Ellen” around the waist. While it sounds hot, the whole scene was awkwardly random and over as soon as it began. I included the video after the jump and, fortunately, the flashing goes down within the first minute because the rest of the clip made me want to slam my testicles in a car door. I can only assume Hayden realized she sucks on talk shows and took drastic action. If that’s the case, you know what really gets people’s attention? Having sex with a blogger. True story.

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  1. iamnot

    second?

  2. Sauron

    Hm,cute girl.

  3. a reader

    ha ha very funny

  4. Binky

    Well at least Ellen didn’t have her dancing in like a dolphin.
    (I don’t know how these weekend posts will go. I’ve got an idea that most commenters here simply drink through the weekend.)

  5. annie

    She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that

    site.Is she single now?

  6. desi

    steve carrell?? what a blonde..

  7. ChuckleHead

    According to the website linked below, TheSuperficial rakes in $2074.21 a day.

    http://www.websiteoutlook.com/

  8. Monkey Boner

    Them ain’t “panties” man – Them’s “boxers”

  9. veggi

    THANK YOU for putting this story on top.

    Visiting this site and always having those Jennifer Hudson stories on top was exactly like flushing the toilet repeatedly and failing to get rid of a stubborn floater.

  10. Hunter

    @10 – That’s pretty sickening to think that you talk about Hudson’s stories like that…

  11. Bubbles

    fuckin ugly bitch

  12. lou dobbs

    I’d do naughty things to her.

  13. Anexio

    Whats up with her left titty in pic 1?

    Looks like she’s starting to flapjack.

  14. quake

    She shouldn’t go around teasing lesbians like that.

  15. I nominate myself to be that blogger, I love elves.

  16. Parker

    I still think it’d be fun to bend her over, stick my cock in her ass, lift her in the air, and watch her little midget legs kicking back and forth trying to touch the ground. Probably even be funny watching Ellen do it to her. You know, Ellen sticking her cock up Hayden’s ass and lifting her off the floor.

  17. Shallow Val

    Wow 15, I was just gonna say that. You know, Hayden in way too short and her torso is too long. That dress she’s wearing is awful. Her little lemon halves are about to pop out. She’s not built to dress sexy or glamorous. She’s built to be on balance beams and un-even parallel bars and for floor exercises. That’s it. She should only wear track suits and jog bras.

  18. Shallow Val

    Wow 15, I was just gonna say that. You know, Hayden in way too short and her torso is too long. That dress she’s wearing is awful. Her little lemon halves are about to pop out. She’s not built to dress sexy or glamorous. She’s built to be on balance beams and un-even parallel bars and for floor exercises. That’s it. She should only wear track suits and jog bras.

  19. I thought she was cute before, but always a turn-off when a girl isn’t wearing at least a thong. Consider yourself dumped, biaatch!

    http://upskt.com

  20. swallowmycum

    Desperate little attention whore midget

  21. jumpin_j

    Phish, look at her shorts. She’s a maaaan, baby. And on top of that, she’s really not into you. Give her up. More Melissa Miller!!!

  22. Stiles

    That blond lawn gnome always puts so much work into “jokes” that just don’t land. She should stick to PEWPEWPEWing on her show.

  23. Yanks wank

    Shes actually a kid I like.

  24. midget pron

    She’s turning out to be a little short, goofy, barely-literate, inbred, disfigured, boring redneck with swinging balls giving her chafed inner thighs. Yuuuck!!!

  25. Truth doctor

    Hayden is pretty dumb. I’m talking lower than Britney dumb. There goes your “that’s impossible” theory.

  26. needAnAlias

    hahaha.

    look at ellen after the not hot chick does whatever the hell she does. manEllen becomes giddy, adjusts her blazer and hides his boner by doing the ol’ knee over the other.

    i can’t believe a man’s going to be the face of cover girl real soon. tell me, what have the the kids got to look forward to from now on?

  27. PARKER-
    You are an immature waste of flesh and cerebreal matter..
    I am surprised that your scribbiling was even published @this site.
    It might be apropriate in some sailor/biker rag.AND-I am bye NO means a prude

  28. BananaBread

    pic1 makes it look like she is packing sausage meat in there

  29. 1moreidiotintheworld

    Should’ve written “ellen” across her tits…… wait, she doesn’t have any. Oh well, at least she gave DeGenerate a stiffy…. echhhh!!! what a visual….

  30. Bree

    Wow, her boobs are already so far apart an man looking, but she found a dress that made them look even FURTHER apart! good going!

  31. Parker

    Bawannadick Narlian-
    You are right, you’re an immature waste of hash and cereal matter. No breakfast for you! I am suprised your dribbling was even whitewashed–that’s right. It might be appropritate in some gay sailor mag AND you are by no means a dude.
    Also if you-ba wanna dick jub-ust go-ba out ab-und fi-bund one.

  32. Parker

    I still think it’d be fun to bend her over, stick my cock in her ass, lift her in the air, and watch her little midget legs kicking back and forth trying to touch the ground. Probably even be funny watching Ellen do it to her. You know, Ellen sticking her cock up Hayden’s ass and lifting her off the floor

  33. bbay

    so many news, so many bad and good news, the sports fans @ sportinglove.c om has discussed this a lot………….

  34. lila

    Hayden is such a c*nt I used to love Milo to death but I respect him less for dating this c*nt. I have a better body than Hayden and I did even when I was 15.

  35. Bickus Dickus

    I can’t sstand this stupid little cunt. I’d like to fuck that little swamp gnome with a wine bottle covered in steel wool and broken glass. Then toss her in a vat of hydrochloric acid, and finally feed her through a woodchipper. And as I’m pushing her water-head closer to the blades, as she takes her last dying gasp, I show her the Nov 6th newspaper showing a landslide victory for John McCain……

  36. Parker

    Then she asks why you go to such trouble to make a joke paper. The election was on Tuesday the 4th and it was clear McCain had lost before anyone went to bed that night. Then she kick you in the face with her little midget legs and runs away. As you watch her flee you realize, just as that old geezer McCain learned on election night, you are also a loser.

  37. daffy

    She is sooooooooooo dumb.

  38. Wow…, she is pretty and gorgeous. BTW, my brother told me he saw her profile and photos at an age gap dating club **AgelessOnly.c o m**. She has written some blogs a few days ago. Maybe you should have a look.

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