Hayden Panettiere fellating a machine gun

November 19th, 2009 // 132 Comments

Here’s Hayden Panettiere posing for Tyler Shields new book “The Dirty Side of Glamour,” and the headline covers pretty much everything you need to know here. In related news, Charlton Heston’s corpse just came.

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  1. like2bcold

    pull the trigger…NOW

  2. dude

    Gotta say, Love it.
    I’m feelin it for the midget.

  3. the part with the the spampy looks kinda funny but yea hayden is cute just wish people would make it obvius

  4. fribble

    last

  5. Superfluous

    Soooo… why isn’t she a cheerlaeder like EVERY other thing she is in???

  6. HOOTERS WUZ HERE!

    Who the hell is this girl?

  7. Ari Ola

    Good girls swallow!

  8. Ari Ola

    She’s a lollipop licker!

  9. AVX

    Actually, I think that’s an assault rifle.

  10. Mr.Mr.

    i dont care what they say…

    thats a golden shower and you all know it.

  11. kendraa

    she doesn’t look like she’s enjoying it at all
    her face isn’t even slightly sexy, she just looks like she’s flinching the whole time and thinking about how much she’s getting paid to try and get through it.
    basically, yuck.
    she looks like a 14 year old on myspace trying to look sexy.

  12. kendraa

    she doesn’t look like she’s enjoying it at all
    her face isn’t even slightly sexy, she just looks like she’s flinching the whole time and thinking about how much she’s getting paid to try and get through it.
    basically, yuck.
    she looks like a 14 year old on myspace trying to look sexy.

  13. Maggie

    @AVX – yeah, looks like an m16a1 to me :)

  14. girlygirl

    I am a straight girl and I am dripping.

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  16. Dan

    I agree with 11 & 12. she doesn’t look like she enjoys it at all. Her expressions make this as unsexy as Jessica Alba’s water drool in GQ.

  17. Cory

    AK-47 IS an assault rifle chief and that’s an M-16 assault rifle. Who cares!??? She is a little hottie-it’s just weird to want to shag her when you remember she was the little girl in Remember The Titans.

  18. Hefe

    #14, sure you are. Put your dick back in your shorts.

    The midget looks decent, but as others have stated before, she is always trying so hard to come off shocking in her photo shoots. Not feeling it whatosever. In every paparazzi pic I’ve seen of her, she comes off as a stuck-up little cunt. Which I’m sure is probably the closest thing to the truth.

  19. norm

    Thats not an AK-47, its clearly an M16. FAIL!

  20. Hank

    Totally a golden shower. Totally weird. Totally not hot… Unless you like kinky midget porn?

  21. james

    Tyler Shields is a genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  22. NRA

    If you’re looking at the gun, you’re doing it wrong.

  23. jason

    any idea what the song in the background is called?

  24. She likes sucking on AR-15's?

    So, why is hayden pantywhatever giving a blowjob to an AR-15 again? That’s just about the most bizarre picture I’ve seen this year…

  25. Eugene Stoner

    NOT a “machine gun”.
    NOT an “assault rifle”.
    NOT an AK-47.
    NOT a M-16 (but close).

    If it is real it is an AR-15 SEMI-automatic rifle, the SEMI-automatic version of the M-16. Machine guns and “assault rifles” are capable of fully automatic fire (hold down the trigger and the gun fires until it is empty). An AR-15 fires only in SEMI-automatic mode (trigger must be pulled for each shot), so it is neither a “machine gun” nor an “assault rifle”. If you remember that you will be more informed than 98% of journalists/reporters and politicians.

    If it is a real AR-15, they are breaking the first rule of safe gun handling: always point the muzzle in a safe direction, and only at things you are willing to shoot. The first picture looks stupid and stupid isn’t sexy (Megan Fox excepted of course).

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  32. who dat

    She not even attractive. Her mother looks better than she does. Total attention whore.

  33. sassypants27

    that’s not a machine gun….
    good try tho.
    either way she’d be dead

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  35. NightGod

    @25 Hell, from that angle it could easily just be the upper receiver-with no lower receiver and the bolt taken out, that would be as dangerous as a steel pipe.

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    You know how many dolphins you could kill with that thing?

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    Her head looks huge. I guess if bobble heads are your thing…

  39. ME

    thats def a M16 and no M249 or M240

  40. ME

    thats def a M16 and no M249 or M240

  41. Anon

    From what I’ve read about this midget, sucking on tips is the very least she does. I bet she was giving up anal before she was16.

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  43. Dank

    This is definitely not an AR-15. The side of the AR15 is not smooth where that one is where the flash is shining on it. Sorry but it looks closer to an m-16.

  44. who dat

    Nothing strange. She is used to suckin the “barrel”. Bet she eats the “bullets” to.

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