Hayden Panettiere ‘endorses’ John McCain, drops the F-bomb

October 15th, 2008 // 192 Comments

Hayden Panettiere, who claims she’s “hot enough to get your attention for 30 seconds,” gives a fake profanity-laden endorsement for John McCain in this FunnyOrDie video that’s 99% Die. Okay, listen, I’m liberal as they come, but for the love of God, knock this shit off. It’s not cute. It’s definitely not funny. And you probably just convinced a bunch of rednecks they’re going to literally get “fucked” by voting for McCain. As if these avid gun enthusiasts weren’t going to be pissed off enough if Obama wins, you’ve added blue balls to the equation. How can that go wrong? Fortunately, it’s been a lifelong dream of mine to get shot at my local Arby’s. Thanks, Hayden!

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  1. missywissy

    They should just stop, really. The media, the celebrities, all of them. This is an election for Christ’s sake. They’ve turned it into a liberal circus. They’re taking what’s left of any respect and dignity out of the process, and turning it into a propaganda hellhole that makes America look even dumber and tasteless than ever. Comedy does not educate voters. Entertainment should not dictate who will make a world leader. I’m sick of these comedians turning something prideful, such as electing our next president, into a damn joke. Especially, using pretty girls to get Obama elected. I will be writing in my own candidate in this election because this whole thing has turned into one big fucking joke. I don’t give a shit who wins, whether it’s the man that surrounds himself with people that hate what America stands for, or the man that uses fear and hate to try to win. By the way, Hayden penewhatever, show a little modesty. “I know I’m hot” Fuck off.

  2. me

    WTF!!? “There’re”? You know what I meant.

  3. mo

    wow…i always thought she was a stupid twat—but i thank her for confirming it!

  4. langdon

    does fox news link to the superficial or something? what’s with all the racist conservatives in the comments?

  5. chainsaw

    Yawn. Yet another celebrity foisting their unwelcome opinions in the public forum. And did you see what she did there? She was all sarcastic and stuff….genius!! She’s no less cute though…I’d really enjoy sticking my penis in her. And it was hot hearing her drop f-bombs.

  6. Talliban Tally Me Obama

    Another wanta- be celebutard in the tank for Obama. Besides being total fools, these assholes must not have anything better to do, Go work in a soup kitchen or something positive rather than support the most liberal nutcake in the senate. shheeeesh!!!!!!!!

  7. That was the stupidist thing I’ve seen or heard in a long time. I cannot believe the lengths people will go through for attention. Has this little girl ever heard the word “modesty”. It’s is a virture, is it not?

  8. chainsaw

    @ 54 — what racism? Do you even know what that word means, or is that just your knee-jerk reaction catchall phrase to describe an opposing point of view? Pussies like you that cry “racism” when someone disagrees with you are a big part of what’s wrong with this country.

  9. i do enjoy penis in the morning

    @ #30 Brian: Well said….you just read my mind (kind of hot) -where the hell DID john kerry go? obviously when a dem is no longer the “flavor” of the four years and asshat celebs cant get attention by making stupid videos they fade into obscurity. Brian you are a god among men.

  10. Vince Lombardi

    Kill the cheerleader, save the world.

  11. Adonis

    These celebrity political ads make me want to do the opposite of what the celebrities are telling me. I wasn’t going to vote Obama anyway, but these ads actually make me hate the entire left side. It’s been said before, and it’s true: anyone who would actually base their choice on what some empty-headed little tart says, just because she’s famous and cute, is an idiot and needs to stay home on Election Day. Why do these people even think that we actually care what they say? The only reason they’re all out there for Obama anyway is to look cool and progressive for their other famous friends in Hollywood. Like they even really give a fuck or relate to the regular people in this country.

  12. poser

    Why doesn’t funny or die spoof Obama? Maybe throw in some “jive talking”, some fried chicken and watermelon jokes, maybe some “I hate white people” jokes. And for good measure they should tell us about how Obama would ghetto up the Whitehouse.

    Funny or Die is neither–sad.

  13. @58 Modesty can be over rated at times, but not this time. She is just a dumb shit Hollywood Lib that has no clue what the real world is like.

  14. Brooke

    Vomit. Funny or Die, I’ll just die, thanks.

  15. Thomas

    I love it when really young people point out how old other people are and how that must make them stupid, thats just sooo cute! Please keep talking. Finally, someone realizes how every birthday just makes you dumber and 20 year olds such run the country. I mean duh. OmG, the white house would be OuTta CoNtRoL AwEsOmE!

  16. classica

    GO MCCAIN!!!! Hussain Obama is the anti-christ.

  17. sam

    WOW! if she says i should vote for Obama then i will definitely jump on that bandwagon. STUPID FUCKING CELEBRITIES. If anyone honestly decides their vote based on what an ignorant (usually uneducated) celebrity has to say – they should be shot. just sayin….

  18. Mike

    #66 For some reason the 60s just keep coming back and ‘never trust anyone over 35′ has now become a year older than the democrat candidate. Anyone liberal here watch the acceptance speech of McCain? Of course you didn’t, cause you’re uninformed and don’t want to be… but anyway, his mother was there, in her 90s and stood without help or a walker. ‘Old’ John will outlive a lot of these liberals so shut up about that.

    Oh and conservatives aren’t evil # 15-17, we just cling to our guns and Bible’s.

  19. Buffy

    This twat is retarded and I couldn’t give two shits what she or any other celebrity thinks. They need to keep their fucking opinions to themselves and stop trying to influence the rest of us. And any chick who played Ally McBeal’s daughter in the last season is too fucking stupid to have an opinion anyway.

  20. poser

    When she says “he’ll keep tax breaks for the rich” she acts like that’s bad when in fact she is one of “the rich”. I mean really…does she want to give more of her money to the gov’t or is she like every other rich liberal?. She has expensive tax attorneys and accountants to find every loop hole to prevent paying a lot of her taxes.

    I’ve never figured out why most of hollywood are liberal since they probably make up a big chunk of “the rich”.

  21. Ruggy

    Poorly written script! What was so funny about it ..humm maybe that fact that the dumb nutt who can only say her name correctly just convinced me to vote John McCain ..Haha

  22. john

    Career problems? Make a viral video!

    What happened to no more Hayden posts, Superficial writer?

  23. Rant

    Today too many people are learning about politics from satire. There is real news out there. Check it out then form your own opinion.

  24. Bigo

    I thought her last name was pronounced Pene-tear.

  25. Val

    soooo funny….wtf

  26. obamastheantichrist

    Team McCain/Palin!!!

  27. juggsmcgrew

    I was going to vote for Obama but all this Hollywood BS is really making vote for McCain. It’s turned into vote SPITE!!!

    PS for all you boner strokers, that chick is not fine. She mid-average at best.

    For eff sake, Palin is hotter than her.

  28. amy

    like i would take voting advice from someone who probably hasn’t even graduate high school.

  29. amy

    like i would take voting advice from someone who probably hasn’t even graduated high school.

  30. Yawning_often

    You’re stupid if watching a celeb makes you change your presidential vote because you like the celeb and want to emulate their views. You’re stupid if watching a celeb makes you change your presidential vote because you hate the celeb and think they should shut the hell up.

    Yawn, why get so riled up either way?!

  31. dancer

    That was ridiculous and not at all funny. And she’s not that hot.

    I am an obama supporter and frankly i am really embarrassed that she and i are on the same side.

    Ugh…

  32. dancer

    That was ridiculous and not at all funny. And she’s not that hot.

    I am an obama supporter and frankly i am really embarrassed that she and i are on the same side.

    Ugh…

  33. julie

    this makes me want to vote mccain/palin even more….. shuttt upppp hayden

  34. julie

    ps your a celebrity making millions, he actulally fought for our country princess. is she even old enough to vote? shes looks like shes 10

  35. temp

    hahahaha i actually thought that was kinda funny…

    :)

  36. Karen

    celebrities really need to stop talking about politics! They makes themselves look like idiots…but I guess it works for McCain’s favor!
    Ya McCains old, but thats not a reason not to vote for him.
    Actually, McCain is nothing like Bush..he’s borderline Democrat!

    To correct #15… the republican party has not run congress for 15 years get your facts straight. Congress is controlled by Democrats and so is the House of Reps. 233 Dem to 202 Reb. So a lot of whats going on financially is really the Democrats fault! Republican are the ones who tried to reform the big shot banks like Fannie Mae and Freddie Mack & were denied by the democrats. Maybe you should take a look at Speaker Nancy Pelosi record!

    Anyways if you want the Government to control every aspect of your life then go ahead and vote for Obama. I’m voting for McCain because I don’t want government telling me what to do and how to run my life and my business. Do your research and stop listening to the mainstream media!

  37. Mich

    This makes me so proud to vote McCain/Palin. What an uninformed child, following the “in” crowd instead of doing her research and voting right for America. I have always been more of a leader than a follower myself.

  38. Sgt. C. Foxtrot

    WHY DOESN’T SHE PUT THAT MUZZLE BACK ON?

  39. Sgt. C. Foxtrot

    WHY DID SHE TAKE THE MUZZLE OFF?

  40. me

    @89…LOL! I like that idea.

  41. John

    What a dumb little bitch!

  42. Wouldn’t it be wonderful if there was someone worth voting for?

    I think McCain might have done better by criticizing Bush than Obama. They need to distance themselves from the clusterfuck that was the Bush administration.

  43. Samantha

    Wow. Is it just me, or has she gotten really ugly? Anyways, I wish all of these celebrities would stick to their day jobs and stay out of politics. Why are all liberals such a-holes? My vote is going to McCain.

  44. Samantha

    Wow. Is it just me, or has she gotten really ugly? Anyways, I wish all of these celebrities would stick to their day jobs and stay out of politics. Why are all liberals such a-holes? My vote is going to McCain.

  45. Bob

    Hayden’s right – She’s hot enough to hold my attention for 30 sec.
    Too bad ths clip is 46 sec.
    Oh well.

  46. Tom

    Vote Nader!!!

  47. @95…It’s not just you.

  48. Odysseus

    @34 Kate

    You CAN vote 10 times! Just ask ACORN

  49. Bob

    Vote Nader!!!

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