This one’s just for me.
HAHAHAHA! How is this even legal? It’s literally that special kind of hilarious when you see little kids pretend to do grown-up stuff like mow the yard, or drink Jack Daniels in a top hat. I mean, there’s no way she’s actually driving. Wladimir’s just letting her sit on some phonebooks and turn the wheel a couple times, right? No, seriously, tell me before I risk death by midget on the highway.
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asippaiaraetc | April 14, 2010 at 3:30 pm
I wonder what kind of car that must be that she can move the seat up that far!!
Fy. | July 13, 2010 at 8:21 pm
oh shut up. always the same shit.
farles chew | April 14, 2010 at 3:30 pm
She looks so adorable in that little toy car!
d | April 14, 2010 at 3:31 pm
her bf aint pretty!
Kat | April 14, 2010 at 3:40 pm
How is she reaching the brakes? Do your parents know what you are doing, little girl?
Gigs | April 14, 2010 at 3:46 pm
Why are we all ripping on her height? Dwarf or not, I’d fuck her in a New York minute.
harry satchel | April 14, 2010 at 3:50 pm
FIRST
Oh and “I’d hit it”
me | April 14, 2010 at 3:53 pm
She looks like a young Hillary Clinton. Sorry if I ruined anyone’s fantasy.
dude | April 14, 2010 at 3:54 pm
lmao was gona post something about phone books, but well you beat me to it:-) that said she’s still barely over the fuckin steering wheel!
Richport's Ghost | April 14, 2010 at 3:55 pm
I hate this slut’s round face. Plus she’s a heavy smoker, probably smells like a cat’s asshole. Midget, fuck off & go home.
MYKE | April 14, 2010 at 3:56 pm
#7
my how perceptive of you. in that case i now see what Bill was on about!
Tek | April 14, 2010 at 3:58 pm
Yawn. Not the least bit funny.
Parker | April 14, 2010 at 3:59 pm
She ties blocks of wood to her shoes to reach the pedals. I’d still like to plant her little midget butt on my penis then walk around with her hanging off it just to watch her little legs wiggling around trying to touch the ground.
pimp | April 14, 2010 at 4:01 pm
she would look better with my balls in mouth…
Randal | April 14, 2010 at 4:04 pm
Ah, these bring back great memories of being a young lad sitting in the driver’s seat, honking the horn and making vroom-vroom sounds as the wheel spun. Hayden look great in these pictures, sporting a fashionable slicked back hair style that brings out her beautiful features.
Honk-honk Hayden, you have me frozen in your headlights girl!
Randal
ShirtsX.com | April 14, 2010 at 4:09 pm
Looks like she may need a bigger vehicle, her forehead it still sticking up over the dashboard.
Ha Ha Hayden | April 14, 2010 at 4:16 pm
Ha ha too funny!
She has to shoulder check just to talk to Vlad!
farles chew | April 14, 2010 at 4:20 pm
#9, you somehow know your cat’s asshole smells like cigarettes? You are, in so many many many ways, DOING IT WRONG!
Mike | April 14, 2010 at 4:21 pm
You realize we can’t see her ass in these photos, right?
itsme | April 14, 2010 at 4:24 pm
I wanna eat her asshole
Willie Dixon | April 14, 2010 at 4:32 pm
Hey, Dr. Jones, no time for love. We’ve got company.
xylus | April 14, 2010 at 4:36 pm
She looks cute… like a child using a Fisher Price toy dashboard
Sport | April 14, 2010 at 4:42 pm
She is trying too hard to be a grown up. The misspelled tattoo, dating some Amazon Russian punch drunk boxer. WTF? Sad to see someone trying so hard while apparently having a great life and financial security. Why not just be ‘normal’ and stop trying so damn hard Hayden?
yawn | April 14, 2010 at 4:48 pm
she’s perfecting the art of the cold russian stare.
natalie | April 14, 2010 at 5:08 pm
where’s her ring??
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Naa | April 14, 2010 at 7:15 pm
Soccer mom…
bmose | April 14, 2010 at 10:38 pm
She can’t even get those tiny fingers around the steering wheel. Probably takes two hands to smoke the Russian pole.
turd da third | April 14, 2010 at 10:54 pm
EWWWWWW, this is definately a most unflattering camera angle, I think she should just crawl back under her rock and let all the lezbo’s out there frig themselves into oblivion thinking about her
Who isHotr | April 14, 2010 at 10:55 pm
She might be the hottest midget I’ve ever wanted to do the nasty with!
Sorry, I guess that was mean. I mean little person.
micro sd | April 15, 2010 at 2:16 am
hayden panettier look so sexy while driving her eyes look so attractive nice photos at perfect time.
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Russian pole.
i think
mbt shoes on sale | April 15, 2010 at 2:21 am
where’s her ring??
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she’s pretty hot.
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Perucke | April 15, 2010 at 4:46 am
Not especially spectacular pictures. The only thing i feel noteworthy is that Vladimir seems to have gotten old.
Rouh for hire | April 15, 2010 at 5:25 am
I can hear Micheal Buffer’s heavy and loud pronouncement of KLITSSSSCHKOOOOOOO on every entrances, especially when lil Hayden is the official ring girl. huh, huh, huh…
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………………………….please hide fast while you still can!!
Chuck | April 15, 2010 at 9:54 am
Sorry, I’m not into stubby little chicks with a pissy attitude.
Rhialto | April 15, 2010 at 10:07 am
Isn’t this one of these pedal cars?!
Dn | April 15, 2010 at 10:11 am
@ 7 – You did ruin the fantasy. Every time I fap to Hillary, I’ll see Hayden’s face now. Thanks…
@ Richport – you are a poet. Well said!
@ Randal – That’s not a slicked back hair style, Randal! Her hair is trying to get away from her freakishly convex face! Jesus Christ, she looks like Sonic The Hedgehog!
cellphone | April 15, 2010 at 10:12 am
@43
She’s pretty fit,she doesn’t look exhausted at all.
Darth | April 15, 2010 at 10:14 am
Is that zebra pulling her pedal car?
Gando | April 15, 2010 at 10:20 am
How many zebrapower does her car have?
dUdE | April 15, 2010 at 10:34 am
@ 46
That’s not a zebra, it’s a white horse that was accidentally sunning itself beside a white picket fence, because it thought that if it got some color, it’s dick would look bigger. LMAO.
Starmaker | April 15, 2010 at 10:36 am
43,45,46+47
For crissake guys! she isn’t a kid anymore!
Darth | April 15, 2010 at 10:46 am
#49
What!? That’s quite a shocker.I admit i’ve to get used to that idea.Is she a full grown woman now?