Hayden Panettiere does stuff

September 13th, 2007 // 94 Comments

Hayden Panettiere went to a salon this morning. And now you’re seeing pictures of her. Seriously, no need to thank me. I do it for the children. After the mayhem Britney Spears caused, someone needs to step in. I don’t see Angelina Jolie putting up hot pics to ease the suffering. Goodwill ambassador, my ass. Fortunately people like me are around. Self-less, charitable people that nurse an unhealthy obsession with young prime-time stars. Yep, I’m just like Jesus. No, wait, not just like. Exactly like Jesus.


  1. Baboo

    Them titlettes sure is ridin high on this here midget.

  2. Amanda

    Seriously, who gives a shit? I demand entertainment, damn it!

  3. No More Boring Stuff

    You guys must be proud of your career ha! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  4. Aja

    I hate those stupid goofy white sunglasses

  5. J

    Dear Fish,

    I disagree with you over Miss. Panettiere – she routinely looks like a man, and we all know that sunglasses can’t hide biceps. She was, however, looking well in Paris a few weeks back, and by “well”, I mean, like an average-looking girl who sometimes looks like a man, but not in France.

    I cry like a woman in Paris.


  6. bellnier

    DON’T ask her to arm wrestle…just don’t.

  7. Nancy Grace

    Had she lived, this is what it would have looked like at the end of the first day of 3rd grade for Jon Binet Ramsey.

  8. Quinn

    is this leaving the salon? cause her hair looks like shit…

  9. Hecubus

    So you do it for the children ? Children such as Hayden planetarium ? Really, if I’m going to spend two minutes of my life looking at bland uninteresting twelve year olds they’d better be naked. This girl is so dull a tumbleweed blows in front of the screen everytime her picture pops up (which is every few hours at this place). If we’re going to be concentrating on borderline pedophiliac fantasy models we should at least be focusing on that Vanessa Hudgens bitch. At least she wears her whoreness proudly.

  10. Fuphdog

    very average – now that she’s 18, the forbidden lust is gone…

  11. The forbidden lust doesn’t end until she turns 20. Then she’s out of the teen years. Damn it.

  12. combustion8

    she’s got huge arms, and line backer shoulders.. I’d still it like a hero.

  13. jesus christ porno star

    And that was the biggest hard-on the fish ever had.

  14. The Tavern Guy

    Chubby little brat. She could be Britney’s little sister for all we know. Or care.

  15. Aura

    The girl standing next to her looks hotter…………………….. older….. but hotter.

  16. Norm

    same ole idiots show up just to say, I think she is plain looking average looking ugly, why is she famous, who is she, boring ,,whatever

  17. my comment

    So boring , there’s nowhere to even begin.


  18. LOL, p0nk, jrzymommy’s vibrator, good one. Now only if I could get het to use it on me.

  19. Damn, thiz pozt haz uzed more Z’z than crazy-azz Kelli

  20. David

    Nancy Grace (#15), that is some funny, sick, funny shit.

  21. veggi

    All the guys who think she’s hot have to realize that at her size, her pussy is only 3/4 of an inch in diameter. Hahahahaha!

    Wait…that’s why you’re attracted to her, isn’t it?

  22. FagHag

    That’s why you put it in soft, and listen to her bones crack as you get hard.

  23. veggi

    mmm k. veggi troll, yer just weird.

  24. Smack McGann

    Who is she? Why is she posted so much? I’ve never seen her naked. Where’s Lindsay?

  25. Thanks again guys!!!
    Here I am, last one to the party…

  26. Frick

    The thing is, she’s got two 45-kilo plates in that purple bag, so her arm’s a little pumped.

  27. #7 Troll.
    This place is like a god damn mosquito infestation with all these fucking trolls. I could spend all day sitting in here and swatting them, but why? This place isn’t worth the effort.

  28. Hey FRIST!!!!!…………………….

    There is a new post.

  29. Chauncey Gardner

    This little bitch is as cute as hell, and looks even cuter in person. She had no clue when I saw her that I was thinking about fucking the life out of her cute little frame.

  30. I would like to see her battle Paris Hilton in a UFC match.

  31. wedgeone

    Ever since TypeKey broke & Fish abandoned it (mostly because TypeKey was useless anyway), this site is to trolls what Paris Hilton’s snatch is to herpes virii.
    Speaking of Paris, Hayden is looking a bit too much like Paris with them big old white sunglasses on. Please, girl, don’t ever do that to us again.

  32. Jeffrey Dahmer's Ghost

    I wanna make her my zombie sex slave.

  33. veggi

    I like to poop in closets!

  34. I’ll have to go somewhere else, where my talents are appreciated.

  35. faggot

    Who has the biggest cock in here?

  36. 42 troll, i couldn’t have said it better myself.

  37. Wait a new post besides this one Tranny or is this the only new post?

    Why do I care? I gotta call my cell phone company and tell them to fuck off on my motherfucking lunch break. Those fuckers….

  38. FRIST!!!
    Sorry no, this is the new post.

  39. veggi

    @41- that actually made me laugh. but you’re still a stupid sammich maker.

  40. Mike

    #45 FIRST why don’t you e-mail me anymore?

    #47 Veggi why don’t you e-mail me anymore?

  41. self-evident truth

    because you’re promiscuous, Mike

  42. boo-hoo

    #44, here’s a tissue :)

    (um…it’s not a clean one. sorry, i really like Hayden)

  43. @45 FIRST I called you to let you know there was a new post, but the line was busy

  44. Kaelindra

    Is she going bald ?!

  45. …so I hung up the phone and zipped up my pants.

  46. Why post pics of her?

  47. ssdd

    Lollipop Kid ~ small body HUGE head ..

  48. She’s so cute! I’d make sweet sweet love to her for hours. But first I’d make her model all of my barbies’ outfits.

  49. Riotboy

    Bone the cheerleader save the world.

    /got nothing

  50. @53 You so funny troll

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