Hayden Panettiere does stuff

The Superficial / September 13, 2007

Hayden Panettiere went to a salon this morning. And now you’re seeing pictures of her. Seriously, no need to thank me. I do it for the children. After the mayhem Britney Spears caused, someone needs to step in. I don’t see Angelina Jolie putting up hot pics to ease the suffering. Goodwill ambassador, my ass. Fortunately people like me are around. Self-less, charitable people that nurse an unhealthy obsession with young prime-time stars. Yep, I’m just like Jesus. No, wait, not just like. Exactly like Jesus.