Hayden Panettiere went to a salon this morning. And now you’re seeing pictures of her. Seriously, no need to thank me. I do it for the children. After the mayhem Britney Spears caused, someone needs to step in. I don’t see Angelina Jolie putting up hot pics to ease the suffering. Goodwill ambassador, my ass. Fortunately people like me are around. Self-less, charitable people that nurse an unhealthy obsession with young prime-time stars. Yep, I’m just like Jesus. No, wait, not just like. Exactly like Jesus.
God | September 13, 2007 at 2:08 pm
uno
itspat | September 13, 2007 at 2:09 pm
So are those her breasts or does she have a large saggy Adam’s apple?
Nina | September 13, 2007 at 2:10 pm
Crap I missed it. Overrated average blond.
jrzmommy | September 13, 2007 at 2:10 pm
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Demi's agent | September 13, 2007 at 2:11 pm
See, now this is who Ashton should be with.
Aura | September 13, 2007 at 2:11 pm
I have no clue why she is so famous. She looks so average. Can anyone elaborate on why she is suddenly the ‘next hottest thing’?
p0nk | September 13, 2007 at 2:11 pm
Looks like jrz turned on her vibrator for this one…
steve-o | September 13, 2007 at 2:12 pm
So the chick from heroes and shops reading superfishhhh…..zzzzzzzzzzzz…..
Sorry? what was that? I fell asleep
Baboo | September 13, 2007 at 2:15 pm
Them titlettes sure is ridin high on this here midget.
Amanda | September 13, 2007 at 2:15 pm
Seriously, who gives a shit? I demand entertainment, damn it!
No More Boring Stuff | September 13, 2007 at 2:15 pm
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Aja | September 13, 2007 at 2:16 pm
I hate those stupid goofy white sunglasses
J | September 13, 2007 at 2:16 pm
Dear Fish,
I disagree with you over Miss. Panettiere – she routinely looks like a man, and we all know that sunglasses can’t hide biceps. She was, however, looking well in Paris a few weeks back, and by “well”, I mean, like an average-looking girl who sometimes looks like a man, but not in France.
I cry like a woman in Paris.
^J
bellnier | September 13, 2007 at 2:16 pm
DON’T ask her to arm wrestle…just don’t.
Nancy Grace | September 13, 2007 at 2:16 pm
Had she lived, this is what it would have looked like at the end of the first day of 3rd grade for Jon Binet Ramsey.
Quinn | September 13, 2007 at 2:18 pm
is this leaving the salon? cause her hair looks like shit…
Hecubus | September 13, 2007 at 2:18 pm
So you do it for the children ? Children such as Hayden planetarium ? Really, if I’m going to spend two minutes of my life looking at bland uninteresting twelve year olds they’d better be naked. This girl is so dull a tumbleweed blows in front of the screen everytime her picture pops up (which is every few hours at this place). If we’re going to be concentrating on borderline pedophiliac fantasy models we should at least be focusing on that Vanessa Hudgens bitch. At least she wears her whoreness proudly.
Fuphdog | September 13, 2007 at 2:18 pm
very average – now that she’s 18, the forbidden lust is gone…
Barry LeFarge | September 13, 2007 at 2:20 pm
The forbidden lust doesn’t end until she turns 20. Then she’s out of the teen years. Damn it.
combustion8 | September 13, 2007 at 2:23 pm
she’s got huge arms, and line backer shoulders.. I’d still it like a hero.
jesus christ porno star | September 13, 2007 at 2:23 pm
And that was the biggest hard-on the fish ever had.
The Tavern Guy | September 13, 2007 at 2:23 pm
Chubby little brat. She could be Britney’s little sister for all we know. Or care.
Aura | September 13, 2007 at 2:24 pm
The girl standing next to her looks hotter…………………….. older….. but hotter.
Norm | September 13, 2007 at 2:25 pm
same ole idiots show up just to say, I think she is plain looking average looking ugly, why is she famous, who is she, boring ,,whatever
my comment | September 13, 2007 at 2:27 pm
So boring , there’s nowhere to even begin.
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Texas Tranny | September 13, 2007 at 2:27 pm
LOL, p0nk, jrzymommy’s vibrator, good one. Now only if I could get het to use it on me.
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Texas Tranny | September 13, 2007 at 2:30 pm
Damn, thiz pozt haz uzed more Z’z than crazy-azz Kelli
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David | September 13, 2007 at 2:33 pm
Nancy Grace (#15), that is some funny, sick, funny shit.
veggi | September 13, 2007 at 2:36 pm
All the guys who think she’s hot have to realize that at her size, her pussy is only 3/4 of an inch in diameter. Hahahahaha!
Wait…that’s why you’re attracted to her, isn’t it?
FagHag | September 13, 2007 at 2:40 pm
Veggi,
That’s why you put it in soft, and listen to her bones crack as you get hard.
veggi | September 13, 2007 at 2:42 pm
mmm k. veggi troll, yer just weird.
Smack McGann | September 13, 2007 at 2:44 pm
Who is she? Why is she posted so much? I’ve never seen her naked. Where’s Lindsay?
FRIST!!! | September 13, 2007 at 2:46 pm
Thanks again guys!!!
Here I am, last one to the party…
Frick | September 13, 2007 at 2:49 pm
The thing is, she’s got two 45-kilo plates in that purple bag, so her arm’s a little pumped.
Wally "Wide Stance" Gumboot | September 13, 2007 at 2:51 pm
#7 Troll.
This place is like a god damn mosquito infestation with all these fucking trolls. I could spend all day sitting in here and swatting them, but why? This place isn’t worth the effort.
Texas Tranny | September 13, 2007 at 2:52 pm
Hey FRIST!!!!!…………………….
There is a new post.
Chauncey Gardner | September 13, 2007 at 2:54 pm
This little bitch is as cute as hell, and looks even cuter in person. She had no clue when I saw her that I was thinking about fucking the life out of her cute little frame.
Pick Up Artist videos | September 13, 2007 at 2:55 pm
I would like to see her battle Paris Hilton in a UFC match.
wedgeone | September 13, 2007 at 2:57 pm
Ever since TypeKey broke & Fish abandoned it (mostly because TypeKey was useless anyway), this site is to trolls what Paris Hilton’s snatch is to herpes virii.
Speaking of Paris, Hayden is looking a bit too much like Paris with them big old white sunglasses on. Please, girl, don’t ever do that to us again.
Jeffrey Dahmer's Ghost | September 13, 2007 at 2:57 pm
I wanna make her my zombie sex slave.
veggi | September 13, 2007 at 2:59 pm
I like to poop in closets!
"Foot-tappin" p0nk | September 13, 2007 at 2:59 pm
I’ll have to go somewhere else, where my talents are appreciated.
faggot | September 13, 2007 at 3:01 pm
Who has the biggest cock in here?
p0nk | September 13, 2007 at 3:01 pm
42 troll, i couldn’t have said it better myself.
FRIST!!! | September 13, 2007 at 3:01 pm
Wait a new post besides this one Tranny or is this the only new post?
Why do I care? I gotta call my cell phone company and tell them to fuck off on my motherfucking lunch break. Those fuckers….
Texas Tranny | September 13, 2007 at 3:03 pm
FRIST!!!
Sorry no, this is the new post.
veggi | September 13, 2007 at 3:03 pm
@41- that actually made me laugh. but you’re still a stupid sammich maker.
Mike | September 13, 2007 at 3:07 pm
#45 FIRST why don’t you e-mail me anymore?
#47 Veggi why don’t you e-mail me anymore?
self-evident truth | September 13, 2007 at 3:09 pm
because you’re promiscuous, Mike
boo-hoo | September 13, 2007 at 3:20 pm
#44, here’s a tissue :)
(um…it’s not a clean one. sorry, i really like Hayden)