Hayden Panettiere will be featured in an upcoming “Got Milk?” ad. People Magazine provided these details:
‘You don’t have to be a hero to feel invincible. That’s why I drink milk,’ she says in the ads, part of a campaign to get teens to drink three glasses of low-fat or fat-free milk a day. The ads, debuting Sept. 10, were shot in May by famed photographer Annie Leibovitz and show Panettiere in a sleek red dress holding an exploding glass of milk.
This picture represents everything that is good and pure in the world. I feel like a small child waking up and scampering down the stairs to see his presents for the first time on a snowy, Christmas morning. Except, now, the tree is in my pants.
hill | August 23, 2007 at 11:45 am
frist… wow
hill | August 23, 2007 at 11:46 am
she still looks 12…. like a 12 yr old jon benet….
Duchess of Dork | August 23, 2007 at 11:47 am
Way too young. Call me when she’s in her 20′s.
Crap Tonight | August 23, 2007 at 11:48 am
Is she being groomed to be our next Lindsay Lohan?
mp | August 23, 2007 at 11:49 am
i don’t like her eyebrows
kudos | August 23, 2007 at 11:49 am
Ok, this is definitely a different writer.
lambman | August 23, 2007 at 11:50 am
“Smash Hit by Hayden”
Am I the only one who thinks her decision to release an album is REALLY REALLY REALLY poorly advised? She can’t sing, and trying to balance acting, singing and not dying of an over-dose hasn’t exactly worked out for anybody….I guess J. lo worked it for about 2 years before everybody stoped giving a crap about anything she did….and I guess there’s Mandy Moore, but she’s not exactly a record breaking musician.
Lovely | August 23, 2007 at 11:50 am
I don’t like her mustache
pointandlaugh | August 23, 2007 at 11:50 am
#3 — she just turned 18. You are free to hit it.
Monkey Sponkey | August 23, 2007 at 11:50 am
Exploding glass of milk….hmmm. Methinks I sense some subliminal sexual message there. En espanol, some men call thier spunk “leche.”
WOW, no subtlety there, eh?
lambman | August 23, 2007 at 11:50 am
ps, she does look great there. but there is something very unnatural and baby-doll like about her appearance
wedgeone | August 23, 2007 at 11:51 am
The thing is…she doesn’t look hot and sexy, she looks pissed. It’s probably what she’d look like for real – you’ve got to cum on their faces BEFORE they get famous (and uppity).
SHallow Val | August 23, 2007 at 11:52 am
7. lambman
LOVE the J. Lo dig. Very nice. Finally everyone is on the same page.
Cold Slap | August 23, 2007 at 11:52 am
she’s cute but not sexy
Sassy | August 23, 2007 at 11:53 am
…….tree is in my pants……..dying of laughter here……..
Texas Tranny | August 23, 2007 at 11:58 am
Damn………
I just had an explosion in my pretty panties.
Tee Hee
RichPort | August 23, 2007 at 11:58 am
That glass o’ milk looks peculiarly like the end result of my last Hayden tugjob… relaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax… I made sure to wait until her birthday… last year.
Rob | August 23, 2007 at 11:58 am
GOT FRIST??
ssdd | August 23, 2007 at 11:58 am
Fish.. lol
p0nk | August 23, 2007 at 12:00 pm
She has a ripe little body, but she doesn’t look like she wants to fuck. That was perfect for the pedo fantasy that every guy has, but now that she’s 18 it’s a total turnoff.
Texas Tranny | August 23, 2007 at 12:02 pm
If she keeps her pussy shaved clean, she’ll still look like a pre-teen little girl.
mywellrehearsedmistake | August 23, 2007 at 12:02 pm
wow. “…some studies suggest teens who choose it tend to be leaner”. Could you vague that up for me?… just, wow, mind-blowing.
I really believe in the supernatural powers of drinking milk now.
Now, who’s for a white russian?
mr right | August 23, 2007 at 12:02 pm
I’d rather see her in one of those nude shots with milk. Especially on her ass – with her build, it’s important to take those pictures now, before it looks like the milk is coming out of an actual cow.
p0nk | August 23, 2007 at 12:08 pm
#20 thanks for posting for me… yeh, i couldn’t come up with anything witty either.
Chauncey Gardner | August 23, 2007 at 12:08 pm
I would have no qualms about fucking this little piece of chicken, even if she were still underage. That’s just the way it is.
Annie Rexia | August 23, 2007 at 12:10 pm
She’s got future fatty written all over her short little stubby body. Reminds me of early seventies Sally Struthers sans the whining little starving fuckers in the background. Girls’s cute now. Won’t age well. Stubby little fucks like her never do, unless she startes tickling her tonsils with the good old index finger.
TrannyGranny | August 23, 2007 at 12:10 pm
I want to treat her like the main attraction at a Goat Fucking Contest.
And yes, this is the real TG assholes.
costamar | August 23, 2007 at 12:11 pm
That’s a money shot if I ever saw one. What dirty old man in advertising thought about that? A glass of milk cumming in her hand? Jeez. How subtle.
veggo | August 23, 2007 at 12:16 pm
Bet Paris is pissed.
Paris: “That asshole told me there was only one way to get protein!”
Felix Wheatley | August 23, 2007 at 12:17 pm
Now that she’s legal, is the back door open for business?
Wonky | August 23, 2007 at 12:17 pm
Awesome job ‘fish – love the tree in pants comment.
You’ve been off for a while, but that is just comedic gold.
jrzmommy | August 23, 2007 at 12:17 pm
this girl’s ego has got to be the size of Rosie O’Donnell’s ass by now………
Frick | August 23, 2007 at 12:19 pm
Oh my gosh, thats just wrong. Talking about sexual innuendos! Give me a fricken break! Could they be any more obvious?! Did this come out the second she turned 18 or something? Turning something as wholesome as milk into a skanky marketing plug. Lame.
LL | August 23, 2007 at 12:21 pm
Yeah, the exploding glass of milk really makes no sense. Her superpower isn’t making things explode, it’s that she’s the indestructible cheerleader. Yes, I feel a little bad that I know that. I do covet her hair and that dress. Nice.
She’s hot, but how long before she turns into another skank like Britney, et al? Hayden, keep your drawers on and stay away from, well, everyone. Just go straight home every night and stay away from da clubs. Save your money and just go to work and maybe you won’t end up like Britney or Lohan.
sid | August 23, 2007 at 12:24 pm
Meh. Really, truly, you’ve never seen as-hot or hotter young chicks than Hayden? She’s the perfect hot-teen star…for the Disney channel. Just straight-up pixie cuteness, no scary sexiness to make you anxious. She’ll try movies and other TV series and then end up in Lifetime movies, as the courageous young unwed mother dying of cancer after her husband left her and carrying on by gritting her teeth in the face of the pain and disapproval from others and anger of her young son and desire to be with the new man she thinks could be a soulmate but can he handle her situation and would he be true to her and would it be fair to her son who’s been through so much already and his needs are more important and
Bite Me | August 23, 2007 at 12:26 pm
Chocolate milk is closer to my fantasy.
zuzuspetals | August 23, 2007 at 12:29 pm
Wow, who knew that Annie Leibovitz was doing so poorly that she would engage in such a pathetic project? Will child porn be next? Or maybe she’ll end up as a photographer for Little Miss Sunshine type beauty pageants.
I have some pictures of stuff she could take her at home if she’s that desperate for work.
UCrawford | August 23, 2007 at 12:32 pm
Her comment in that People article about turning 18 was really funny, though.
“I don’t think much changes when you’re 18 – maybe the way people treat you. But I think the only things I can do is buy cigarettes, porn and, if I get in trouble with the law, I’m kind of screwed.”
sweet pee | August 23, 2007 at 12:42 pm
I bet nothing will change, actually. She couldn’t have been more than 14 or 15 when she gave her first blowjob to a director. She’s already got that hardened look – been there, done that, ok what do I have to do for this one…
Russell Simmons | August 23, 2007 at 12:44 pm
She’ll get a fat ass, then try to offset that will giant breast implants. And then Ice-T will marry her.
Sheva | August 23, 2007 at 12:45 pm
Damn this girl is taking a beating for doing nothing but looking great holding a glass of milk.
Can some of you fucking retards please go home and beat off on your daughters in the shower or something?
It’s a good shot, the dress is nice, but maybe a tad retouched as she looks slimmer in it.
The exploding milk thing is pretty tacky photoshop work though.
Texas Tranny | August 23, 2007 at 12:46 pm
wonderful
cLOSER | August 23, 2007 at 12:51 pm
Excuse me, mama. You have a little bit of sperm on your lip.
Nate | August 23, 2007 at 12:59 pm
She was hotter in Remember the Titans.
Italian Stallion | August 23, 2007 at 1:00 pm
This has a vaguely JonBenet quality to it, but for some reason that doesn’t make me hard in this case. Maybe it’s knowing she’s 18 or something.
Ooba Gooba | August 23, 2007 at 1:01 pm
I am already sick to death of this chick. She’s overexposed.
Sheva's dad | August 23, 2007 at 1:03 pm
Memories…
Light the corners of my mind.
Misty water colored memories…
Of the way we were.
my comment | August 23, 2007 at 1:12 pm
#41… It’s perverted. Wake the fk up.
blue | August 23, 2007 at 1:15 pm
She is short.
she has a fat ass. and though she has a little pretty face, she’s actually not that special…
Well, I do think she has a great hair…but that’s it!!
my comment | August 23, 2007 at 1:15 pm
Her nose job is showing.