Because she’s a big girl now, Hayden Panettiere got to stay up late and attend the Madonna concert last night. Of course, everyone knows you don’t go to a Madonna concert without looking super sexy. Unfortunately, in Hayden’s case, she ended up looking super FAIL. I think I speak for everybody when I say Hayden Panettiere should only be seen in her Heroes cheerleader outfit until she reaches the ripe old age of 102 like that other midget actor, what’s his face? Kevin Connolly.
NOTE: For those of you remembering my days of unbridled lust for Hayden, you ever fall in love with somebody then wake up one day and realize “Hey, you’re nothing like I thought you were”? That’s sort of what’s going on here. And, also, with the pizza I ordered last night. Anyone know how to get mushroom stains off of sheets?
ANN | November 7, 2008 at 2:11 pm
FIRST SLOVENIAN BITCH
Que | November 7, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Que yummy.
Que | November 7, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Slovenia is my favorite place to visit.
mary j | November 7, 2008 at 2:14 pm
She needs some boobs to wear a top like that. Ladies remember wear clothing flattering to your figure!
MCO | November 7, 2008 at 2:15 pm
it’s a man baby
Just Saying | November 7, 2008 at 2:15 pm
She looks like she’s in middle school and has a dance recital. Everything’s all wrong, the make-up, too.
Magic | November 7, 2008 at 2:17 pm
I have no idea why celebrities what to look like a whore. I have seen a similar top on whores on Sunset and Doheny.
haha loser | November 7, 2008 at 2:17 pm
whoa whoa whoa there little midget! playing dress up with your mamas clothes again?
VioletSin | November 7, 2008 at 2:19 pm
I think I need a hotkey for the phrase, “What the fuck is she wearing???”
I love the red soled shoes, though.
Deacon Jones | November 7, 2008 at 2:20 pm
I like it.
She’s got the “fuck my ass while I lay on my back and watch my face winch” look to her.
Chuck | November 7, 2008 at 2:22 pm
I’d hit it.
Saha | November 7, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Ok,, that outfit is suited for a beautiful, tall 90′s model. Hayden Panettiere wearing that is just like ‘WTF?!?” It does not flatter her. She should stick to Juicy sweatpants and a frappuccino.
Famous Plastic | November 7, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Ouch. Not a good look for her at all. She looks almost as uncomfortable as that outfit…
I did read your post | November 7, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Oxi Clean…works wonders.
dblock | November 7, 2008 at 2:27 pm
dfs
Saha | November 7, 2008 at 2:28 pm
picture 6 looks like she could BARELY zip those pants up. Too fat. And the guy is wearing True Religion jeans? he must be gay.
jenny | November 7, 2008 at 2:33 pm
I saw she has a personal blog on ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^, a private site for millionaire & celebrity I
heard of from a friend of mine. Does she want to hook up with rich guys?
Nooken | November 7, 2008 at 2:34 pm
She looks so uncomfortable, like that chick in grade 9 who’s wearing a skirt with makeup for the first time. She’s not still in grade 9 is she?
me | November 7, 2008 at 2:35 pm
I just came a little.
Joe the Carpenter | November 7, 2008 at 2:37 pm
I bought a new orbital sander so if she wants, I can get that makeup off.
Wholesale Gourmet Foods | November 7, 2008 at 2:37 pm
no kidding!
dork | November 7, 2008 at 2:39 pm
What no nipple slip. That outfit has nipple slip written all over it. Where’s a good Pap when you need ‘em?
How ’bout a good nipple slip. You ain’t given us much in the beauty dept. lately. Just a bunch of fugly lesbians, crazy bitches, she-males and crack whores. ‘cmon there’s got to be something perty out there in Superficial land.
Dura | November 7, 2008 at 2:40 pm
@11 & @19 Right there with you two.
Sort of sexy like a little girl trying to look older to sneak into a bar and instead looks like a tasty little whore treat. Yummy.
Leppy | November 7, 2008 at 2:40 pm
She still looks great : D
bar room hero | November 7, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Still looks good, not a look for her though…
bronte | November 7, 2008 at 2:47 pm
oh no.
Kurtis | November 7, 2008 at 2:55 pm
chunky
Texas Tranny | November 7, 2008 at 2:58 pm
I have an outfit just like that.
Sell Porn Make Money | November 7, 2008 at 3:14 pm
too bad my dick is as big as she is… she is cute for a pigmy.
Cash | November 7, 2008 at 3:15 pm
It should be against the law to wear pants that tight yet not deliver on the camel toe.
It should also be against the law of good taste to pull pants that tight OVER your damn high heels. Jesus Hayden… you been drinking the crazy bitch juice or what?
kizle | November 7, 2008 at 3:21 pm
omg leave her alone! she’s an 18 year old girl! and way prettier and cuter than most of them, way more than i ever was, or anyone from my high school for that matter!
and guess who went to my high school (fremd in palatine il)~ mallory snyder from real word!
let me see pictures of any girlfriends you ever had superf.
ipanema_girl | November 7, 2008 at 3:22 pm
haha, hi TT, where ya been? nice reading you again, cheers!
JaidenPaidIn | November 7, 2008 at 3:24 pm
OVER RATED!
Cute face but that’s it. Everything else is just not there.
Metal Gear Solid Movie | November 7, 2008 at 3:24 pm
She looks like a manequin…
Metal Gear Solid Movie | November 7, 2008 at 3:24 pm
She looks like a manequin…
Ted Mosby | November 7, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Wrong on so many levels.
Would still hit.
Mia | November 7, 2008 at 3:29 pm
#31
She is only 18 and already dressing like a desperate celebrity. When will females learn that leaving something to the imagination works nicely. She is flat chested and should wear more short skirts to flatter her body and put less emphasized on her tiny chest.
Ughhh | November 7, 2008 at 3:32 pm
I can’t stand this manly little midget! So Annoying!
Rough Daddy | November 7, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Superfish krazy? thats the best outfit ive seen her in,,,that mini jacktet with no bra is excellent for someone with no boobs…Id run my sand paper tongue on that delicate pecks of hers….
ahha | November 7, 2008 at 3:45 pm
This girl is average at best. When heroes goes off the air, she will disappear into oblivion. And by oblivion, I mean a whales vagina.
@16 regardless of the jeans, of course he’s gay, it is a madonna concert.
@31 You can’ t really say she looks better than other high school girls because it isn’t a fair playing field. She devotes obscene amounts of money to her skin/body/wardrobe and still looks average at best. Pluck girls out of any high school setting and give them the same opportunities and I bet many would put her to shame.
Ron | November 7, 2008 at 3:46 pm
I remember when I went to T.J. Mexico and saw plenty of whores braless with their tops open just like Hayden. Poor desperate itty bitty titty celebrity.
Strawberry | November 7, 2008 at 3:50 pm
she looks hot! very Kira Plastinina-ish … gorgeous. xo
combustion8 | November 7, 2008 at 3:57 pm
I’d still pound that nice little rump til next thursday.
Billy Bob | November 7, 2008 at 4:08 pm
No one could pull of that outfit. It’s nasty.
Penny | November 7, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Let’s be honest, Superficial writer. The only reason you don’t like Hayden anymore is because she is no longer under the age of legal consent.
Vince Lombardi | November 7, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Dr. Phil sez:
Fascinating! She obviously wears the outfit to announce she’s “all growed up” and not a baby girl anymore (that and the “f-bomb” political video), but when she gets around cameras, her purse becomes filled with helium and floats directly in front of her chest. Cheerleader, I got news for you. Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time. You clearly don’t want people to think of you as a schoolgirl, so you dress up like a Hollywood and Vine hooker, then you get cold feet showing the goods. Get a refund for your tart outfit and use the money to buy a couple of therapy sessions. You need it.
jlylec | November 7, 2008 at 4:26 pm
i hate madonna
Hayden's Friend | November 7, 2008 at 4:27 pm
I know Hayden and her mommy and daddy said it was alright for her to look like a whore when she turns 18.
MCcains tumor | November 7, 2008 at 4:32 pm
SHE MAKES ME WANT TO DRESS UP LIKE A SCHOOL PRINCIPAL, AND MAKE HER STAY AFTER CLASS SO I CAN SPANK HER BARE BOTTOM!! YUMMERS. I APPROVE OF THIS AD.
Rough Daddy | November 7, 2008 at 4:37 pm
the have