Because she’s a big girl now, Hayden Panettiere got to stay up late and attend the Madonna concert last night. Of course, everyone knows you don’t go to a Madonna concert without looking super sexy. Unfortunately, in Hayden’s case, she ended up looking super FAIL. I think I speak for everybody when I say Hayden Panettiere should only be seen in her Heroes cheerleader outfit until she reaches the ripe old age of 102 like that other midget actor, what’s his face? Kevin Connolly.
NOTE: For those of you remembering my days of unbridled lust for Hayden, you ever fall in love with somebody then wake up one day and realize “Hey, you’re nothing like I thought you were”? That’s sort of what’s going on here. And, also, with the pizza I ordered last night. Anyone know how to get mushroom stains off of sheets?
FIRST SLOVENIAN BITCH
Que yummy.
Slovenia is my favorite place to visit.
She needs some boobs to wear a top like that. Ladies remember wear clothing flattering to your figure!
it’s a man baby
She looks like she’s in middle school and has a dance recital. Everything’s all wrong, the make-up, too.
I have no idea why celebrities what to look like a whore. I have seen a similar top on whores on Sunset and Doheny.
whoa whoa whoa there little midget! playing dress up with your mamas clothes again?
I think I need a hotkey for the phrase, “What the fuck is she wearing???”
I love the red soled shoes, though.
I like it.
She’s got the “fuck my ass while I lay on my back and watch my face winch” look to her.
I’d hit it.
Ok,, that outfit is suited for a beautiful, tall 90′s model. Hayden Panettiere wearing that is just like ‘WTF?!?” It does not flatter her. She should stick to Juicy sweatpants and a frappuccino.
Ouch. Not a good look for her at all. She looks almost as uncomfortable as that outfit…
Oxi Clean…works wonders.
dfs
picture 6 looks like she could BARELY zip those pants up. Too fat. And the guy is wearing True Religion jeans? he must be gay.
I saw she has a personal blog on ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^, a private site for millionaire & celebrity I
heard of from a friend of mine. Does she want to hook up with rich guys?
She looks so uncomfortable, like that chick in grade 9 who’s wearing a skirt with makeup for the first time. She’s not still in grade 9 is she?
I just came a little.
I bought a new orbital sander so if she wants, I can get that makeup off.
no kidding!
What no nipple slip. That outfit has nipple slip written all over it. Where’s a good Pap when you need ‘em?
How ’bout a good nipple slip. You ain’t given us much in the beauty dept. lately. Just a bunch of fugly lesbians, crazy bitches, she-males and crack whores. ‘cmon there’s got to be something perty out there in Superficial land.
@11 & @19 Right there with you two.
Sort of sexy like a little girl trying to look older to sneak into a bar and instead looks like a tasty little whore treat. Yummy.
She still looks great : D
Still looks good, not a look for her though…
oh no.
chunky
I have an outfit just like that.
too bad my dick is as big as she is… she is cute for a pigmy.
It should be against the law to wear pants that tight yet not deliver on the camel toe.
It should also be against the law of good taste to pull pants that tight OVER your damn high heels. Jesus Hayden… you been drinking the crazy bitch juice or what?
omg leave her alone! she’s an 18 year old girl! and way prettier and cuter than most of them, way more than i ever was, or anyone from my high school for that matter!
and guess who went to my high school (fremd in palatine il)~ mallory snyder from real word!
let me see pictures of any girlfriends you ever had superf.
haha, hi TT, where ya been? nice reading you again, cheers!
OVER RATED!
Cute face but that’s it. Everything else is just not there.
She looks like a manequin…
She looks like a manequin…
Wrong on so many levels.
Would still hit.
#31
She is only 18 and already dressing like a desperate celebrity. When will females learn that leaving something to the imagination works nicely. She is flat chested and should wear more short skirts to flatter her body and put less emphasized on her tiny chest.
I can’t stand this manly little midget! So Annoying!
Superfish krazy? thats the best outfit ive seen her in,,,that mini jacktet with no bra is excellent for someone with no boobs…Id run my sand paper tongue on that delicate pecks of hers….
This girl is average at best. When heroes goes off the air, she will disappear into oblivion. And by oblivion, I mean a whales vagina.
@16 regardless of the jeans, of course he’s gay, it is a madonna concert.
@31 You can’ t really say she looks better than other high school girls because it isn’t a fair playing field. She devotes obscene amounts of money to her skin/body/wardrobe and still looks average at best. Pluck girls out of any high school setting and give them the same opportunities and I bet many would put her to shame.
I remember when I went to T.J. Mexico and saw plenty of whores braless with their tops open just like Hayden. Poor desperate itty bitty titty celebrity.
she looks hot! very Kira Plastinina-ish … gorgeous. xo
I’d still pound that nice little rump til next thursday.
No one could pull of that outfit. It’s nasty.
Let’s be honest, Superficial writer. The only reason you don’t like Hayden anymore is because she is no longer under the age of legal consent.
Dr. Phil sez:
Fascinating! She obviously wears the outfit to announce she’s “all growed up” and not a baby girl anymore (that and the “f-bomb” political video), but when she gets around cameras, her purse becomes filled with helium and floats directly in front of her chest. Cheerleader, I got news for you. Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time. You clearly don’t want people to think of you as a schoolgirl, so you dress up like a Hollywood and Vine hooker, then you get cold feet showing the goods. Get a refund for your tart outfit and use the money to buy a couple of therapy sessions. You need it.
i hate madonna
I know Hayden and her mommy and daddy said it was alright for her to look like a whore when she turns 18.
SHE MAKES ME WANT TO DRESS UP LIKE A SCHOOL PRINCIPAL, AND MAKE HER STAY AFTER CLASS SO I CAN SPANK HER BARE BOTTOM!! YUMMERS. I APPROVE OF THIS AD.
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