Hayden Panettiere, the cheerleader from Heroes, spent her weekend at the beach frolicking around with some dude. And if you thought I was kidding when I said to expect two more months of celebrity bikini pictures, I wasn’t. My God, was I wasn’t. There are two things I never joke around about. One is celebrity bikini pictures and the other is broccoli. You lose your concentration for just one second in this game and you’ll get burned. By, uh, broccoli. …What?
NOTE: I think this chick is like eight or something. If your eyes are open right now you’re probably going to jail.
UPDATE: Turns out the guy with Hayden is Stephen Colletti from Laguna Beach. Thanks to everybody for sending that in, though there’s really no reason anybody should know that.
Jethro | July 9, 2007 at 6:12 pm
frist?
ph7 | July 9, 2007 at 6:13 pm
FRIST to comment on the titties!
Jimbo | July 9, 2007 at 6:14 pm
So who’s this stumpy chick?
Jethro | July 9, 2007 at 6:14 pm
I have no idea who this is. Just wanted to mess up some regular poster’s day by spoiling their chance to be first.
Penis Mightier | July 9, 2007 at 6:15 pm
does it reall matter?
ph7 | July 9, 2007 at 6:15 pm
1. Midget
2. No Waist.
3. Plain Face
4. B Cups
5. Flabby Ass.
wedgeone | July 9, 2007 at 6:15 pm
Feel free to say she’s looking hot here. It’s the best way to find out who really wants to fuck their daughter.
Jo | July 9, 2007 at 6:15 pm
Is that Stephen from Laguna Beach with her???
Adonis | July 9, 2007 at 6:16 pm
I figured it out – small tits, big ass, thick thighs: it’s MiniMoore!
Gerald Tarrant | July 9, 2007 at 6:18 pm
I can’t help thinking of her as Ally McBeal’s daughter, or whatever. Isn’t she like 5 or something?
mar | July 9, 2007 at 6:18 pm
yeah that is stephen from Laguna Beach!
cooter | July 9, 2007 at 6:21 pm
Cut her some slack she’s a baby DOB Aug. ’89…she’ll make a fine looking woman once she finishes puberty…
http://www.spamfreeforums.com/cootercleavage/
combustion8 | July 9, 2007 at 6:23 pm
that Stephen is one lucky douche, he got to bang kristen, lauren and now hayden… he must’ve been a saint in his former life.
Donkey | July 9, 2007 at 6:23 pm
This girls always make feel like I need to check her ID before I look at her.
MeatSack | July 9, 2007 at 6:28 pm
Where are the chicks she frolicks with?
Bring them back!!!
Mandy Moore | July 9, 2007 at 6:28 pm
Hayden!
I’m bigger than you and higher up the food chain.
Git in mah bellay!
maxt | July 9, 2007 at 6:29 pm
MIDGET + FAT LEGS = ME THROWING UP
Conky | July 9, 2007 at 6:29 pm
Conky approves of the new celeb bikini pics focus.
Please find bikini pics of Alessandra, stat!
Thanks
Stephenisgay | July 9, 2007 at 6:29 pm
Who would want to spend a whole day with that guy?
cheyanne | July 9, 2007 at 6:32 pm
Yeah that is stephen from laguna beach. they have been dating a few months
ph7 | July 9, 2007 at 6:34 pm
Not hot at all.
Paint her red and she’d be a fire hydrant.
erica | July 9, 2007 at 6:39 pm
i’m pretty sure that’s stephen from laguna beach with her.
bulldogi | July 9, 2007 at 6:41 pm
she will never be a big star. legs are too fat. she got some big bones. she hangs around with child molester. some one call the cops. how does that sicko get away with banging her publicly. he needs to be liste as a child molester like all the other sickos.
sexymom | July 9, 2007 at 6:44 pm
Whoever said that puberty will fix this is wrong. It will not. I look way better than that in a bikini and I’ve had two kids.
joflo | July 9, 2007 at 6:45 pm
the fact that she looks young doesn’t bother me… it’s that she obviously hates us all for looking at pictures of her at the beach. she’s one of those girls i’d rather just give her privacy.
Slobber | July 9, 2007 at 6:45 pm
Make a fist with both hands. Use one fist like a telescope to improve the accuracy of your vision to peer closely at picture number 14. Clearly sporting some shaven camel-toe. You know what to do with the other fist.
nagger please | July 9, 2007 at 6:50 pm
She looks great. Nice titties, nice legs, good waist, and nice skin.. I’d bang her big time..
Milandir | July 9, 2007 at 6:51 pm
I’d hit it!
In about a month or so.
dr.kevinpothead | July 9, 2007 at 6:57 pm
by cheyanne on July 9, 2007 6:32 PM
Yeah that is stephen from laguna beach. they have been dating a few months
^ ^ your so right, i like how his fifteen minutes went longer than that annoying, donkey voiced K-Cav STD factory.
hayden is fucking hot as hell, when the fuck is she going to be legal??!!!
krazihottkelli | July 9, 2007 at 6:58 pm
zhe iz zo fuckin ugly***
her boyfriend iz a freak***
with a zmall dick…I heard
all about him….I have friendz
who know him***
my tan iz way better then
her fake zhit****
lambman | July 9, 2007 at 7:04 pm
She’s my hero!
I ADORE her on Heroes, she rocks! She used to look really old for her age, when she was like 14 she looked pretty much how she does now.
I think she looks like a very pretty, very healthy young woman.
jacknasty | July 9, 2007 at 7:08 pm
pics 9 and 15 = HOT
Seriously, I think this chick is everything Lohan pretended to be 3 years ago.
T | July 9, 2007 at 7:09 pm
She has a hot little body. No one is ever satisfied on this site. Everyone here agrees that Nicole Richie is disgustingly anorexic, yet a healthy beautiful girl like this is considered FAT?
And what is with the idiot typing with all those Z’s? WTF is that?
star69 | July 9, 2007 at 7:14 pm
OK WHY THE HELL DOES SUPERFICIAL KEE WRITING ABOUT A BUNCH OF NOBODIES?
I can go to the beach and take pictures of random people, ask what their names are and write stories about them. So?
Did America run out of real celebrities that we are now reading about random people doing whatever. WHO DA FCUK CARES???
C’mon Superficial. Get some real celeb news.
I have no desire ragging on this stupid person. At least when someone’s a celeb it’s more fun.
star69 | July 9, 2007 at 7:14 pm
OK WHY THE HELL DOES SUPERFICIAL KEE WRITING ABOUT A BUNCH OF NOBODIES?
I can go to the beach and take pictures of random people, ask what their names are and write stories about them. So?
Did America run out of real celebrities that we are now reading about random people doing whatever. WHO DA FCUK CARES???
C’mon Superficial. Get some real celeb news.
I have no desire ragging on this stupid person. At least when someone’s a celeb it’s more fun.
krazihottkelli | July 9, 2007 at 7:15 pm
#33=admitt it;
Your dick iz zo
fuckin zmall!
azzdick…yea…
I know U like it
in the azz—hole!!!!!
Slobber | July 9, 2007 at 7:20 pm
Will I burn in hell for not waiting until August 21st to wank furiously over her pictures?
Twink Snack | July 9, 2007 at 7:30 pm
@37
You’ll burn in hell for wanking furiously over this cunt at all. Who is she again?
stephiphany | July 9, 2007 at 8:00 pm
She looks better than I thought. I figured she was fatter because her arms are so large.
Joey Gambino | July 9, 2007 at 8:07 pm
the lot of you are insane. she’s effing hot. i don’t understand how you can enjoy those bony scrawny chicks with nothing to hold onto. she’s beautiful, and she’s got ass for weeks. and i bet she takes it like a champ. insane, i say, save a few.
save the cheerleader, save the fucking world.
britt | July 9, 2007 at 8:12 pm
Omg thats steven from laguna beach! how come he didnt metion him, hes soo cute, but damn hes skinny, that bitch is soo pretty
J | July 9, 2007 at 8:22 pm
i especially like the one where he has sex with her.
cj | July 9, 2007 at 8:27 pm
by the way the dude is her bf…stephen from laguna beach…the not so cute guy that caused drama between lc and kristin
cj | July 9, 2007 at 8:27 pm
by the way the dude is her bf…stephen from laguna beach…the not so cute guy that caused drama between lc and kristin
Katrina | July 9, 2007 at 8:28 pm
DAMN! You guys are harsh! Apparently, I’m in the minority, but I think she is just the cutest thing and she has a nice, athletic figure. You don’t need big boobs and a tiny ass to be sexy. She is healthy looking and cute as a button. At least you can’t see her ribs like the most of the trash in HOllywood these days.
Giggedy Giggedy | July 9, 2007 at 8:29 pm
If she’s 8, then I’m pedobear.
Nigga Leroy | July 9, 2007 at 8:29 pm
A) Nigga Leroy says you crackers are gaytarded. She’s one of the central characters of one of the most popular television series to have come out in the last several years.
N) Nigga Leroy came. Last picture, pokies. Splooge.
taryn | July 9, 2007 at 8:30 pm
isnt the guy stephen colletti from laguna beach???
Kate | July 9, 2007 at 8:31 pm
That’s definitely steven from Laguna Beach
Will | July 9, 2007 at 8:42 pm
she’ll be 18 next month according to imdb… so I don’t feel so bad at thinking she’s hot