Hayden Panettiere, my favorite undying obsession activist, stopped by Larry King Live last night and signed autographs for fans waiting outside. I’m kind of pissed because I’ve sent Hayden numerous unanswered requests for an interview. (Location: My pants.) It looks like I’ll have to take out Larry King to achieve my goal. Child’s play. I’ll simply invite him out for an early bird special at Denny’s then, when he takes a nap, I’ll tie his suspenders to a ceiling fan. It’s almost perfect unless he hits me with the Larry Stare. It leaves you powerless so he can slip off to his office for a glass of Metamucil. That man is pure evil.
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Where did that pussy me go?
He used to be a Care Bear, but then he turned evil!
so cute.
OMG, so beautiful. I saw the same photo in a profile on Richsoulmate.c om. The profile is sincere and attractive. Even clebs are lonely sometimes. Maybe sometimes they really need a rich soul mate rather than a rich buddy.
You’re at #51.
Mike,
I’m really not trying to be mean, but you really should give up trying to be sarcastic or witty. Your best is just not good enough.
She’s a gorgeous girl and seems like a likable person. You have great taste!
#56,
I have to agree with your assessment. If your best comebacks are “You’re a pussy”, “I fucked your mom last night” and “I grab my goat’s ears when I fuck her/him”, you’re probably more suited for other activities, like, goat fucking for example. Stick with your strengths and avoid those areas that make you look like a village idiot. So long as nobody in your village takes photos, you’ll be fine. Good luck Mike. We’ll think about you as the years pass.
Check out the bottom left picture. I’m curious as to why there is a duck over her left shoulder.
Autograph hounds please die. Yes you look like the biggest tool hounding people for autographs. I don’t give a fuck how much money it fetches.
delicious.
Hayden Panettiere! I like her. Tell you, my girlfriend looks like here. So charming! lol… Believe me! I found my girlfriend on one dating club bbwconnect.com. When I meet her, I feel so surprise! She is looks like hayden. We are so happy now! Maybe you will meet another one! GOOD LUCK!
Hi Ken!
That is great news. I met my girlfriend at Ilovemidgetbowling.com. She looks just like your girlfriend. Is that ironic or what?
Damn, what a shorty.
I love her little ass, its nice on her little body
First and foremost: -> who is she?
Oh and here i was thinkin i had fat arms. Damn. I got britney’s fat belly but i sure dont got this girl’s shapeless arms. She looks around 15 so i guess at that age a girl still has some babyfat all over. She’ll be thinner when she gets older. Just like that other singer did.
But whatta fucks with the make-up?????????
She looks gorg but whats up with the waist eating skirt? It’s making her look preggo or …healthy idk
She looks gorgeous. I love her. It is said she is dating a young billionaire online now. Her profile and photos were found on millionaire&celeb dating site “W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m” last week.
She’s cute and all, but this is a prime example of someone who likely looks better fully clothed.
Also, it must suck to be over 18 and still not meet the height requirement for all the cool rides at the county fair.
lulz on (Location:My Pants)
I’d like to leave my calling card b/w her lovely fun-bags
Let’s not kid ourselves… she is hot for a plumper. I like a gal that clean up a big ole mess of biskits-n-gravy – but if she thinks I’d give up clubbing baby seals for a piece of that action she’s got another thing coming.
With those shoulders she could try out for the NFL.
Her makeup artist (or her dumb ass) put darker foundation under her chin to try to keep her from having double chin…..which obviously worked wonders : (
I love watching her little titties grow. I wonder how big they’ll get.
we like people who have a cause…
…generally means they care more about the earth
than
…they do about themselves
so…
[[[thanks babe : ))
EIGHTEEN YEARS YOUNG……………………
remember?
(btw: this is NOT meant as a compliment!!)