Hayden Panett- aw, crap, she spotted me!

March 4th, 2008 // 76 Comments

Hayden Panettiere, my favorite undying obsession activist, stopped by Larry King Live last night and signed autographs for fans waiting outside. I’m kind of pissed because I’ve sent Hayden numerous unanswered requests for an interview. (Location: My pants.) It looks like I’ll have to take out Larry King to achieve my goal. Child’s play. I’ll simply invite him out for an early bird special at Denny’s then, when he takes a nap, I’ll tie his suspenders to a ceiling fan. It’s almost perfect unless he hits me with the Larry Stare. It leaves you powerless so he can slip off to his office for a glass of Metamucil. That man is pure evil.

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  1. mike

    Where did that pussy me go?

  2. He used to be a Care Bear, but then he turned evil!

  3. tina

    so cute.

  4. tina

    OMG, so beautiful. I saw the same photo in a profile on Richsoulmate.c om. The profile is sincere and attractive. Even clebs are lonely sometimes. Maybe sometimes they really need a rich soul mate rather than a rich buddy.

  5. Ted from LA

    You’re at #51.

  6. Impartial Observer

    Mike,

    I’m really not trying to be mean, but you really should give up trying to be sarcastic or witty. Your best is just not good enough.

  7. She’s a gorgeous girl and seems like a likable person. You have great taste!

  8. Ted from LA

    #56,
    I have to agree with your assessment. If your best comebacks are “You’re a pussy”, “I fucked your mom last night” and “I grab my goat’s ears when I fuck her/him”, you’re probably more suited for other activities, like, goat fucking for example. Stick with your strengths and avoid those areas that make you look like a village idiot. So long as nobody in your village takes photos, you’ll be fine. Good luck Mike. We’ll think about you as the years pass.

  9. JollyJumJuck

    Check out the bottom left picture. I’m curious as to why there is a duck over her left shoulder.

  10. I honestly never saw any of this bitch's stuff

    Autograph hounds please die. Yes you look like the biggest tool hounding people for autographs. I don’t give a fuck how much money it fetches.

  11. Spazz

    delicious.

  12. Hayden Panettiere! I like her. Tell you, my girlfriend looks like here. So charming! lol… Believe me! I found my girlfriend on one dating club bbwconnect.com. When I meet her, I feel so surprise! She is looks like hayden. We are so happy now! Maybe you will meet another one! GOOD LUCK!

  13. Ted from LA

    Hi Ken!
    That is great news. I met my girlfriend at Ilovemidgetbowling.com. She looks just like your girlfriend. Is that ironic or what?

  14. Dia

    Damn, what a shorty.

  15. A

    I love her little ass, its nice on her little body

  16. Neybirt

    First and foremost: -> who is she?

    Oh and here i was thinkin i had fat arms. Damn. I got britney’s fat belly but i sure dont got this girl’s shapeless arms. She looks around 15 so i guess at that age a girl still has some babyfat all over. She’ll be thinner when she gets older. Just like that other singer did.

    But whatta fucks with the make-up?????????

  17. Lindsay

    She looks gorg but whats up with the waist eating skirt? It’s making her look preggo or …healthy idk

  18. absolute2

    She looks gorgeous. I love her. It is said she is dating a young billionaire online now. Her profile and photos were found on millionaire&celeb dating site “W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m” last week.

  19. She’s cute and all, but this is a prime example of someone who likely looks better fully clothed.

    Also, it must suck to be over 18 and still not meet the height requirement for all the cool rides at the county fair.

  20. LBot

    lulz on (Location:My Pants)

    I’d like to leave my calling card b/w her lovely fun-bags

  21. dude_on_a_wire

    Let’s not kid ourselves… she is hot for a plumper. I like a gal that clean up a big ole mess of biskits-n-gravy – but if she thinks I’d give up clubbing baby seals for a piece of that action she’s got another thing coming.

  22. Ted Mosby

    With those shoulders she could try out for the NFL.

  23. abovetheshadow

    Her makeup artist (or her dumb ass) put darker foundation under her chin to try to keep her from having double chin…..which obviously worked wonders : (

  24. Haydenshot

    I love watching her little titties grow. I wonder how big they’ll get.

  25. herbiefrog

    we like people who have a cause…

    …generally means they care more about the earth

    than

    …they do about themselves

    so…

    [[[thanks babe : ))

  26. EIGHTEEN YEARS YOUNG……………………
    remember?
    (btw: this is NOT meant as a compliment!!)

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