- Ricky Gervais killed. End of story. [Popeater]
- Paz de la Huerta = Courtney Love + Amy Winehouse – self-esteem. [Dlisted]
- Alexa Chung is really awesome at live television. [Lainey Gossip]
- Reese Witherspoon cares about the homeless. In front of a camera. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Aubrey O’Day throws down the Twitter gauntlet to Coco. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Owen Wilson announces birth of son already. Tomorrow, he’ll release photos of his first birthday. [Just Jared]
- Lil Kim‘s camel-toe incited a gay orgy. [Bossip]
- Selita Ebanks wears underwear. [Celebslam]
- Jennifer Love Hewitt didn’t learn a lesson from Jessica Simpson. [Popaholic]
- Michael Douglas to Jerry O’Connell: Top this one, fucker. [BuzzFeed]
- Michael Jackson also put his “spirit” into young boys. Oh, good. [theCHIVE]
- 50 Sexiest Bodies in Sports [Bleacher Report]
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dude, u re funny..
A) She needs a stylist
B) She needs to fire her current stylist
C) She is on her way to audition at a strip club
I’d love to bang that midget!!
+2
Those nipples look weird…
It’s band aids genius.
totes mcgross
Letting her nipples show through would actually look classier than pasties.
That’s actually her diaphram, it’s just that she’s so fucking tiny it’s hard to be accurate.
agreed… this looks silly
either wear a see through shirt or don’t
It is NOT a see-through. Sometimes the flashes of the camera reveal more than what the naked eye can see. I think this is just another example.
Not a see-through. Sometimes clothes are more revealing than apparent when exposed to camera flashes and intense lighting as is the case here.
I agree
Letting the public see her nipples would look classier than covering them with the distracting pasties? Hmmm…I don’t know about that. Here’s the thing. I thought that fashion designers designed different kinds of bras for women to go with the different types of tops they wear. Couldn’t she have simply bought a black bra designed for this type of top? It would cover more and stand out less than the pasties.
Clearly, the girl doesn’t want everyone to know her business.
well.. doesn’t that look goofy…
She always looks greasy to me.
Shes looking 8000 years old.
She always tries too damn hard to look ‘growed up.’
What a freak. Dont they have mirrors in Hollywood? You go for hours in pre-parties and NOBODY tells you that you look like a fool (ignoring the Russian goon on her arm.)
I would use her as a human fleshlight
You can see her nipples lower in the first pic. Those ‘pasties” arent’ for her nips but to tape her dress down so it doesn’t gap open.
you almost sound like you know what you’re talking about.
Nice catch. Picture 2 shows her headlights in the ‘on’ position, clearly lower and more to the center of the tape.
The Michael Douglas photobomb made me snort my soda. Hilarious.
Yeah that was hilarious.
LMAO! he’s all, “I’M CURED!”
That WAS a riot… What the hell happened to CZJ though? That face looks woog!
This confirms what I have long suspected. You guys (fish included) have never seen a woman naked before in real life. LOL
Since we’re looking at a dwarf star I thought the topic of this post was astronomy.
@Bucky, that’s fucking classic.
I would watch that sex tape. Hopefully there would be some incredible gymnastics.
God that’s embarassing
So tiny and tasty , do want.
Nicotine patch on the nipple, Chewing tobacco Hollywood style.
Damn… Wish I had caught the Nicoderm resemblance first.. You would think a pixie would only need one….
The patented Nipplederm patch. Some people prefer to suck on them.
i’m not Catholic, do communion wafers still turn into the body of Christ when they fall down your cleavage?
Based on the smile on her face, looks like Klitchko is not leaving anything for me. Erm, I mean the next guy. Honest mistake.
this girl is BO-RING
No one saved the cheerleader
That’s a beautiful wardrobe fail if you ask me. I can’t believe the monster she’s having sex with. It must feel like he’s shoving an arm up her crotch when they screw. She must have one of the roomiest vaginas in Hollywood. Maybe even bigger than Paris Hilton’s mouldering hole.
MMM… I CAN IMAGINE HIS HUGEEEE COCK !!!
Who are the unfunny morons starting rumors about random celebs being dead?
That’s a beautiful wardrobe fail if you ask me. I can’t believe the monster she’s having sex with. It must feel like he’s shoving an arm up her crotch when they screw. She must have one of the roomiest vaginas in Hollywood. Maybe even bigger than Paris Hilton’s mouldering hole.
looks like she just swallowed a cat.
Wow thats so embarrassing. You can tell she thought she looked fierce, but didn’t realize how sheer that fabric was gonna be under the flash.
yep, EVEN SOME PAED*PHILES LIKE HER.
awww she brought her daddy as a date!
Are you actually vetting the links for these pages or do the spots go to the highest bidder? Your buddy (you guys went to Kennywood together last summer on Albanian day) at Bleacher Report writes like a potato with a TOEFL score of 6 (never mind how laughably ridiculous the pictures he chose were). Somebody really needs to tell him about contractions. Example:
“They are the mac and cheese of the sports world. You can not have one without the other.
We need both of them together to fill in this spot on the list for one reason: they are good looking alone, but when combined, they are fantastically fantastic, if that is even a real phrase.”
That’s some pretty rich stuff, Oscar Wilde, but might I suggest a few subtle changes? Try, at the very least:
“…if that’s even a real phrase.”
Much funnier now, right? If you go on to further incorporate the admittedly intimidating apostrophe s into your repertoire, try not to make mistakes like this again:
“They are the Corleone’s of mixed martial arts.”
In point of fact, this sentence should probably have been avoided altogether…
Am I the only one who wants to punch that Skins guy in the face and kick him down a flight of stairs?
A flight of stairs studded with nails and razor wire.
Wow she is one ugly duck.
Skin colored tape or pasties would be much classier. And it’s well known that professional athletes on steroids (like the Russian Goon) develop genital shrinkage, ala Jose Canseco.
Those are some deformed boobs.. And she still looks so proud of them.
she looks so happy! I wish I were her…Imagine how big that Ukranian guy is….
Would say that she looks lovely on her dress, it’s just that with those nippies. It did not add up to her happy face.
what is this new fashion to go out with a dressing-gown,I need one.
That is the most unattractive cleavage I’ve seen all week. Her boobs are all the way into her armpits.
And why is she orange and sticky looking? Is she going to be on “The Jersey Shore”?
the Michael Douglas to Jerry comment is fawesome. Fish – will you marry me?? still laughing at my desk HAHAHAHAHAHA
: )
why are we obsessed with nipples?
what’s so private about them?
it’s the shape of the breasts that matters most.
I disagree. the nipple is at least as important as boob shape. If you’ve never seen a really nice pair of boobs ruined by a bad nipple, you haven’t seen enough boobs.
Not that that’s possible.
I’d hit it like my life depended on it!
Shes hot but the picture viewer on this website sucks. please just let them be thumbnails and not put them in a filmstrip. Ugh so annoying! find someone who knows how to program a website already.
Hahahahaha. She probably threw a fit when she saw these.
The nipple is way overrated. Everyone know without the rest of the breast the nipple is kinda ugly.
What up with the Grand Canyon cleavage?
You need to have some breasts for that dress to work!
wow
would be cool if they release a sex tape. I want to see her get destroyed by him.
That said she is really beautiful, she should have just shown her nipples.
And to think she looked at herself in the mirror before she went out that day (or night) and thought she looked good,,,,,, Its like headlights but crudely strange and ugly
ummmm FAIL! Nipple cover placed completely over her nipple and her nipple is popping through! How has nobody commented on this?