Hayden Panettiere’s Circus Family Found Her and Other News

“Come, Mojo the Kissing Dog! For I have found our lost leprechaun princess.”

- Cameron Diaz understands the public school system. [Lainey Gossip]

- Owen Wilson isn’t allowed near children anymore. [Popeater]

- Ryan Phillippe apparently is banging Rihanna. [Dlisted]

- The set of The King’s Speech was already used for oral therapy. [FilmDrunk]

- George Clooney understands politics. [Frisky]

- Jessica Simpson is rich enough to disguise a Krispy Kreme as a gym. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Lindsay Lohan wearing a see-through shirt. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Natalie Portman before France invaded her uterus. [Popoholic]

- Aretha Franklin tells Fantasia to shut the hell up. [Bossip]

- Megan Fox takes her craft seriously. [Celebslam]

- Not even marriage can stop Hugh Hefner from nailing a bunch of people’s grandchildren. [TooFab]

-The Force is strong with this one. [theCHIVE]

- “How To Break Your Father’s Heart” by Timmy. [BuzzFeed]

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