Hayden Panettiere’s Circus Family Found Her and Other News

February 23rd, 2011 // 39 Comments

“Come, Mojo the Kissing Dog! For I have found our lost leprechaun princess.”

- Cameron Diaz understands the public school system. [Lainey Gossip]

- Owen Wilson isn’t allowed near children anymore. [Popeater]

- Ryan Phillippe apparently is banging Rihanna. [Dlisted]

- The set of The King’s Speech was already used for oral therapy. [FilmDrunk]

- George Clooney understands politics. [Frisky]

- Jessica Simpson is rich enough to disguise a Krispy Kreme as a gym. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Lindsay Lohan wearing a see-through shirt. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Natalie Portman before France invaded her uterus. [Popoholic]

- Aretha Franklin tells Fantasia to shut the hell up. [Bossip]

- Megan Fox takes her craft seriously. [Celebslam]

- Not even marriage can stop Hugh Hefner from nailing a bunch of people’s grandchildren. [TooFab]

-The Force is strong with this one. [theCHIVE]

- “How To Break Your Father’s Heart” by Timmy. [BuzzFeed]

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  1. true dat

    fuckin midget whore

  2. gogo

    First?

  3. Thus spawned the term “Gayer that a guy in a speedo with skinned knees.”

  4. I don’t even want to know what this guy was doing or who he was doing, but he should have worn knee pads.

  5. Double D

    When did Billy D Williams turn to street stripping?

  6. Citylove

    Dude ! You didn’t even post Miranda Kerr’s new pictures !

  7. Hayden Panettiere
    Anon
    Commented on this photo:

    OH FUCK YES!

  8. ludichrisspeed

    I feel ashamed that in ten minutes not a single joke was made about chest size. Just close the comments down.

  9. Hayden Panettiere
    Natalie S.
    Commented on this photo:

    That dog seems to really be enjoying Hayden Panatierre’s sloppy kisses

  10. hayden fan

    What’s the point of dating some burly slavic hockey player if he’s not around to chase off gay panhandlers?? Break me off a piece, Hayden – that’d be me licking your face instead of a homeless dog!

  11. Cock Dr

    Where’s Ceasar Milan when you need him?
    Because nobody there looks as if they are capable of asserting any kind of “dominant energy” on that dog.

  12. Rough, tap dance connoisseur

    And here I thought the Cincinnati Bengals pay good money. If that’s his version of being the singing cowboy, he’s doing it all wrong…

  13. So, psoriasis condemns you to the minor leagues of male stripping? I don’t get it.

  14. ruffage

    Under related links, check out the Swedish Elle pics. That one with her legs spread makes me very nervous!

  15. Dirk Diggler

    I’d totally do that tittie-less, little dwarf. Boy-chest or not…that girl has a rump worth hittin’!

  16. John Eric

    “- The set of The King’s Speech was already used for oral therapy.”

    And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I read the Superficial.
    NOT because I care about celebrity gossip,
    NOT because I care if Lindasy Lohan and Paris Hilton
    live or die
    NOT because of the bikini pics (seriously, just type “tits” or
    “naked chick” into any search engine and have a filed day…

    No, I keep coming back again and again because our beloved Superficial
    Writer is just so bloody funny, ascerbic, clever, witty, and immensely quotable.

    Keep up the great work, S-Writer!

  17. DogBoy

    Why is the dog so excited?
    He usually has to settle for dry humpin a leg.
    With midget Hayden, he gets to bury it.

  18. eeo

    Rhiana es una puta.

  19. How much you wanna bet she is using a booster seat?

  20. Strolling violins and Mariachi bands were bad enough. But this needs to end now.

  21. LucyC

    “Are you the dolphin king?! Is it really you?! Finally!!”

  22. Hayden Panettiere
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I must confess that is adorable. Big dog kissing blonde midget. She seems to go for the big macho types; this might be the new boyfriend.

  23. josh

    She’s turning into a freak. A cute midget freak but a freak nonetheless.

  24. Hayden Panettiere
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously? Lets go through this dudes afternoon:
    banana hammock – check
    muscle milk – check
    fingerless mesh gloves – check
    voodoo shake weight – check
    witch doctor necklaces – check
    tennis shoes – check
    Okay time to go out in public and find some celebrities.

  25. Hayden Panettiere
    Commented on this photo:

    …aaaaaaaaaaaand he’s circumcised.

  26. Hayden Panettiere
    PtC
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s the exact moment she realized she was gonna need a jar of peanut butter and an hour alone with Rufus.

  27. Hayden Panettiere
    AC
    Commented on this photo:

    mmmm…tastes like dolphin

  28. Hayden Panettiere
    xenith
    Commented on this photo:

    OH GOD, please no more pictures of Kelsey Grammer SF!

  29. RightHandOfGod

    stupid twit midget liberal retard wants that murderer in Italy released whether she’s guilty or not, because “She’s young, and should be able to enjoy her life….”….

    Just goes to show you the mentality of the Hollywood elitist left who support Obomma.

  30. Hayden Panettiere
    betasigne
    Commented on this photo:

    Lots of repeated photos, what’s up with that??

  31. Hayden Panettiere
    JANE
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yeah, scratch my ass bitch.”

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