“Come, Mojo the Kissing Dog! For I have found our lost leprechaun princess.”
- Cameron Diaz understands the public school system. [Lainey Gossip]
- Owen Wilson isn’t allowed near children anymore. [Popeater]
- Ryan Phillippe apparently is banging Rihanna. [Dlisted]
- The set of The King’s Speech was already used for oral therapy. [FilmDrunk]
- George Clooney understands politics. [Frisky]
- Jessica Simpson is rich enough to disguise a Krispy Kreme as a gym. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Lindsay Lohan wearing a see-through shirt. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Natalie Portman before France invaded her uterus. [Popoholic]
- Aretha Franklin tells Fantasia to shut the hell up. [Bossip]
- Megan Fox takes her craft seriously. [Celebslam]
- Not even marriage can stop Hugh Hefner from nailing a bunch of people’s grandchildren. [TooFab]
-The Force is strong with this one. [theCHIVE]
- “How To Break Your Father’s Heart” by Timmy. [BuzzFeed]
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fuckin midget whore
surprised she was tall enough to be let in
First?
I give up.
Thus spawned the term “Gayer that a guy in a speedo with skinned knees.”
I don’t even want to know what this guy was doing or who he was doing, but he should have worn knee pads.
Brilliant observation, and a cogent comment. Thank you from all of us.
Thank you jojo
Hey Someone Gravy Legged me! Here I go to the registry. : )
The registry? A sex offender, no less. We should’ve known.
When did Billy D Williams turn to street stripping?
Dude ! You didn’t even post Miranda Kerr’s new pictures !
OH FUCK YES!
I feel ashamed that in ten minutes not a single joke was made about chest size. Just close the comments down.
That dog seems to really be enjoying Hayden Panatierre’s sloppy kisses
What’s the point of dating some burly slavic hockey player if he’s not around to chase off gay panhandlers?? Break me off a piece, Hayden – that’d be me licking your face instead of a homeless dog!
I really can’t blame that dog for trying to stick its tongue down hayden’s throat. I would stick my tongue down her throat as in other places as well.
Where’s Ceasar Milan when you need him?
Because nobody there looks as if they are capable of asserting any kind of “dominant energy” on that dog.
id rather have that victoria chick–nude of course
And here I thought the Cincinnati Bengals pay good money. If that’s his version of being the singing cowboy, he’s doing it all wrong…
So, psoriasis condemns you to the minor leagues of male stripping? I don’t get it.
Under related links, check out the Swedish Elle pics. That one with her legs spread makes me very nervous!
I’d totally do that tittie-less, little dwarf. Boy-chest or not…that girl has a rump worth hittin’!
“- The set of The King’s Speech was already used for oral therapy.”
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I read the Superficial.
NOT because I care about celebrity gossip,
NOT because I care if Lindasy Lohan and Paris Hilton
live or die
NOT because of the bikini pics (seriously, just type “tits” or
“naked chick” into any search engine and have a filed day…
No, I keep coming back again and again because our beloved Superficial
Writer is just so bloody funny, ascerbic, clever, witty, and immensely quotable.
Keep up the great work, S-Writer!
Why is the dog so excited?
He usually has to settle for dry humpin a leg.
With midget Hayden, he gets to bury it.
Rhiana es una puta.
How much you wanna bet she is using a booster seat?
Strolling violins and Mariachi bands were bad enough. But this needs to end now.
“Are you the dolphin king?! Is it really you?! Finally!!”
I must confess that is adorable. Big dog kissing blonde midget. She seems to go for the big macho types; this might be the new boyfriend.
She’s turning into a freak. A cute midget freak but a freak nonetheless.
Seriously? Lets go through this dudes afternoon:
banana hammock – check
muscle milk – check
fingerless mesh gloves – check
voodoo shake weight – check
witch doctor necklaces – check
tennis shoes – check
Okay time to go out in public and find some celebrities.
…aaaaaaaaaaaand he’s circumcised.
That’s the exact moment she realized she was gonna need a jar of peanut butter and an hour alone with Rufus.
mmmm…tastes like dolphin
OH GOD, please no more pictures of Kelsey Grammer SF!
stupid twit midget liberal retard wants that murderer in Italy released whether she’s guilty or not, because “She’s young, and should be able to enjoy her life….”….
Just goes to show you the mentality of the Hollywood elitist left who support Obomma.
Lots of repeated photos, what’s up with that??
“Yeah, scratch my ass bitch.”