- Wyclef Jean got shot in Haiti. [IDLYITW]
- Les Moonves wants to Charlie Sheen back. Seriously. [Dlisted]
- LeAnn Rimes and Brandi Glanville were apparently Twitter fighting at some point. [Popeater]
- Victoria Beckham isn’t eating until after the Royal Wedding. [Lainey Gossip]
- Candice Swanepoel in lingerie. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Miranda Kerr is, too. Only hers is see-through. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]
- Lingerie must have sponsored the internet today. [theCHIVE]
- Olivia Munn is an animal lover. [Popoholic]
- Ewan McGregor‘s penis retires from the big screen. [Huffington Post]
- Scary Spice is pregnant again. [TooFab]
- Selma Blair hopes her baby isn’t a hermaphrodite. [Starpulse]
- Enjoy March Madness without all the basketball. [Maxim]
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That is a dress?
Not sure of the fabric, but some important elements of the garment seem to be shoelaces.
Anyone have a pair of scissors?
I’m okay with this…
well at least she is good enough to have sex with as long as you don’t trip over her.
Just don’t let on that you’re after her Lucky Charms… she’ll be easier to catch that way.
Same height as Snooki but only one third the weight. Forehead like Half Dome at Yosemite, though.
the forehead won’t bother me when i’m tonsil deep in her asshole…
She might be diminutive but I’m pretty confident the distance between her asshole and tonsils exceeds two inches…
Did I miss the memo announcing that this was, “Dwarf Day” on “The Superficial”?
aaaand we got Ukrainian flag once again SCORE
At least we didn’t get Ukranian boxer in the picture, just the flag!
Completely delicious.
She looks pretty good to be honest, and her stocking clearly say I’m looking for a good time but not right now in this bathroom.
Heh heh… yep, she’s classy that way :)
That isn’t a forehead, that’s a five-head.
She needs a growth spurt just to catch up to her hairline.
oh STFU. you’re probably uglier than Charlie Sheen on crack.
I’m ugly as hell, but that doesn’t change the fact she has a huge forehead.
Is gossip slow today? :( Seems really early for a “other news” post.
Let’s kick up the filth, celebrities.
Just a heads up, I’m trying to do these posts a little earlier in the day. Definitely more to come.
well fish couldn’t leave the top thread with Snooki in a bikini could he?
i would have settled with Katherine Heigl
Her farts smell like Lucky Charms cereal
Magically delicious too.
She can’t wrestle, but you should see her box.
Classic! Can I use that one??? You are the original, the one and only.
“Careful with that joke… it’s an antique!”
Use it all you want, it’s not like I came up with it myself :)
+1 all day.
What a strange dichotomy….
Hayden pics make me want “dirty pixie” sex.
And yet, Tila Tequila pics just makes me want to sterilize my computer monitor with a flame thrower… It’s the only way to be sure…
That’s because Hayden has an air of “naive virgin” about her, where Tila has the odor of “stupid skank who fucked them homeless guy when she was drunk”.
I can go with you a little ways on that McFeely. She does have an aura about her but her “air of naive virgin” evaporates pretty quickly every time I see a pic of her with Drago or whatever the hell that Russian giant is named…
Her parents have GOT to be perplexed too. “Didn’t we show her ‘Rocky IV’ when she was little, Nancy? She knows the Russian is the bad guy right?”
even in commentaries you have to be careful calling Ukrainians hm,Russians… you know,given that he is a heavyweight boxer :)
Why, is he going to come through the internets and punch someone? It’s not like the Russians have good ISP’s, they’re probably still on dialup over there.
anyone that is gonna go out with a celeb has to know that people will either make fun of her or state what they would like to do with her sexually. if you can’t handle it then don’t go out with them. the ones that usually loose it are family members. like with Winona’s brother Yuri .which did punch out people over her years ago.
also Urakanians are not gonna get that pissed if you call them Russians. because at one point it was part of Russia/Soviet Union.
also that’s a lawsuit if he comes after you.
yeah,historically it really does,my bad to smile a little bit and start a discussion with a political tint ,but if you really meet someone from former Soviet Union… but nowadays – from free independent countries..do not call them Russians,they would be royally pissed :D
Well, nonminti… If she gets pissed about being called Russian, just apply the correct amount of postage and send her back…
Shut up, dimwits. Long story short – those fucking leaches of former Soviet Union Republics/Russian Empire’ say they are Russian only on several occasions:
1. When they need money aid from Russia
2. When they need to blame someone why they are in such shit and play the victim.
3. When their women need to sell themselves under “Russian Woman” logo on international dating/ matchmaking sites.
4. When their chicks work in brothels and stripper joints in Europe to hide their origin and again to earn bigger $$$.
OTHERWISE THEY FUCKING HATE US.
from a Russian.
Ah! They’re playing the nationality card! I get it now…
The woman two rows behind her is fully clothed yet still manages to sport better cleavage than Hayden Panettiere’s.
Pretty sure that’s cuz the woman in back is wearing a bra… Hayden is braless and w/ natural boobs, so of course she’s showing less cleavage.
No…it’s because Hayden doesn’t really have breasts to speak of.
I heard that some people think she is hot
She’s got more forehead than Kurtwood Smith.
“I work for Dick Jones! “
What in the flying fuck is that on the right? Are pixies using Orcs for body guards now? I am gonna have nightmares…
“Look at me I can be a grown up”
She’s smiling because someone told her that the dolphins are safe now; all the Japanese fishermen are dead.
Gilbert, is that you?
Good one, CD!
If I had a cock, I’d use it in this instance……repeatedly
I have one, and it moves at the very sight of this babe. All these ‘haters’ are full of it. She is absolutely gorgeous and has a tight little bod, and any of these trollers would jizz their pants if she even looked at them.
Just like you jizz yours when any hot girl looks at you? This is where your problem lies….
@Anon …and how is that a problem?
Ummm… because she looks like a twelve-year-old, I can’t help but be extremely disturbed by some of these comments. And I’m not easily disturbed!
And before you go thinking that I’m a big tub of lard, I’m not. Besides that, I have great boobs– and they’re real.
ummm Blech how the HELL does she look like a 12-year-old? ahahah that’s ridiculous
Wyclef Jean getting shot has really opened my eyes about the job we are doing in Haiti. If we are going to spend American dollars building schools and trying to bring education to Haiti, the least we could do is make one of those schools a shooting range and teach the locals how to aim for the center ring. We owe them that much.
I love, love, love, love this. Girls in pantyhose. Yumm.
Normally I would be disturbed by that whole “head to body ratio” thing, but as far as a Snookie palate cleanser…not bad.
Well, she’s wearing nylons. Other celebrities take note.
Nobody wants to see your bony vein-y legs, good nylons do wonders.
They are lovely Hayden. And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise …
I’ll let her lick my taint
HAYDEN PANETTIERE is an anagram for I PENETRATE HAYDEN. Just saying.
I love you.
Is she doing “skating with the stars?” WTF is up with the stockings?
wow
I’d be damned nervous wearing a “dress” obviously made of tissues & shoelaces.
I love this dress a lot.
what the hell is she wearing? not only is that dress ridic looking shes wearing pantyhose like an 80 yr old woman and a hideous handbag..
All she needs is a pointy red hat.
HAHAHAHAHAH you’re all hilarious.
she is absolutely gorgeous..and you’re all probably a bunch of ogres.
five head? because she’s wearing her hair poofy at the top?
and she clearly has tits…are you all BLIND?
She’s so hot!!!!! I would fuck her in a heartbeat!
She probably expects a guy who can last a little longer than that….
a lot longer.
“Hooray for midgets! Also, my cooch is burning.”
I’d like to see the color of the hair on her pussy.
it’s blue with yellow stars
just a thong with this american sweetie is enough…….
I wreck that little midget’s vagina
A dress that short and no upskirts, what the fuck
Her chest is sooo unfortunate.