Hayden Panettiere Wore This and Other News

March 21st, 2011 // 79 Comments

- Wyclef Jean got shot in Haiti. [IDLYITW]

- Les Moonves wants to Charlie Sheen back. Seriously. [Dlisted]

- LeAnn Rimes and Brandi Glanville were apparently Twitter fighting at some point. [Popeater]

- Victoria Beckham isn’t eating until after the Royal Wedding. [Lainey Gossip]

- Candice Swanepoel in lingerie. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Miranda Kerr is, too. Only hers is see-through. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Lingerie must have sponsored the internet today. [theCHIVE]

- Olivia Munn is an animal lover. [Popoholic]

- Ewan McGregor‘s penis retires from the big screen. [Huffington Post]

- Scary Spice is pregnant again. [TooFab]

- Selma Blair hopes her baby isn’t a hermaphrodite. [Starpulse]

- Enjoy March Madness without all the basketball. [Maxim]

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  1. Virgodoll

    That is a dress?

    • Cock Dr

      Not sure of the fabric, but some important elements of the garment seem to be shoelaces.
      Anyone have a pair of scissors?

  2. Hemingway

    I’m okay with this…

  3. well at least she is good enough to have sex with as long as you don’t trip over her.

    • Bucky Barnes

      Just don’t let on that you’re after her Lucky Charms… she’ll be easier to catch that way.

  4. Bucky Barnes

    Same height as Snooki but only one third the weight. Forehead like Half Dome at Yosemite, though.

    • the forehead won’t bother me when i’m tonsil deep in her asshole…

      • okay, let's be honest about the size of your endowment

        She might be diminutive but I’m pretty confident the distance between her asshole and tonsils exceeds two inches…

  5. The Critical Crassness

    Did I miss the memo announcing that this was, “Dwarf Day” on “The Superficial”?

  6. M

    aaaand we got Ukrainian flag once again SCORE

  7. Hayden Panettiere
    Roderick vanden Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    Completely delicious.

  8. She looks pretty good to be honest, and her stocking clearly say I’m looking for a good time but not right now in this bathroom.

  9. GrandDragon

    That isn’t a forehead, that’s a five-head.

  10. Drew

    Is gossip slow today? :( Seems really early for a “other news” post.

    Let’s kick up the filth, celebrities.

  11. BlueFalcon

    Her farts smell like Lucky Charms cereal

  12. She can’t wrestle, but you should see her box.

  13. What a strange dichotomy….
    Hayden pics make me want “dirty pixie” sex.

    And yet, Tila Tequila pics just makes me want to sterilize my computer monitor with a flame thrower… It’s the only way to be sure…

    • That’s because Hayden has an air of “naive virgin” about her, where Tila has the odor of “stupid skank who fucked them homeless guy when she was drunk”.

    • I can go with you a little ways on that McFeely. She does have an aura about her but her “air of naive virgin” evaporates pretty quickly every time I see a pic of her with Drago or whatever the hell that Russian giant is named…

      Her parents have GOT to be perplexed too. “Didn’t we show her ‘Rocky IV’ when she was little, Nancy? She knows the Russian is the bad guy right?”

      • nonminti

        even in commentaries you have to be careful calling Ukrainians hm,Russians… you know,given that he is a heavyweight boxer :)

      • Why, is he going to come through the internets and punch someone? It’s not like the Russians have good ISP’s, they’re probably still on dialup over there.

    • anyone that is gonna go out with a celeb has to know that people will either make fun of her or state what they would like to do with her sexually. if you can’t handle it then don’t go out with them. the ones that usually loose it are family members. like with Winona’s brother Yuri .which did punch out people over her years ago.

      also Urakanians are not gonna get that pissed if you call them Russians. because at one point it was part of Russia/Soviet Union.

      also that’s a lawsuit if he comes after you.

      • nonminti

        yeah,historically it really does,my bad to smile a little bit and start a discussion with a political tint ,but if you really meet someone from former Soviet Union… but nowadays – from free independent countries..do not call them Russians,they would be royally pissed :D

    • Well, nonminti… If she gets pissed about being called Russian, just apply the correct amount of postage and send her back…

      • Doc Schweinstrudel

        Shut up, dimwits. Long story short – those fucking leaches of former Soviet Union Republics/Russian Empire’ say they are Russian only on several occasions:

        1. When they need money aid from Russia
        2. When they need to blame someone why they are in such shit and play the victim.
        3. When their women need to sell themselves under “Russian Woman” logo on international dating/ matchmaking sites.
        4. When their chicks work in brothels and stripper joints in Europe to hide their origin and again to earn bigger $$$.


        from a Russian.

      • Ah! They’re playing the nationality card! I get it now…

  14. TomFrank

    The woman two rows behind her is fully clothed yet still manages to sport better cleavage than Hayden Panettiere’s.

    • F

      Pretty sure that’s cuz the woman in back is wearing a bra… Hayden is braless and w/ natural boobs, so of course she’s showing less cleavage.

  15. cyrollan

    I heard that some people think she is hot

  16. She’s got more forehead than Kurtwood Smith.

  17. Hayden Panettiere
    Commented on this photo:

    What in the flying fuck is that on the right? Are pixies using Orcs for body guards now? I am gonna have nightmares…

  18. Turd Ferguson

    “Look at me I can be a grown up”

  19. Cock Dr

    She’s smiling because someone told her that the dolphins are safe now; all the Japanese fishermen are dead.

  20. Minerva Smelibut

    If I had a cock, I’d use it in this instance……repeatedly

    • commander bloop

      I have one, and it moves at the very sight of this babe. All these ‘haters’ are full of it. She is absolutely gorgeous and has a tight little bod, and any of these trollers would jizz their pants if she even looked at them.

      • Anon

        Just like you jizz yours when any hot girl looks at you? This is where your problem lies….

      • crack bang

        @Anon …and how is that a problem?

      • Blech

        Ummm… because she looks like a twelve-year-old, I can’t help but be extremely disturbed by some of these comments. And I’m not easily disturbed!

        And before you go thinking that I’m a big tub of lard, I’m not. Besides that, I have great boobs– and they’re real.

      • kelbel

        ummm Blech how the HELL does she look like a 12-year-old? ahahah that’s ridiculous

  21. Wyclef Jean getting shot has really opened my eyes about the job we are doing in Haiti. If we are going to spend American dollars building schools and trying to bring education to Haiti, the least we could do is make one of those schools a shooting range and teach the locals how to aim for the center ring. We owe them that much.

  22. ThisisnotTigerWoods

    I love, love, love, love this. Girls in pantyhose. Yumm.

  23. Normally I would be disturbed by that whole “head to body ratio” thing, but as far as a Snookie palate cleanser…not bad.

  24. Cher X

    Well, she’s wearing nylons. Other celebrities take note.

    Nobody wants to see your bony vein-y legs, good nylons do wonders.

  25. All that is rough in the world

    They are lovely Hayden. And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise …

  26. I’ll let her lick my taint

  27. Hayden Panettiere
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    HAYDEN PANETTIERE is an anagram for I PENETRATE HAYDEN. Just saying.

  28. Hola

    Is she doing “skating with the stars?” WTF is up with the stockings?

  29. Hayden Panettiere
    Commented on this photo:


  30. Hayden Panettiere
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d be damned nervous wearing a “dress” obviously made of tissues & shoelaces.

  31. Hayden Panettiere
    The Ugly Truth
    Commented on this photo:

    I love this dress a lot.

  32. Hayden Panettiere
    Commented on this photo:

    what the hell is she wearing? not only is that dress ridic looking shes wearing pantyhose like an 80 yr old woman and a hideous handbag..

  33. timmy the dying boy

    All she needs is a pointy red hat.

  34. kelbel

    HAHAHAHAHAH you’re all hilarious.
    she is absolutely gorgeous..and you’re all probably a bunch of ogres.
    five head? because she’s wearing her hair poofy at the top?
    and she clearly has tits…are you all BLIND?

  35. buddy

    She’s so hot!!!!! I would fuck her in a heartbeat!

  36. Hayden Panettiere
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hooray for midgets! Also, my cooch is burning.”

  37. Lovemypussyhairthick

    I’d like to see the color of the hair on her pussy.

  38. the captain

    just a thong with this american sweetie is enough…….

  39. Hayden Panettiere
    Commented on this photo:

    I wreck that little midget’s vagina

  40. Hayden Panettiere
    Commented on this photo:

    A dress that short and no upskirts, what the fuck

  41. Hayden Panettiere
    Commented on this photo:

    Her chest is sooo unfortunate.

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