Hayden Panettiere Wants That Giant Sex

April 12th, 2011 // 73 Comments

Hayden Panettiere might only be 5’1″ but that’s not about to stop her from letting 6’6″ Wladimir Klitschko essentially blend her uterus with his giant penis. I know I’m making that sound really romantic, so here’s Hayden explaining it to Ellen DeGeneres because there’s a person who doesn’t fear penis enough as it is. Via Us Magazine:

“I get the prudest people coming up to me and they’re like, ‘Does it work?’ Yeah, it works. We find a way,” the Heroes alum said.
DeGeneres, 53, couldn’t believe fans would ask Panettiere about her sex life. “I know what you’re talking about, but I’m in shock!”
“Where there is a will, there is a way!” Panettiere quipped about sex with Klitschko. She began dating Klitschko after her February 2009 breakup with her 33-year-old Heroes co-star Milo Ventimiglia.
“[The people who ask me how sex works with my boyfriend] are very conservative people most of the time but that just have to know,” she explained. “Like, ‘I have to know, I just have to ask you this question. I’m really sorry but…’”

I haven’t seen the show, so at that point I like to believe Hayden offered to climb a flagpole to demonstrate only to incite mass screaming and panic until a paramedic arrives and goes, “Yup, here’s your problem: Flagpole sticking out of her neck.” Ah, sweet love.

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Hugh Gentry

    she would make any dick look huge!!

  2. richie

    5 feet of perfection!

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    Carl
    Commented on this photo:

    It “works” like when 10″ penises go in 4″ in porn movies..then the girl has 6″ “outside” to play with I guess. What good is a 10″+ penis if only 1/2 or less goes in? Deep thoughts..

  4. toad

    I expected she’d climb on Ellen’s penis to demonstrate.

  5. Deacon Jones

    Awwwww (pinches Fish’s cheek)

    Someone’s former crush is getting her tonsils rearranged from behind!

  6. Doc Scweinstrudel

    American men , take note : he could have any chick in Ukraine yet he chose to be with her. So maybe American women are not as bad as some of you present them to be and not so “fat”, “opinionated” and “ugly” after all?

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    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    Did she just admit that she has a loose va-jay-jay or that Wladimir Klitschko has a tiny wang?

  8. So hold on a second here, there are actually people who wonder how midgets have sex? These must be the same people who use sundials and get their news via telegram.

  9. I’ve done the dating someone way taller thing a couple of times. One or both of them will get bored eventually. The chemistry is just odd.

    • bette

      I agree…I used to only like tall guys because it was more conventional but I’ve realized that the most passionate relationships I’ve had were all with short/medium men. also, 69ing. that is all.

  10. That’s some height difference. Wonder how flat the top of her head is

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    Todd
    Commented on this photo:

    I heard that he only gots a 11 inch pen. Really fat, but kind of short.

  12. My Name Peggy

    Could you imagine saying “Your boyfriends cock and balls must be massive, do you need stitches afterward?” to a stranger? Or maybe “When you shower together, do you wear protective eye wear?”

  13. Chris

    He can go ass to mouth without sliding his cock out.

  14. Doc Scweinstrudel

    I am not as tiny as her but somewhat in that size range and had some man like him. It feels incredible and I loved it, keep coming back for more. In fact I think about it 24/7 since the first time it happened.

  15. Um, bitch? Can I call you bitch? Awesome. “Conservative” people don’t ask liberal questions, mkay? If they are asking nosey personal shit like that, they are neither prudes, nor conservatives, but most likely confused as to the physics involved in parking a Mac truck in a Motorcycles Only space.

    I would probably be in the same boat, were I not the proud owner of Cockzillas 1, 2, and 4.

    • bob

      Hmm, I disagree about the physics theory. It has nothing to with anything else but trying to visualize her in the throes. “So, um, excuse me, I need a little more material for the spank bank…um, I mean, how do you ‘make it work?’ If you perform a basket job…um, I’m really sorry but, do you scream like a banshee?? Just curious, of course. And, when he pile drives you, does your head touch the floor, or are you airbourne? Because he’s so tall, you know.”

  16. Inmate 12236969

    Well the only thing I know I’ve been stationed in the Far East and those little babes can fuck their asses off.

    Degeneres like most dikes can’t take no dick.

  17. BonitaEstupenda

    “Conservative people” are asking you, eh? Might want to quit hanging out at your local seminary’s basketball court, there, Hayden.

  18. I don’t see anything wrong with it. Then again, I paid 20 bucks to watch Mugsey Bogues bang a dwarf.

  19. I suddenly feel like some oompa-loompa sex

  20. wait…Ellen Degeneres was shocked that people would ask Hayden about her sex life? Ellen is a lesbian with a face like a burn victim…if she hasn’t had a thousand people walk up to her and say “so…you have sex with chicks? wtf?” then I’ll do her myself

  21. Keyser Ballsy

    Why is it an automatic that he must be hung like a horse? Maybe he is but it is really a Shetland pony?

  22. last

    No one ever mentions that she has the hairline of Kelsey Grammer. Or that gymnastics chick. They always poof up their hair on top to make it look like they still have something going on, but really they are probably taking more Rogaine than John Cryer.

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    Dana
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t get the drama about her height. I am 5 foot & I love being so short & small lol.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m thinking that she & big boyfriend probably have a pet name for the phallus.
    “Flipper” or “the dolphin” would be likely candidates.

  25. Mark R

    ELF: Elf I’d Like to f¢¢k

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    Kay
    Commented on this photo:

    um..11 inches is small..where the hell have I been (O_o)

  27. “[The people who ask me how sex works with my boyfriend] are very conservative people with terabytes of kiddie porn waiting for them back home.”

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    Captain Little Dick
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m 6’4″ and my dick is tiny. Bring that midget here!

  29. welldoneson

    Hayden, we know “it works”.

    How do we know this?

    If your smile were any wider your jaw would fall off.

  30. dudeatdudedotdude

    I would poo on her.

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    tlcmk
    Commented on this photo:

    So that is why she is always smiling. Jessica Alba has the same type of problem. She is always so goo goo eyed over her husband as well.

    You can always tell when a woman has a big one to play with.

  32. the captain

    psssst: MY PENIS IS SMALL BUT THE DILDO’S & TONGUE ARE GI-GAN-TIC!!

  33. FunnyOne

    Okay I’m a 5’8 200lb Male and I date a 4’10 Asian Female. Trust me it works. OH how it works.

    On the other hand, this chick is just looking for trouble.

    Waldimir: is it in yet?

    Hayden: Uhgpfffyesh!!!

    Waldimir: I can’t feel anything.

    Hayden: thbats… Becauses…. It’solk Comming out of.. my mouth…

    Waldimir: hur hur hur.

  34. LaRue

    It’s funny how people always assume that giant man = giant dick. It’s simply not true in every case. I’m 5’3″ and have always dated very tall, built men that anyone would assume were hung like a horse, but several of them were quite average.

  35. the captain

    donald (duck)-trump for president?
    ……..YOU HAVEN’T SEEN ENOUGH MISERY YET?

  36. Laurence

    What the hell does PRUDEST mean???? How is this all over the web, but nobody is saying anything???? She is a moron.

  37. It’s gotta be anal, otherwise he’d shatter her cervix.

  38. ballsdeep

    people are fucking ridiculous. how does it work? go back to sex ed, fucking idiots. also, i have a friend who is 4’10 and her husband is 6’3, no big deal. oh, and he has one leg. so fancy that.

  39. cowbulls

    All BS aside, the sex would be OK but the lack of variety will eventually bore him. Her various holes can handle a large man as well as any other normal woman. The problem is that those short legs limit so many positions with a tall man. Trust me, I know first person. She can’t be on the bottom, she can’t do legs over the shoulder, she can’t even do doggie without various lifts or a bunch of pillows. She is worthless other than oral in the water including shower. I could go on and on.

  40. Ned

    So, she enjoys a massive penis every now and again. Bless her heart.

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    HELL YEAH
    Commented on this photo:

    That cooter is ruined.
    Out with the trash, dear.
    FYI, a definition of “waste” is: a region or place devastated or ruined. Maybe we should refer to her bits as waste now. :)

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    Ned
    Commented on this photo:

    As far as I’m concerned, Hayden should ride the longest, thickest dong she can find. 15 inches is not unreasonable. And it hope it’s attached to two gigentic swinging testicles. When she swallows, I hope she gets the recommended daily allowance of protein. She’s beautiful and has earned it.

  43. Ali S

    my wish is to kissing her and sleep and having sex with it 

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