Hayden Panettiere Wants That Giant Sex
Hayden Panettiere might only be 5’1″ but that’s not about to stop her from letting 6’6″ Wladimir Klitschko essentially blend her uterus with his giant penis. I know I’m making that sound really romantic, so here’s Hayden explaining it to Ellen DeGeneres because there’s a person who doesn’t fear penis enough as it is. Via Us Magazine:
“I get the prudest people coming up to me and they’re like, ‘Does it work?’ Yeah, it works. We find a way,” the Heroes alum said.
DeGeneres, 53, couldn’t believe fans would ask Panettiere about her sex life. “I know what you’re talking about, but I’m in shock!”
“Where there is a will, there is a way!” Panettiere quipped about sex with Klitschko. She began dating Klitschko after her February 2009 breakup with her 33-year-old Heroes co-star Milo Ventimiglia.
“[The people who ask me how sex works with my boyfriend] are very conservative people most of the time but that just have to know,” she explained. “Like, ‘I have to know, I just have to ask you this question. I’m really sorry but…'”
I haven’t seen the show, so at that point I like to believe Hayden offered to climb a flagpole to demonstrate only to incite mass screaming and panic until a paramedic arrives and goes, “Yup, here’s your problem: Flagpole sticking out of her neck.” Ah, sweet love.