Hayden Panettiere’s New Boyfriend
Seems Nice

June 9th, 2011 // 26 Comments

Apparently reports of Hayden Panettiere dating Marc Sanchez of the New York Jets were only slightly wrong because it turns out she’s actually dating his childhood friend, and now teammate, Scotty McKnight. So of course it wasn’t long until this May article from the New York Post turned up:

McKnight, a former Colorado receiver and boyhood friend of Mark Sanchez, nearly got himself expelled during his senior year of high school in 2005 for penning some threatening words directed at his Tesoro (Calif.) High School English teacher in a journal that was supposed to be private, but became public.
One of the entries McKnight and Tesoro teammate Sam Smith wrote referred to gluing the teacher naked to a wall, cutting off her feet and killing her family while she watches, according to court documents.
“I am planning on coming in your room late one night while you’re still working,” read one partial entry. “I will smother you in gasoline and light your head on fire … “

Haha! Kids. McKnight has since described the incident as a childhood prank:

“It was an error in judgment that led to a huge consequence,” McKnight told The Post. “I was 17 years old and had a class assignment to do some creative writing and the teacher told us for the first five minutes of class to write whatever you want, be creative and that no one was going ever to read it.
“Me and a buddy wrote some crazy stuff, [Quentin] Tarantino-like movie type stuff and were trying to one-up each other, figuring no one was ever going to read it. It was a lack of judgment for sure, but we were 17 years old and not thinking — clearly.”

While that sounds well and good, keep in mind McKnight’s best friend Mark Sanchez faced charges of sexual assault in college, so I can’t help but think these two made a secret pact to infiltrate the NFL and amass as much money as possible to build their own Rape Island. Granted, David Copperfield did it first, but does his have a rollercoaster and a tapas bar? Conjure that, wizard!

Photos: Splash News


  1. Anya


  2. Rancid

    “Me and a buddy wrote some crazy stuff, [Quentin] Tarantino-like movie type stuff”

    Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you a typical Tarantino fan.

  3. She’s so short you can see her feet on her driver’s license

  4. Cock Dr

    I sense the blogger feels some residual protectiveness towards his former celebrity crush.
    So sweet.

  5. Abby Normal

    The slogan Marc and Scotty have selected for Rape Island is “The Happiest Place On Earth,” which should work out okay because Disneyland is changing their slogan to “Pedophile Heaven.”

  6. Abby Normal

    Hayden needs a ten-gallon hat to complete that ensemble.

  7. RoboZombie

    If you are an athlete, you get away with murder…it’s better than Celebrity justice!

  8. Grace

    I just can’t bring myself to care about this person or who she dates… oh well.

  9. He didn’t write anything mean about dolphins, so Hayden doesn’t care.

  10. mark

    there is nothing sexual about this woman…too damn short, my 10 year old daughter is taller,LOL…please stop writing about her and put more bar rafelie!!!

  11. Richard McBeef

    I write/read worse stuff in the comment section at thesuperficial.com

    • TomFrank

      Yeah, but no one here knows you personally and can figure out where you live. Except maybe Fish, if he can track your IP. And then also Photo Boy. And the Quakers they work for. *worries most about the Quakers*

      • Richard McBeef

        one time fish came to my house, tied me up to the wall naked, set my head on fire, then he peed in butt until it the fire went out. now we are besties.

        or maybe he just blocked the ip address i usually post from because i harshed on waning interest at the website, but then the boat payment was due and he realized he needs my click dollars plus website re-designs aren’t free. we eat each other’s shit and it works out.

    • rikky tikky

      no shit! BFD, I say.

  12. typical dribble a not so hot paranoid insecure BITCH would run after.

  13. DOucHe BaGELs

    She’s so small I just want to put her in my pocket…..and then make a hole in my pocket so she has access to my junk. Because that’s what midgets are good for :-).

  14. Frank Burns

    Aww come on, no obvious joke about a “tap ass” bar instead of a “tapas” bar? What happened to you people?

  15. Dan

    I really don’t understand why people like this girl. She is really not that attractive once you have listened to her talk for five seconds.

    • odeho19

      Who said we were gonna let her talk? Any where you put it in her is gonna be so small and tight, alls she’s going to be able to do, (assuming it’s not THAT hole), is scream…..

  16. anonym

    should’ve drank more milk growing up.

    it’s nice that she’s practical though, driving that Toyota camry

  17. blagh

    I played ball with that dude. he has a good jumper but he kept scratching his balls.

    Commented on this photo:

    Really, who brings their sex toys in public like that?

  19. Suds

    Short, stumpy people sex, midget hopping around on the bed

  20. Mister Ex

    Fuck off haters. Thats what’s wrong with the internet today. Yeah, she’s the ugliest bitch on the planet, who wants to date a short chick anyway, compared all the other 6’0 females who tower over her. Despite being in the norm, she is still not considered not attractive. I guess you all must be married to beauty queens.

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