Hayden Panettiere Brought Her Monster Fetus #Emmys

August 26th, 2014 // 8 Comments

Here’s a pregnant as fuck Hayden Panettiere at the Emmys last night where it was a goddamn miracle her unborn daughter didn’t burst out of her chest and terrorize Sigourney Weaver. Which isn’t so much a joke about the giant’s fetus inside of her (a justifiable curse for stealing his magic beans) as much it’s a comment on how little I know about pregnancy. Case in point, this net I’m holding. Can’t have the little shit laying eggs everywhere.

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    She made the same face the first time she saw Wladimir’s dong.

  2. “I felt a kick… aaaand now I need a new pancreas.”

  3. Marketing Mike

    Just think, she’s almost 2 weeks pregnant.

  4. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage Pregnant Belly 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Am I the only one that can see her nipple through the dress? It’s either a nipple or a pastie.

  5. Kimmykimkim

    Pregnancy is so fucking gross.

  6. +1 on the Aliens metaphor.

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    Cock Dr
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    She looks so happy.
    Kinda scary. Hope that turns out ok for her.
    Human females do take on a lot to perpetuate the species. Thank god for all the modern era conception prevention options. No one should be doing that unless they really really want to.

  8. That baby will be born four inches taller than its mother. And when it passes through her “birth canal” it’s likely to split her right down the middle.

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    Miley Cyrusis aslut
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    I think the kid just gave her a left upper cut to the spleen, given the look on her face…

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    I’m guessing Wladimir banged her so hard she had a stroke.

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    Sack Lunch
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    Remember Jiffy Pop?

  12. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage Pregnant Belly 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    It looks like she’s had her Tori Spelling crater repaired.

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    Back pain
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    “I should not have had that 3rd taco”

  14. i get a feeling that pregnancy is going to be exceptionally rough for her.

  15. Marketing Mike

    Just one more thin mint…..

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