Hayden Panettiere Brought Her Monster Fetus #Emmys
Here’s a pregnant as fuck Hayden Panettiere at the Emmys last night where it was a goddamn miracle her unborn daughter didn’t burst out of her chest and terrorize Sigourney Weaver. Which isn’t so much a joke about the giant’s fetus inside of her (a justifiable curse for stealing his magic beans) as much it’s a comment on how little I know about pregnancy. Case in point, this net I’m holding. Can’t have the little shit laying eggs everywhere.