How Is Hayden Panettiere’s Baby Not Kicking Through Her Stomach Already?

June 24th, 2014 // 10 Comments

Because I’m still trying to work myself up to write about Gary Oldman, here’s an increasingly pregnant (IN THE BEWWWBBSS!1) Hayden Panettiere in Italy over the weekend which I was going to post yesterday but got distracted by such pressing topics as who’s grooming Miley Cyrus‘ vagina and Wiener-Tuck: A Rich Man’s Game. So enjoy these, and see if anyone can figure out if Hayden’s actually walking with her own legs or the baby’s. I honestly don’t know how you could tell.

Photos: CIAO/AKM-GSI

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  1. Hayden Panettiere Pregnant Belly Midriff Wladimir Klitschko
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    Lucky bitch.

    Though there isn’t a man alive I’d have a kid for. Fuck that.

    • JC

      I dunno–I’m not a lady-type-person, but the appeal of a guy who gets punched in the head for a living and either has a cock the size of my torso or a shriveled peanut from steroid abuse seems limited.

      • He’s actually really intelligent, that’s a huge part of the appeal for me. I would be less than thrilled with his career choice, but it’s his choice. Penis size is not something I give a shit about.

  2. Based on these photos, she’s going to end up with enormous boobs.

  3. Hayden Panettiere Pregnant Belly Midriff Wladimir Klitschko
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    I love pregnant women, but she doesn’t look pregnant in that picture, that doesn’t look like a pregnant belly, just a fat belly :(

  4. ace11

    Milo regrets not having that every damn day

  5. Maybe preggo boobs will fix her wonk ass boob job.

  6. Hobbits and Orcs are interbreeding. This is a sign of the end times, people. It’s in Revelations!

  7. Hayden Panettiere Pregnant Belly Midriff Wladimir Klitschko
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    If the baby takes after Wladimir, expect to see a medical first – a birth where the baby is larger than the mother.

  8. Nasty

    This is the last time we’ll see her decent. Tum and vag gonna shred like no tomorrow. Will never look good ever again

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