Hayden Panettiere Has A Giant’s Baby Inside Of Her

May 28th, 2014 // 24 Comments

Her: “WHYYYYYY?! WHY DID I LET YOU DO THIS TO ME?! OH GOD, IT’S CRUSHING MY LIVER! IT’S SIX-WEEKS-OLD HANDS ARE CRUSHING MY LIVER! MIDGETS AND GIANTS AREN’T SUPPOSED TO PROCREATE! I’M SORRY! I’M SORRY, GOD! YOU WERE RIGHT! YOU WERE RIGHT AND WE DEFIED YOUR LAWS! WE DEFIED THEM LIKE FOOLS! WHY CAN’T I FEEL MY SPLEEN?!?”
Him: “I wonder if it’s a boy…”

(Via Us Weekly)

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  1. This baby has serious Khloe Kardashian potential.

  2. Stupid Fucking Liberal

    So it’s a given that she’s always on top during the act, right? Because if he’s on top, what with her being a midget and all, for him at least, it would seem like he was just screwing the mattress.

  3. She’s about to become Ukrainian royalty

  4. Aaaaad now he’s officially off my list.

    Sadness.

    • Mike

      Dude have you seen those pictures of her in that see-through dress with her awful sinkhole implants? Hopefully the breast milk will fill her out.

  5. That’s cool, I am happy for them. They have been together forever.

  6. Her vadge hole is gonna rip all the way to her poop hole in that delivery room. You’re welcome for that image.

  7. That baby is gonna burst out of her stomach like in the movie “Alien”.

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    gumbypokey
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    She has the body of Meg Griffin.

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    eh
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    It’s a boy!

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    Lasagna hog
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    He’s not called Wlad the Impaler for nothing.

  11. Bob

    There’s no way it’s going to be a natural birth.

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    That action figure stand has an unfortunate design. Makes me cross my legs.

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    IdDoThat
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    “HELLO!” …hello… hello… hello…

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    IdDoThat
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    Nice toe. Thank you!

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    IdDoThat
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    “Suck THIS, Bitches!!!”

  16. Hayden Panettiere Implants Bikini Crotch
    IdDoThat
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    “Yes, I’m looking for a little slut about this… OH! There you are, honey!”

  17. Hawk

    Man that giant baby is going to wreck her on the way out.

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    chiver69er
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    This baby is going to come out bigger than she is now.

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    Juniper
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    JEsus- invasive pictures much?

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