Hayden Panettiere Has A Giant’s Baby Inside Of Her

The Superficial / May 28, 2014

Her: “WHYYYYYY?! WHY DID I LET YOU DO THIS TO ME?! OH GOD, IT’S CRUSHING MY LIVER! IT’S SIX-WEEKS-OLD HANDS ARE CRUSHING MY LIVER! MIDGETS AND GIANTS AREN’T SUPPOSED TO PROCREATE! I’M SORRY! I’M SORRY, GOD! YOU WERE RIGHT! YOU WERE RIGHT AND WE DEFIED YOUR LAWS! WE DEFIED THEM LIKE FOOLS! WHY CAN’T I FEEL MY SPLEEN?!?”
Him: “I wonder if it’s a boy…”

(Via Us Weekly)