Hayden Panettiere Will Bring Country Music To Ze Germans

Here’s Hayden Panettiere in Munich yesterday to promote the German premiere of Nashville, her ABC drama about midgets trying to break into country music and the giant penises that threaten to puncture their liver. Which is great because if there’s one thing Germans could use, it’s music promoting a blind, jingoistic love of one’s country. “There’s just not enough nationalism in Germany,” you always hear people named Mel Gibson say.

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