Hayden Panettiere Will Bring Country Music To Ze Germans

June 4th, 2013 // 19 Comments

Here’s Hayden Panettiere in Munich yesterday to promote the German premiere of Nashville, her ABC drama about midgets trying to break into country music and the giant penises that threaten to puncture their liver. Which is great because if there’s one thing Germans could use, it’s music promoting a blind, jingoistic love of one’s country. “There’s just not enough nationalism in Germany,” you always hear people named Mel Gibson say.

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  1. Your summary is once again fucking hilarious! Germans love midgets being punctured by giant penises. But then again, who doesn’t?

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    An Honest
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    What I think seeing this pic: “I’m a big girl with big girl clothes!”

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    Frank Burns
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    “And now for a little song I like to call “There is Sauerkraut in My Lederhosen”.

  4. She’s one of those tiny chicks that’s always wearing like 7 inch heels.

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    dontkillthemessenger
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    She’s the first person to ever say this black one is too small for her.

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    Frank Burns
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    If her brothers Yakko and Wakko were there they could perform the “Schnitzelbank” song again.

  7. Why is it country music songs are always about driving a truck, being done wrong by your lady or man, or exterminating jews?

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    Look, she brought Wladimir Klitschko’s ukulele with her to Germany. How precious!!

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    So I said to Wladimir, “I don’t know whether you want me to lick this or do chin-ups with it!” True story.

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    “Of course I know it’s transparent! Why do you think I wore a bra? Jesus, pal, I’m shooting for Emmy credibility now….”

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    o'chunt
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    She looks good. Damn.

  12. If you watched the show, you’d know that most of the songs are just about love and heartache and crap like that. Maybe someone somewhere is complaining, “Callie Khouri is too much of a Hollywood liberal to put real American country music on TV!” but nobody who matters really gives a shit about country music, anyway.

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    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Her clientele’s favourite greetings pose.

  14. eaeaofn

    Not sure what she did with her face–looking a bit like katherine heigl here

  15. If I can get her to go out with me, I’m trusting the rest of you denizens of The Superficial to arrange for my throat cancer treatments just as soon as possible.

  16. OldGermanDude

    In Germany we call girls of that size “Standgeblaese”.

    And now back to my Bratwurst

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