Hayden Panettiere is Still Banging a Giant and Other News

June 22nd, 2010 // 78 Comments

- Jerry Seinfeld realizes he’s responsible for The Marriage Ref, right? Just checking. [Popeater]

- Megan Fox’s… ass? Maybe. Don’t quote me on that. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Danielle Staub’s face implant singing. [Dlisted]

- Emmy Rossum in leg warmers > Megan Fox’s “ass.” [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kristen Stewart is corsety. [Lainey Gossip]

- Elizabeth Hurley and Salma Hayek’s cleavage should fight in a dome where four breasts enter, only two breasts leave. (Or three. I’m not picky.) [Popoholic]

- Ashley Greene was the prelude to the Disney Labia Hour. [IDLYITW]

- Jeremy London to Jason London: “Why won’t you believe this story I obviously made up?” [The Fab Life]

- Helen Mirren is topless. — WHY?! [The Blemish]

- Vienna Girardi just wanted some cock. Is that a crime? [Huffington Post]

- Heidi Montag should be allowed to statutory rape Justin Bieber. Just for the jail time and look on his face afterward. “Her boobies smelt like my grandma’s couch…” [Amy Grindhouse]

- Nicole Richie had her probation extended? Can’t we tack some of that onto Lindsay’s? [ICYDK]

- Reese Witherspoon just made Jake Gyllenhaal start eating from a feed bag. [Socialite Life]

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  1. Amy
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow. Make sure not to throw stones in your glass house of idiocy, chuck d. I’m sure what you MEANT to write was:

    “BC, you are a dumbass that can’t spell. What, does your mom only let you date tall, fat girls?”

    Learn proper grammar before you start winging insults at others, you freaking n00b.

  2. Giana
    Commented on this photo:

    dang… You know, i’m 5″1, and i like taller guys, but the tallest one that i have liked is 6 foot even, and that isnt that tall. My biggest crush ever was 5″11, which is still verrrrrry tall for me. It was cute though, we were friends and one time he gave me a hug, and i fit right into his arms…. Sorry, just went into lala land there.. heeheehee…. :) So cute. But yeah. He is VERRRRRRRRRRRRRRY tall!

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