Go Debate Hayden Panettiere’s Breasts With Your Brother, Daddy’s Got A Headache

October 17th, 2012 // 24 Comments

Here’s the deal, Photo Boy got drunk and I completely put off sifting through yesterday’s comments for Most Important People entries to tweet Big Love jokes about last night’s debate between President Obama and Governor Ladybinders, so while we caffeinate and get our shit together, why don’t you all have your own spirited debate over whether or not Hayden Panettiere has new tits because that’s the real issue affecting America: Dwarf boobination. Discuss and keep an eye out for single moms. I hear those bitches are packin’.

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  1. Sandoucheky

    I can’t get wood from her after she partook in giant-fucking and becoming a cock-rotisserie chicken

    • Cock Dr

      It’s been a while since she’s been rotisseried. Things have likely settled down by now.
      It just proves that’s she’s very very limber and elastic. These are good qualities to have.
      I cannot participate in the augmentation debate without first seeing a recent bikini photo or topless shot. It would be unfair to speculate without more evidence.

      • Swearin

        It’s not that she’s all that limber, it’s just that her ex-boyfriend/mountain would break her back, legs and/or vagina, and then her crazy healing powers would kick in and fix all of it

  2. Deacon Jones

    They barely look bigger than the old bikini pics.

    If they were new, they’d be up higher, these things take a couple weeks to months to “drop” and settle into place.

  3. new titties or not i would rock her like a hurricane. hobbit humpin’.

  4. Gary Grant

    I can tell the pizza looks like a single slice and not deep dish.

  5. Snack pack

    Don’t care. Would do.

  6. Joaquin ingles

    She’s had fake tits for a while.

  7. tlmck

    I knew this kid was going to be a big deal when she was a 13 year old on Ally McBeal.

  8. kimmykimkim

    I lost my shit when he said binders full of women. That dude is funny. And the poor thing doesn’t even know it.

  9. I wanna know what drinking game Photo Boy was playing during the debates last night. He probably had to take a shot every time Candy Crowley opened her mouth. No wonder he’s drunk.

    • That sounds about right. They stayed sober after the first debate, and then they probably had to do a shot every time Jim Lehrer opened his mouth.

  10. They gotta be fake. She didn’t have these when she was in Remember the Titans.

  11. cc

    I am pretty sure she’s more ‘pencil case’ material.

  12. anonym

    she looks much better here.
    she doesn’t look like a midget

  13. Hayden Panettiere Implants Cleavage
    Errol Flynn's Ghost
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    I want that box!!! Love Pizza…..

  14. I wanna fuck her till her asshole whistles.

  15. Dorthy is not in small titty Kansas anymore.

  16. Hayden Panettiere Implants Cleavage
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    I’m 6′ 4″ and I love my women short like this. It’s a lot of fun to have a small, light partner you can throw around easily.

  17. Hayden Panettiere Implants Cleavage
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    Based on that indented chest, I’d say the odds are likely high these are no longer natural.

  18. El Jefe

    She is a sexy little thing. Hot midget sex, now with more boobs.

  19. Burt

    Looks like she’s had work done on her face.

  20. Bob

    So… Do they mean a second boob job? I know she had one last year or the year before (she admitted to it publicly).

  21. Brooke

    I thought this was Piper Perabo until I read the description. She looks so different with long hair and boobs… I don’t like it. She had a cute, more uniquelook and now she looks like everyone else. Or at least like Piper Perabo…

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