Go Debate Hayden Panettiere’s Breasts With Your Brother, Daddy’s Got A Headache

Here’s the deal, Photo Boy got drunk and I completely put off sifting through yesterday’s comments for Most Important People entries to tweet Big Love jokes about last night’s debate between President Obama and Governor Ladybinders, so while we caffeinate and get our shit together, why don’t you all have your own spirited debate over whether or not Hayden Panettiere has new tits because that’s the real issue affecting America: Dwarf boobination. Discuss and keep an eye out for single moms. I hear those bitches are packin’.

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