Paid for by Americans Against Chicks Having Sex With Giants Because It Just Squishes Their Implants
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“Hi Dr. Rey! I’d like to go with ‘The Spelling,’ please.”
Makes a good cup-holder.
i gotta hankerin’ for some cottage cheese
I bet she doubles in size when that big oaf sticks it to her.
Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to work I go.
for new boobies, they sure aren’t wearing well. Maybe too much Klitschko grabbing
She’s a sturdy little thing, isn’t she? Solidly built, yet still hot. She’s O-K!!!
That’s unfortunate- Happens to all of us, though. Hayden’s in great shape.
Are you retarded?
Italian girls. Always a problem with the fat. Normally they wait until marriage though.
I’m not sure if her arms and legs are too short or her torso too long. She definately looks better in clothes.
The head’s all wrong.
Thought bubble: I just got divorced 6 months ago, 75% of my income goes to the ex, I’ve got these two idiot kids for the weekend, I havent had any sex for 2 years and yet, I would still NOT hit that.
Your kids are idiots ? Shocker.
How come parents with idiot kids never think they might be the cause of some of that idiocy?
Guess I should have said, “Thought bubble over the head of the dude in the background.”
This is a photoshop! Plenty to riff on with the wonk boobs alone; no need to pile on the little elf.
idk if it is or isn’t shopped, but haven’t we seen bikini pics of her pretty recently, and she looked good, no cottage cheese thighs until these? How could she have lost those sweet, supple thighs so fast? We need a fresh round of Hayden bikini pics stat, in the interests of science!
Poor dear, she’s had this problem for a while. Look closely…. closa…
Don’t get me wrong, she’s adorable and my first pick for getting down with a little person.
now the center of her chest is concaved. bad boob job when it looks like that.
And it always floors me that women who get boobjobs, and bad ones at that, are so eager to show off the fakers. Ugh. They’re gross.
they also always think no one can tell – fuck yes we can – they are indeed GROSS
Why couldn’t someone slap some sense into her before she did this?! Like a boxer… Wait a minute!
Is this some sort of April Fools joke?
She’s filling up with Klitschko semen.
Some bottom feeder plastic surgeon gave her pec implants instead of boobs.
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