Hayden Panettiere’s Implants Make Her Look Like A Midget American Gladiator In A Bikini

April 1st, 2013 // 71 Comments

Paid for by Americans Against Chicks Having Sex With Giants Because It Just Squishes Their Implants

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News

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  1. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Butt Cellulite
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    “Hi Dr. Rey! I’d like to go with ‘The Spelling,’ please.”

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    FattyFatty2X4
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    i gotta hankerin’ for some cottage cheese

  3. I bet she doubles in size when that big oaf sticks it to her.

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    elephantman
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    YUK!

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    Weaselmouse
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    Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to work I go.

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    Tim
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    that’s scary

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    Tim
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    for new boobies, they sure aren’t wearing well. Maybe too much Klitschko grabbing

  8. Shemp

    She’s a sturdy little thing, isn’t she? Solidly built, yet still hot. She’s O-K!!!

  9. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Butt Cellulite
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    That’s unfortunate- Happens to all of us, though. Hayden’s in great shape.

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    Snooki's Taint
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    Italian girls. Always a problem with the fat. Normally they wait until marriage though.

  11. Chinto

    I’m not sure if her arms and legs are too short or her torso too long. She definately looks better in clothes.

  12. The head’s all wrong.

  13. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Butt Cellulite
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    Thought bubble: I just got divorced 6 months ago, 75% of my income goes to the ex, I’ve got these two idiot kids for the weekend, I havent had any sex for 2 years and yet, I would still NOT hit that.

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    Mike701
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    Say “Chheeeesssee!”

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    The Superfacial
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    This is a photoshop! Plenty to riff on with the wonk boobs alone; no need to pile on the little elf.

    • idk if it is or isn’t shopped, but haven’t we seen bikini pics of her pretty recently, and she looked good, no cottage cheese thighs until these? How could she have lost those sweet, supple thighs so fast? We need a fresh round of Hayden bikini pics stat, in the interests of science!

      • Kisses4Katie

        Poor dear, she’s had this problem for a while. Look closely…. closa…
        Don’t get me wrong, she’s adorable and my first pick for getting down with a little person.

  16. karlito

    now the center of her chest is concaved. bad boob job when it looks like that.

  17. Inner Retard

    Why couldn’t someone slap some sense into her before she did this?! Like a boxer… Wait a minute!

  18. GJerk

    Is this some sort of April Fools joke?

  19. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Butt Cellulite
    cc
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    She’s filling up with Klitschko semen.

  20. anonymous

    Some bottom feeder plastic surgeon gave her pec implants instead of boobs.

  21. Classy Cunt

    She’s gained a bit of weight.

  22. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Butt Cellulite
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    Did her right thigh bone just pull a “Kevin Ware” ?

  23. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Butt Cellulite
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    Cellulite at her age? I swear they don’t make humans like they used to.

  24. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Butt Cellulite
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    It’s good that she went with smaller sized implants and didn’t overdo it and go for ginormous tits like a lot of idiots out there. It fits her body type perfectly.

  25. I don’t care, hot midget sex.

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    Jenna
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    All men hatin on cellulite can f.ck off. Women are more naturally predetermined to get it, and in the real world, if a woman is hot and has a little cellulite, I’ve never seen a man turn them down because of it.
    Now let’s think about how many of you bald or beer belly trolls are hot enough to ever score a chick that’s even remotely hot, cellulite or no.

    • It’s OK to say “fuck” on this site )

    • Jenna, on behalf of bald, beer belly trolls everywhere, I commend you on your critique.

    • anonymous

      Sounds like Jenna is a fat chick with cellulite married to a beer bellied bald guy.

    • kevin baconator

      Jenna – you obviously have cellulite.

      • Jenna

        Kevin, I am 36 years old, am 5’4″, 118 lbs, run every day and eat a clean diet, and yes, I do have some visible cellulite on my thighs. But not once has it stopped me from getting a guy. That’s what my point is, EVERY WOMAN has cellulite, even if they’re in great shape. Have you ever seen candids of Victoria Secret models? Untouched, even most of them have a touch of cellulite, GASP!

      • Bee

        So? That doesn’t make it any less silly to pick on women for being prone to naturally occurring physical phenomenon that can strike any woman, any time. It’s like you’re shocked that fiction often isn’t similar to reality.

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    Jenna
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    wow, the fact that you just called your two children “idiots” really tells me what kind of human being you are.

  28. Are these shots from Wladimir’s knee cam?

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    The Pope
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    I assume her next operation will be when she has the arc reactor installed.

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    Joe Mahma
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    More Photoshopped cellulite. Awesome.

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    Little Tongue
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    She’s growing a chest hole! Just like Tori Spelling!

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    Skeeter
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    Could have done without the fake boobs but I’d still like to get up inside her asshole.

  33. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Butt Cellulite
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    Hobbits and cellulite, ruined my dinner.

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    the wrecker
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    awww. I want her in my stocking for X-Mess, but why did she think she had to improve on those tiny tots? It’s done. She’s done. We’re all done.

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    the wrecker
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    Stoopid lo-rent boob job dingbat. Fucked up nature when there was no reason. She’ll never work again (in “Entertainment”) so what was the point? Men are only interested in her various innies, not her outies anyway.

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    Smellymagoo
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    If u look close, you can see a tummy tuck scar from hip to hip! Who knew..

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    Interred Ferguson
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    Silly girl…..she didn’t need ‘em
    Oompa Loompa oompa-dee dee…………………

  38. kery

    this girl looks fat and has cellulite!! gross …

  39. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Butt Cellulite
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    This is what happens when you starve yourself and don’t go to the gym. Your body consumes your muscle and you become a sack of cottage cheese. Sure, she looks great from certain angles… But that body is a fucking mess.

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    WTFeva
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    Oh please, it’s so obvious her thigh is photoshopped. And terribly at that. Nobody has a triangle shaped thigh.

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    Lilac
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    why even bother putting small implants in? there’s more chance it will just ruin everything (like the stupid dent she has now) and the boobs don’t even look great

  42. Laura

    90% of women have cellulite. Even models. So give it a rest.

  43. KingDoosher

    Cellulite is fine. But Hollywood is so amazing. When you live there, if you truly don’t give two shitz about any of the business there, there are crazy beautiful young ladies, dumb as a box of dumb rocks, incredibly self-centered, totally insecure, vacant and absolutely clueless about anything outside of their purse or panties, and you can watch them make incredibly ill-informed decisions about themselves and their bodies and their values based on some wacky idea that they are interesting in any way, or that the last hundred years of Hollywood hasn’t seen a million dumb slivers of quim just like them flow in and get flushed out. This dumb girl didn’t need to get bad implants to get someone to fuck her. But she did. Just like the rest.

  44. Do I want a vagina or a fat fold across my penis that felt like a russian waffle iron? So difficult to choose.

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    Bodongo
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    Lol. People are stupid. Look at how tight and smooth her left thigh is. Obvious hack job.

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    Big Balls
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    A tuna salad I’d go for…

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    James
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    It’s sad that this is what passes as someone you woud desire. They ruin their youthful bods with tattoos and lack of exercise. There are far better living next door.

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    sweatbag
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    Looks like Klitschko foreskin rubbed off the back of that leg.

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    art
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    I’d suck on her new Boobs and then take my time eating and sticking my tongue deep in her nice ASS.

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