Are Hayden Panettiere’s Implants Supposed To Look Like That?

After a rough take-off, I grew to love Hayden Panettiere’s implants, but not to the point where I forgot she’s still a woman with other body parts for me to objectify. It was a beautiful symbiotic relationship if there ever was one. Except something’s going terribly wrong because now they’re trying to suck me into a dimensional vortex where on the other side she’s the giant, and I’m the midget in a cheerleader outfit. Although, if I got implants, I could simply slide back to our universe through my own tit-wormhole after learning all of their reverse-human secrets. Make it so! *dives headfirst into monitor, ricochets to the floor unconscious*

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