Hayden Panettiere Is More Than Just Her New Implants, You Guys, She’s Also A Butt
When you think about Hayden Panettiere, the first thing that comes to mind is her cheerleader outfit on Heroes when she was only 16. Then once you realize Chris Hansen can read thoughts, it’s how much she loves sex with giants. So, today, I’d like to propose maybe the first thing you think of from now on is Hayden Panettiere’s butt, and this way she gets treated like a person and no one gets psychic punched by a ninja of the mind.
[Full Disclosure: I’m trying to win the Bold New Male Voice In Modern Feminism Award over at Jezebel, so the response you’re looking for right now is NAILED IT.]