Hayden Panettiere Thinks Her Body Can Survive Birthing Wladimir Klitschko’s Giant Children

April 3rd, 2013 // 81 Comments
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“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
“Hayden, we had sex two days ago.”
“I know. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

Hayden Panettiere‘s in the latest issue of Glamour where she opens up about her intense desire to be a mother which I don’t even need to make a snarky comment about because here’s the size of her fiance and here’s the size of her birth canal is. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve heard tales of how these “fah-gyros” possess an almost superhuman level of elasticity, but c’mon. The kid’ll be taller than she is before they even know the sex. “So what are you having? Wait, never mind, it’s standing up to pee.”

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  1. Hayden Panettiere Implants Bikini Crotch
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    Clearly, adgdf wins. Now stop embarrassing yourselves…

  2. Hayden Panettiere Implants Bikini Crotch
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    “Don Drapers Dad”?…..LOL ! ! !

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    gigi
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    y’all…. Wlad’s been all up in that….

  4. Hayden Panettiere Implants Bikini Crotch
    baccusvd
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    she must have a HUGE vagina

  5. Hayden Panettiere Implants Bikini Crotch
    Swearin
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    Wait, I thought dwarves and giants hated each other? YOU LIED TO ME, EVERQUEST!

  6. Hayden Panettiere Implants Bikini Crotch
    Tinka
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    Oh wow. That’s all that can be said here. Just… Wow.

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    gumbypokey
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    She has the body of Meg Griffin.

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    eh
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    It’s a boy!

  9. Hayden Panettiere Implants Bikini Crotch
    Lasagna hog
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    He’s not called Wlad the Impaler for nothing.

  10. Hayden Panettiere Implants Bikini Crotch
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    That action figure stand has an unfortunate design. Makes me cross my legs.

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    IdDoThat
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    “HELLO!” …hello… hello… hello…

  12. Hayden Panettiere Implants Bikini Crotch
    IdDoThat
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    Nice toe. Thank you!

  13. Hayden Panettiere Implants Bikini Crotch
    IdDoThat
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    “Suck THIS, Bitches!!!”

  14. Hayden Panettiere Implants Bikini Crotch
    IdDoThat
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    “Yes, I’m looking for a little slut about this… OH! There you are, honey!”

  15. Hayden Panettiere Implants Bikini Crotch
    chiver69er
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    This baby is going to come out bigger than she is now.

  16. Hayden Panettiere Implants Bikini Crotch
    Juniper
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    JEsus- invasive pictures much?

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