Hayden Panettiere Thinks Her Body Can Survive Birthing Wladimir Klitschko’s Giant Children

By: The Superficial / April 3, 2013

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
“Hayden, we had sex two days ago.”
“I know. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

Hayden Panettiere’s in the latest issue of Glamour where she opens up about her intense desire to be a mother which I don’t even need to make a snarky comment about because here’s the size of her fiance and here’s the size of her birth canal is. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve heard tales of how these “fah-gyros” possess an almost superhuman level of elasticity, but c’mon. The kid’ll be taller than she is before they even know the sex. “So what are you having? Wait, never mind, it’s standing up to pee.”

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