- Hayden Panettiere‘s in a bikini and something about telling jokes if you somehow made it this far into the sentence. [Esquire]
- And now it’s time to come up with imaginary quotes for how Princess Di would react to Kate Middleton‘s pregnancy. I’ll go first: “I shall use this child as a spear to pierce the queen’s heart. WE RIDE!” [Dlisted]
- Megan Fox is still talking about giving birth because that’s something no woman has ever gone through before. She’s the only one. [Lainey Gossip]
- Wait, women don’t have boobs in the back, too? I will never figure these things out. [theCHIVE]
- I will go so far to say IKEA Monkey is the story of the year – nay – DECADE. It literally has everything, but mostly that coat. [BuzzFeed]
- Does Jessica Alba still qualify as a MILF? I say, “meh,” until she shows up in bikini photos again and we forget this ever happened. [Popoholic]
- Oh, good, you get to see Snooki shart out a baby on her spinoff show. Christmas is saved! [TooFab]
- Paris Hilton‘s boyfriend really loves her money. If only there was a way to bang that instead… [Celebslam]
- And now a moment for Ashley Tisdale‘s butt. [Hollywood Tuna]
- The most Christopher Walken scene of all time. [FilmDrunk]
- Cindy Crawford is still ridiculously hot. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- So there’s going to be a show where Agent Scully is Hannibal Lecter‘s psychiatrist. Why not? [HuffPost Entertainment]
Wait. What are we forgetting about Alba. Because she looks pretty damned good getting coffee.
The only thing wrong with that picture is that she’s not getting that coffee for me.
Jess Alba looks hotter in these pictures, than half the so-called hotties, you post. Time to clean out your eyes, again!
It’s Obvious… from his performance… Christopher Walken is… theMAN!!
Well…that was a lame joke. But I’d pound her wrecked vagina so it’s all good.
She looks polished.
Did they Photoshop that, or did they throw her in a rock tumbler for a couple hours?
If that’s Photoshopped, then they didn’t do a good enough job airbrushing out the Tori Spelling chest-crater she’s developing.
Hayden’s joke would have been funnier if they had dubbed over her voice with the trumpet sound they used to make on Charlie Brown when the parents talked.
IKEA monkey is awesome!
she too short have you ever seen her legs NOT photoshopped version, and where is her neck? She looks like my 10 yearold daughter, not cool.
I didn’t get the joke.
she can pose all she wants; her 15 minutes are over and she knows it
She’ll be doing midget porn by the end of 2013