Good Morning, Hayden Panettiere In A Bikini, And Other News

- Hayden Panettiere’s in a bikini and something about telling jokes if you somehow made it this far into the sentence. [Esquire]

- And now it’s time to come up with imaginary quotes for how Princess Di would react to Kate Middleton’s pregnancy. I’ll go first: “I shall use this child as a spear to pierce the queen’s heart. WE RIDE!” [Dlisted]

- Megan Fox is still talking about giving birth because that’s something no woman has ever gone through before. She’s the only one. [Lainey Gossip]

- Wait, women don’t have boobs in the back, too? I will never figure these things out. [theCHIVE]

- I will go so far to say IKEA Monkey is the story of the year – nay – DECADE. It literally has everything, but mostly that coat. [BuzzFeed]

- Does Jessica Alba still qualify as a MILF? I say, “meh,” until she shows up in bikini photos again and we forget this ever happened. [Popoholic]

- Oh, good, you get to see Snooki shart out a baby on her spinoff show. Christmas is saved! [TooFab]

- Paris Hilton’s boyfriend really loves her money. If only there was a way to bang that instead… [Celebslam]

- And now a moment for Ashley Tisdale’s butt. [Hollywood Tuna]

- The most Christopher Walken scene of all time. [FilmDrunk]

- Cindy Crawford is still ridiculously hot. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- So there’s going to be a show where Agent Scully is Hannibal Lecter’s psychiatrist. Why not? [HuffPost Entertainment]

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