Good Morning, Hayden Panettiere In A Bikini, And Other News

December 13th, 2012 // 13 Comments
Hayden Panettiere Bikini Esquire
WATCH: Hayden Panettiere Poses For Esquire

- Hayden Panettiere‘s in a bikini and something about telling jokes if you somehow made it this far into the sentence. [Esquire]

- And now it’s time to come up with imaginary quotes for how Princess Di would react to Kate Middleton‘s pregnancy. I’ll go first: “I shall use this child as a spear to pierce the queen’s heart. WE RIDE!” [Dlisted]

- Megan Fox is still talking about giving birth because that’s something no woman has ever gone through before. She’s the only one. [Lainey Gossip]

- Wait, women don’t have boobs in the back, too? I will never figure these things out. [theCHIVE]

- I will go so far to say IKEA Monkey is the story of the year – nay – DECADE. It literally has everything, but mostly that coat. [BuzzFeed]

- Does Jessica Alba still qualify as a MILF? I say, “meh,” until she shows up in bikini photos again and we forget this ever happened. [Popoholic]

- Oh, good, you get to see Snooki shart out a baby on her spinoff show. Christmas is saved! [TooFab]

- Paris Hilton‘s boyfriend really loves her money. If only there was a way to bang that instead… [Celebslam]

- And now a moment for Ashley Tisdale‘s butt. [Hollywood Tuna]

- The most Christopher Walken scene of all time. [FilmDrunk]

- Cindy Crawford is still ridiculously hot. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- So there’s going to be a show where Agent Scully is Hannibal Lecter‘s psychiatrist. Why not? [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. it had to be said

    Wait. What are we forgetting about Alba. Because she looks pretty damned good getting coffee.

  2. #Liloisamoron

    Jess Alba looks hotter in these pictures, than half the so-called hotties, you post. Time to clean out your eyes, again!

  3. Moo Cow Hunter

    It’s Obvious… from his performance… Christopher Walken is… theMAN!!

  4. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Well…that was a lame joke. But I’d pound her wrecked vagina so it’s all good.

  5. Cock Dr

    She looks polished.
    Did they Photoshop that, or did they throw her in a rock tumbler for a couple hours?

  6. Deacon Jones

    Hayden’s joke would have been funnier if they had dubbed over her voice with the trumpet sound they used to make on Charlie Brown when the parents talked.

  7. blurpyfart

    IKEA monkey is awesome!

  8. Mike

    she too short have you ever seen her legs NOT photoshopped version, and where is her neck? She looks like my 10 yearold daughter, not cool.

  9. Padro

    I didn’t get the joke.

  10. Mama Pinkus

    she can pose all she wants; her 15 minutes are over and she knows it

  11. MidgetPornFan

    She’ll be doing midget porn by the end of 2013

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