Hey! Why don’t you stick to your own kind, Hayden Panettiere?
(Alright, Peter Dinklage, she’s practically putty in your hands. Now what I’m going need you to do is put on this Robin costume and ride in this sidecar attached to a motorcycle I hastily put cardboard wings on to look like the Batcycle per the agreement you’re just now finding out we made in my head. Trust me, it’s all very legal.)
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Soooo…. she’s Grumpy, right?
The dude, of course. Everyone knows elves aren’t real.
hahaha i was looking at an article where “Robert Pattinson is insecure about his body” and he was making this weird face, then this picture of this dude ops up, so scary! look and tell me it’s not uncanny:
http://www.celebitchy.com/220381/robert_pattinson_is_really_insecure_about_his_body_hes_trying_to_quit_smoking/
I thought that WAS him! Isn’t RPatz in Hawaii right about this time trying to learn how to surf?
‘Roids, eh?
“Selena Gomez is staying here too? GREAT.”
There’s a face that’s just asking for a Hot Karl. Get me her mother on the phone!
Here you go, if I’m not back in five , start without me.
She represents the Lollypop Guild
Clearly arranging the meat in their sandwich.
Good thing there’s a bottle of lotion near by.
It rubs the lotion on its skin
No its just a shadow. She has real boobs and there very small. Sweat and weird lighting can make that happen to a womans chest, especially if she is skinny
Ugh! When did she ruin herself with breast implants? Gross. They look like Tori Spelling’s and Paula Abdul’, with that disgusting “wrinkles” in the middle of her breasts. She looked fine before, now she’s ruined.
I’d bang this midget.
Geez, that Mickey Rourke is EVERYWHERE these days. Does the man ever sleep!!!
What an awkward picture… looks like a bug running.
How the hell do you play tennis barefoot?
^Jealous fat women have no voice….
She has the disgusting Tori Spelling implants hole in her chest just waiting there
May not be that big, but looks good to me…
I don’t know, butt she does it sooooo well. She so hot, I love short women.
Really!!!!!!
no…those are implants. she USED to have real boobs.
I met her when I worked for delta airlines. She’s a genuinely nice person to have taken the time to give me a pic with her. I still have it on my phone. So back off. She’s a great girl and I’m glad she’s having a fun time and giving us a look at that gorgeous body. She’s tiny though in person. And without much makeup you wouldn’t know it was her. So chances are you’ve been on a plane with her and didn’t know it…
Mmmm, what a hot little sex-monkey. I would wrap those muscley frog legs around me. I can taste the sweat on her neck from here…
My guess is she always goes after giant sized men because she needs a big old 9 inch beer can sized cock to satisfy her. if the rumors about her life as a child prostitute are true, the elastic on her little fuckhole got all stretched out from the variety of men. Now she needs a big dick so it isnt banging against the cunt walls, but put slamming her hard like an oiled piston instead. I wonder if she takes those cocks up the ass too
WOW, packin heat and meat
Prime time viewing right there.
Better than any episode of “Heroes” I’ve ever seen.
I love this midget white girl.
I love seeing this chick in her underwear and bikinis, because you can always make out the outline of her pussy lips. She has a nice fat box, I would be eating at the Y everyday all day, if I was with her.
nice to see fish keeping this site classy!
crowbar ass for sure
needs a tramp stamp to complete the look. Maybe some cherries on the belly too!
Good thing there is no smell-o-vision
I’m sorry little fella, I don’t speak elvish.
She looks good in the orange bikini, but the black one is not very flattering.
It’s too bad that all you mouth breathing, monkey beating, basement boys have never seen or felt real tits. They’re not perfect,
they change with the tides, and one is usually bigger than the other.
Hayden’s are real and wonderful.
Clearly youve never seen a woman with breast implants
I’d love to sniff her fingers and fuck her tight brown eye until my cock hurts!
O YEA
I DID I DID ZOOM THATS PRIME MONKEY
Wow, even her hair looks defeated.
Simply. Awesome.
Superficial Banner girl makes appearance! Much love!
Wow…
Fish knew what he was doing when he put her face on the banner. She’s got it everywhere!
Who gives a fuck. Hayden is toight.
Holy shit she’s freaking insanely hot.
wow
Regarding the Boob thing: Think about this – under boobies are muscles, and look at the muscles in her upper chest, neck and shoulders. The weird looking dents are PEC muscles.
Stay away from ANY girl who gives sanchez some pussy.
Your post ctapeurs the issue perfectly!
Monkey likes….really likes…
Worst celebrity body. She’s like a 12 year old boy.