It’s Hayden Panettiere In a Bikini

April 12th, 2012 // 134 Comments

Hey! Why don’t you stick to your own kind, Hayden Panettiere?

(Alright, Peter Dinklage, she’s practically putty in your hands. Now what I’m going need you to do is put on this Robin costume and ride in this sidecar attached to a motorcycle I hastily put cardboard wings on to look like the Batcycle per the agreement you’re just now finding out we made in my head. Trust me, it’s all very legal.)

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

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    Hugh Jaynis
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    Ouch, looks like she’s got that Tori Spelling boob dent thing going on.

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    Manning's Stem Cells
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    The hidden portal to Narnia

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    Manning's Stem Cells
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    The guy with the hat just discovered where she hides her lucky charms

  4. Girl Here

    Ummmm, who the fuck plays tennis in a bikini and sandals?

    She wouldn’t be dressed like that to attract attention and try to remind people that she still exists, would she? Nooooo, that can’t be it.

  5. ace11

    Wow
    what a great little body on her
    and it is still not even in it’s prime yet

  6. Mr. Milt

    I would love to squirt inside her, but my ejaculate alone would double her current body weight.

  7. jhfjf

    Greatest day of my life!

    • thatdude

      She dated the 6 ft 7 in heavyweight box champion Wladimir. In the immortal words of Stewie Griffin, it’s gonna be like “throwing a hotdog down a hallway”

  8. Dick Hell

    Just in case anyone is interested, that is a miniature tennis court and the net is only 15 inches high. What? You didn’t think little people liked sports?

  9. dooood

    idk.. i think the duffster managed to pull off being a sexy rectangle shaped woman way better than this chick

  10. JPC

    Her forehead is so big, her hand doesn’t even cover half of it….

    But yes…..I still totally would…..in a heartbeat.

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    Jiminy Cryptic
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    This is when under-the-muscle implants become painfully obvious.

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    henry hill
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    only the first of many balls she’ll be catchin’ today.

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    henry hill
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    steven tyler is sad he didn’t get any sunblock.

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    henry hill
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    there goes my shot at the midget barefoot ping pong finals!

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    maeby
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    She’s got the Tory Spelling going on. yikes.

  16. Alex

    Call me crazy, but I have a feeling this girl is a HUGE slut.

  17. El Jefe

    This is so desperate of her and I for one applaud it. Time to man up and release a sex tape now Hayden.

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    Deacon Jones
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    Uhhh, whose foot and hand is that? The “receivee”?

  19. Nina

    I think she’s obviously hot. No one would throw her out of bed, but she’s just a little too fit for my taste. Not enough hips, or giggle, or tits. Very basic, biological female.

  20. Sean

    Those are some weird looking implants. She should have avoided them.

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    Deacon Jones
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    “…and then I’d put my hands on the back of his butt like this, and start suc–”

    “alright, alright, I get it. Vladimir was fucking taller than me”

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    Hank E. Ring
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    Every time a guy has something nice to look at, there will always be another woman trying to ruin his enjoyment.

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    little turtle head
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    Hayden let me help you with that…. (Inserts tongue now)

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    Capri Sunset
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    Implants! (Who knew?)

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    El Jefe
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    Her mom is thinking here, “this bitch is costing me money. She should be out giving blow jobs to producers and directors for cash rather than out here screwing around on the tennis court.”

  26. thespiral

    Somewhere Robert Downey Jr. is blogging some catty gossip while furiously fapping.

  27. I’m glad to see ping pong has made a comeback…

  28. Deacon Jones

    I would definitely not let her leave the hotel room the whole time I was there.

    But man, having to follow that man beast Vladimir? I have to admit, it would be pretty intimidating

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    slippinx12
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    Can someone be a gentleman and peel the lady’s orange?

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    Cock Dr
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    She’s talented.

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    stacy
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    Those titties are just too small to bounce.

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    stacy
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    Use the Zoom!!!

  33. p216

    She is SO hot. Does anyone have her mom’s number so I can book an appointment?

  34. damien

    great body..but i need a bag for her face…..where is that misspelled tattoo at?…lets find it

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    stacy
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    LOVE that expression.

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    stacy
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    So, which person is that guy fantazising about?

  37. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Tennis Scotty McKnight
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    Without pockets, where else would she put her spare tennis balls?

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    stacy
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    A cute little Wood Nymph.

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    stacy
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    Such a cute little ass.

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    Fondue
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    Why do women ruin their skin with such terrible tattoos?

  41. Dannuuuu

    This looks like the exact same place Jennifer Love Hewitt played tennis and basketball in a bikini and heels herself a few years back. Does Hayden also have three rings at the ready?

  42. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Tennis Scotty McKnight
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    The Lollipop Guild is always unhappy, even in Hawaii.

  43. Midget sex! I want one!!!

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    Phil
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    When I was with the giant Boxer, I walked like this.

  45. Sheppy

    She’s just plain hot.
    *Dreams…*

  46. anonym

    bikinis should be the standard official attire for the women’s tennis tournaments.

    maria sharapova, and a few other hotties, playing tennis in bikinis = good

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    GrandDragon
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    Ohhh! So I was supposed to go through puberty 10 years ago? I feel so dumb.

  48. SeeAlice

    She looks thinner .

  49. Tom

    I’d need at least a six pack of Stella before even considering having sex with that.

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    Joe Blow
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    You can tell she’s used to looking up and seeing balls coming at her face.

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