Hey! Why don’t you stick to your own kind, Hayden Panettiere?
(Alright, Peter Dinklage, she’s practically putty in your hands. Now what I’m going need you to do is put on this Robin costume and ride in this sidecar attached to a motorcycle I hastily put cardboard wings on to look like the Batcycle per the agreement you’re just now finding out we made in my head. Trust me, it’s all very legal.)
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
Ouch, looks like she’s got that Tori Spelling boob dent thing going on.
Pectus excavatum
*Sparks erupt from McBeef’s wand*
I was gonna say…uniboob alert!
The hidden portal to Narnia
The guy with the hat just discovered where she hides her lucky charms
i’d smell that tight little ass so hard, i’d get shit in my brain!
Ummmm, who the fuck plays tennis in a bikini and sandals?
She wouldn’t be dressed like that to attract attention and try to remind people that she still exists, would she? Nooooo, that can’t be it.
Bar Raf does it in her undies. and she does it better. maybe cuz she wears tennis shoes? or maybe cuz Bar does everything better than her.
Bar does it to sell undies. Hayden does it to sell her body.
tell me where i can buy bar’s undies and i’ll show you how to sniff a hole through fabric.
i know right?
sandles?
what was she thinking?
Wow
what a great little body on her
and it is still not even in it’s prime yet
I would love to squirt inside her, but my ejaculate alone would double her current body weight.
Greatest day of my life!
She dated the 6 ft 7 in heavyweight box champion Wladimir. In the immortal words of Stewie Griffin, it’s gonna be like “throwing a hotdog down a hallway”
Just in case anyone is interested, that is a miniature tennis court and the net is only 15 inches high. What? You didn’t think little people liked sports?
I thought she was playing on a ping pong table.
idk.. i think the duffster managed to pull off being a sexy rectangle shaped woman way better than this chick
Her forehead is so big, her hand doesn’t even cover half of it….
But yes…..I still totally would…..in a heartbeat.
This is when under-the-muscle implants become painfully obvious.
only the first of many balls she’ll be catchin’ today.
steven tyler is sad he didn’t get any sunblock.
there goes my shot at the midget barefoot ping pong finals!
She’s got the Tory Spelling going on. yikes.
Call me crazy, but I have a feeling this girl is a HUGE slut.
This is so desperate of her and I for one applaud it. Time to man up and release a sex tape now Hayden.
Uhhh, whose foot and hand is that? The “receivee”?
Did you not notice his hat, chin, and arm
I think she’s obviously hot. No one would throw her out of bed, but she’s just a little too fit for my taste. Not enough hips, or giggle, or tits. Very basic, biological female.
Those are some weird looking implants. She should have avoided them.
“…and then I’d put my hands on the back of his butt like this, and start suc–”
“alright, alright, I get it. Vladimir was fucking taller than me”
Nice.
Every time a guy has something nice to look at, there will always be another woman trying to ruin his enjoyment.
Testify!!! Can I get an AMEN!? Jealous hags are a scourge.
Hayden let me help you with that…. (Inserts tongue now)
Implants! (Who knew?)
Who cares.
Her mom is thinking here, “this bitch is costing me money. She should be out giving blow jobs to producers and directors for cash rather than out here screwing around on the tennis court.”
Someone’s getting pimp-slapped tonight.
Somewhere Robert Downey Jr. is blogging some catty gossip while furiously fapping.
I’m glad to see ping pong has made a comeback…
I would definitely not let her leave the hotel room the whole time I was there.
But man, having to follow that man beast Vladimir? I have to admit, it would be pretty intimidating
I’m already tired of hearing my wife tell me “Are you in yet?” – why would I go looking for someone new to humiliate me?
Can someone be a gentleman and peel the lady’s orange?
She’s talented.
Those titties are just too small to bounce.
Use the Zoom!!!
She is SO hot. Does anyone have her mom’s number so I can book an appointment?
great body..but i need a bag for her face…..where is that misspelled tattoo at?…lets find it
LOVE that expression.
So, which person is that guy fantazising about?
Without pockets, where else would she put her spare tennis balls?
A cute little Wood Nymph.
Such a cute little ass.
Why do women ruin their skin with such terrible tattoos?
That’s a bar code. I scanned it with my phone’s RedLaser app and it took me to http://www.midgetporntube.com
I was thinking the same thing. It looks so stupid.
This looks like the exact same place Jennifer Love Hewitt played tennis and basketball in a bikini and heels herself a few years back. Does Hayden also have three rings at the ready?
The Lollipop Guild is always unhappy, even in Hawaii.
Midget sex! I want one!!!
When I was with the giant Boxer, I walked like this.
She’s just plain hot.
*Dreams…*
bikinis should be the standard official attire for the women’s tennis tournaments.
maria sharapova, and a few other hotties, playing tennis in bikinis = good
The Williams sisters wearing bikinis = bad
Ohhh! So I was supposed to go through puberty 10 years ago? I feel so dumb.
She looks thinner .
I’d need at least a six pack of Stella before even considering having sex with that.
You can tell she’s used to looking up and seeing balls coming at her face.