Somewhere James Cameron is kicking himself for not thinking of this first. PopEater reports:
Singer Katy Perry will be featured in a film based on the ‘Smurfs.’ Perry is in negotiations to voice the role of Smurfette, one of those huggably blue creatures created by Belgian cartoonist Pierre Culliford in 1958, reports Variety. Others attached to the project include Neil Patrick Harris from ‘How I Met Your Mother’ and British actor Alan Cumming.
Finally! Now I can tell people at Starbucks I masturbate to Smurfette without them running out the door with their children.
And flagging down a patrol car. CHEESE IT!
Photos: Getty, Splash News, WireImage
John | March 5, 2010 at 3:08 pm
FIRST!! I would do dirty things to her
He's in the pants | March 5, 2010 at 3:09 pm
I’d do her based on the mere fact that she’s the Zooey Deschanel that would open her legs that much easier.
Cheers, Katy
yummy | March 5, 2010 at 3:15 pm
Id eat her pussy for 2 days straight
azzman | March 5, 2010 at 3:19 pm
look at them gozongas!
LOOT AT THEM!
Richard McBeef | March 5, 2010 at 3:21 pm
Big titties +
dog face -
flat ass -
i’d hit from behind then ask it to make me sandwich.
Also, NPH is from Doogie Howser not from How I Fucked Your Mother.
Gunts | March 5, 2010 at 3:22 pm
notice the flesh colored plastic wrap on her stomach. I wonder what evils lurk beneath?
pimp | March 5, 2010 at 3:57 pm
i’d love to nut in her ass…
Marcus Parrish | March 5, 2010 at 4:04 pm
I’d have to sand blast the “Sack of Magic And Wand” off of her ass first be then, oh the things I would d-d-dooooo…oops. Next time.
dadgummit | March 5, 2010 at 4:05 pm
This whore looks as dumb as a monkey banging two cans together.
Speaking of cans though…
flabergast | March 5, 2010 at 4:15 pm
Hell yeah, as long as they give Smurfette Katy’s awesome clevage I’m game… god how I love a nice set of tits
dadgummit | March 5, 2010 at 4:23 pm
“god how I love a nice set of tits ”
Words of wisdom. I hope to have it etched on my gravestone.
Beetlejuice | March 5, 2010 at 5:10 pm
I would eat her asshole out for hours.
Johnny Walker | March 5, 2010 at 5:13 pm
@12 – You know there is probably poop in there right?
Dread not | March 5, 2010 at 5:38 pm
So, Katy Perry is going to play the cartoon version of a little blue whore who services every single male smurf in a village? Cool. I’d smurf the living shit out of her.
ali | March 5, 2010 at 5:45 pm
Very very ugly… *sigh*
Mr. Nice Guy | March 5, 2010 at 8:24 pm
God I would love to Kiss her Girls, and everything else!
Jeff | March 6, 2010 at 12:59 am
and why is this almost 10 with russel brand?
perfectten | March 6, 2010 at 4:05 am
Probably in India, she’s the perfect 10, Hollywood against Bollywood branding!
captain america | March 6, 2010 at 5:05 am
she has tiny balls?
memory stick | March 6, 2010 at 5:11 am
aty Perry is going to play the cartoon version of a little blue whore who services every single male smurf in a village?
BobC | March 6, 2010 at 5:22 am
Wonder twins unite. :O)
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Nameless | March 6, 2010 at 6:53 am
This is a cartoon movie right? Why the hell would Katy Perry need a full body makeup artist for a vocal gig?
The actually should get Zooey Deschanel. Not only can she sing, but she’s got a sexier speaking voice than Katy.
Zeke | March 6, 2010 at 8:03 am
She looks so f*ckin’ good in that third pic. Even WITH the wonky eye.
Dread not | March 6, 2010 at 10:13 am
How much more attention would be payed to her if Lady Nah-ah never showed up? Hmmm…..
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gen | March 6, 2010 at 1:57 pm
I think she’s beautiful. I just wish she never wore bangs. EVER.
Dread not | March 6, 2010 at 3:42 pm
She’s got handles on her hips in the first pic. That’s just so cool.
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Alli Watermelon | March 7, 2010 at 12:41 pm
Have you guys seen her on the PROACTIVE commercials? I think she’s beautiful regardless…but man, on the commercial she looks awesome. She isn’t wearing so much make up.
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Not too long ago this girl did see the light.Before she was a gospel singer.
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Classic case about good girls gone bad. . . *Wakes up* Wait?! Gone good?!
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