Somewhere James Cameron is kicking himself for not thinking of this first. PopEater reports:
Singer Katy Perry will be featured in a film based on the ‘Smurfs.’ Perry is in negotiations to voice the role of Smurfette, one of those huggably blue creatures created by Belgian cartoonist Pierre Culliford in 1958, reports Variety. Others attached to the project include Neil Patrick Harris from ‘How I Met Your Mother’ and British actor Alan Cumming.
Finally! Now I can tell people at Starbucks I masturbate to Smurfette without them running out the door with their children.
And flagging down a patrol car. CHEESE IT!