Have I mentioned I’m a full-body make-up artist?

March 5th, 2010 // 44 Comments

Somewhere James Cameron is kicking himself for not thinking of this first. PopEater reports:

Singer Katy Perry will be featured in a film based on the ‘Smurfs.’ Perry is in negotiations to voice the role of Smurfette, one of those huggably blue creatures created by Belgian cartoonist Pierre Culliford in 1958, reports Variety. Others attached to the project include Neil Patrick Harris from ‘How I Met Your Mother’ and British actor Alan Cumming.

Finally! Now I can tell people at Starbucks I masturbate to Smurfette without them running out the door with their children.

And flagging down a patrol car. CHEESE IT!

Photos: Getty, Splash News, WireImage
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  1. John

    FIRST!! I would do dirty things to her

  2. He's in the pants

    I’d do her based on the mere fact that she’s the Zooey Deschanel that would open her legs that much easier.

    Cheers, Katy

  3. yummy

    Id eat her pussy for 2 days straight

  4. look at them gozongas!

    LOOT AT THEM!

  5. Richard McBeef

    Big titties +
    dog face -
    flat ass -

    i’d hit from behind then ask it to make me sandwich.

    Also, NPH is from Doogie Howser not from How I Fucked Your Mother.

  6. Gunts

    notice the flesh colored plastic wrap on her stomach. I wonder what evils lurk beneath?

  7. pimp

    i’d love to nut in her ass…

  8. I’d have to sand blast the “Sack of Magic And Wand” off of her ass first be then, oh the things I would d-d-dooooo…oops. Next time.

  9. dadgummit

    This whore looks as dumb as a monkey banging two cans together.

    Speaking of cans though…

  10. flabergast

    Hell yeah, as long as they give Smurfette Katy’s awesome clevage I’m game… god how I love a nice set of tits

  11. dadgummit

    “god how I love a nice set of tits ”

    Words of wisdom. I hope to have it etched on my gravestone.

  12. Beetlejuice

    I would eat her asshole out for hours.

  13. Johnny Walker

    @12 – You know there is probably poop in there right?

  14. Dread not

    So, Katy Perry is going to play the cartoon version of a little blue whore who services every single male smurf in a village? Cool. I’d smurf the living shit out of her.

  15. ali

    Very very ugly… *sigh*

  16. Mr. Nice Guy

    God I would love to Kiss her Girls, and everything else!

  17. Jeff

    and why is this almost 10 with russel brand?

  18. perfectten

    Probably in India, she’s the perfect 10, Hollywood against Bollywood branding!

  19. captain america

    she has tiny balls?

  20. aty Perry is going to play the cartoon version of a little blue whore who services every single male smurf in a village?

  21. Wonder twins unite. :O)

  22. daisy

    ugly internet retards unite.

  23. Nameless

    This is a cartoon movie right? Why the hell would Katy Perry need a full body makeup artist for a vocal gig?

    The actually should get Zooey Deschanel. Not only can she sing, but she’s got a sexier speaking voice than Katy.

  24. Zeke

    She looks so f*ckin’ good in that third pic. Even WITH the wonky eye.

  25. Dread not

    How much more attention would be payed to her if Lady Nah-ah never showed up? Hmmm…..

  26. ugly internet retards unite.

  27. gen

    I think she’s beautiful. I just wish she never wore bangs. EVER.

  28. Dread not

    She’s got handles on her hips in the first pic. That’s just so cool.

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  30. RtSS

    She kissed a girl, and I liked it!!! I’d do ya Katie until you walked bow-legged. Your eyes would roll back in your eye sockets. I’d then flip you over and do you some more. Oh, and I’d let you slurp on my schlong, too. So, an ‘all access’ pass to any of your three major wet, moist pleasure holes.

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  35. Have you guys seen her on the PROACTIVE commercials? I think she’s beautiful regardless…but man, on the commercial she looks awesome. She isn’t wearing so much make up.

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  37. Rhialto

    Not too long ago this girl did see the light.Before she was a gospel singer.

  38. Nero

    Classic case about good girls gone bad. . . *Wakes up* Wait?! Gone good?!

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  40. Boogeyman King Dong

    What age dat girl?!

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