Have You Seen This Rihanna?

Full Disclosure: This post is entirely an excuse to post more paparazzi photos of Rihanna’s Butt Sex Jamboree thus driving revenue through pageview interactions. However, you could also look it at as a concerned plea to locate Rihanna who hasn’t updated her Instagram since Kadooment Day which seems about right. So if she’s passed out somewhere in your house, or inside a car that’s been floating in the ocean for two days while possibly on fire, kindly roll Rihanna out into the street so her people can collect her. That way we can watch her anus bless your island nation all over again next year. And if that’s not asking nice enough, THE BUTT GODS DEMAND IT.

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