Has Lindsay™ Always Been This Hot?

March 29th, 2011 // 217 Comments

Because cocaine has been proven in clinical studies to induce an over-inflated sense of self-worth (See: Blood, Tiger.), Lindsay™ decided to vamp it up for the paparazzi this afternoon while leaving her house in Venice Beach. You know, because she’s a beautiful, young actress, lusted after by men and women alike. Which is also why a walking lesbian gargoyle won’t lick her vagina anymore. She’s too intimated.

SAM: Lindsay, I want to be with you, but you’re so super hot I had to see other people and punch you in the mouth whenever you broke into my house and climbed into my bed.
LINDSAY: I forgive you, but only ’cause I’m so pretty.
SAM: Let’s get married!

(How that works in her mind.)

Photos: Fame


  1. uncle ruckus

    That gave me a full body heebie-jeebie. Vom!

  2. boo-de-sac

    Is it possible someone is ‘retouching’ these photos, but not in a good way? She can’t look *that* busted, can she??

    • I’ve heard of people doing that. but there are too many photos of them. usually when someone doctors a pic in an unflattering way it’s usually one pic of them. not 15. she looks better in some pics. looks like the ;ighting busted her face up.

      But think of it. If any of you guys had the chance to fuck her. this is the face you will see while your dick is banging away in her .

      • Deacon Jones

        Would we be allowed to put makeup on her while we’re doing it?

      • The Critical Crassness

        That’s why they make paper bags, LD. At this point, Lohan has started to look a whole lot more like the Zohan! Oh shit, she was dropping th eLohan and keeping the Lindsay, wasn’t she? My bad!

      • Puddin' Taine

        Meh, I’ve seen worse, she’s looking used up but I’d still give her a once (or twice) over

      • dpbefun

        Banging out 7 gram rocks and WINNING is taking it’s toll.

    • Decon Jones: no. you gotta fuck and cum while looking straight at her face. and no long blinking or eye closing during it. the moment your dick head touches her vagina to the point where you cum you must be looking at her face.

      also a bonus points is where you will get an errection from just looking at her face. without a bag , without makeup and without any photos of her elsewhere. in fact there will be no pics of any chicks anywhere where you drop a load in her.

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  4. Euroman

    Fish; if you think she is hot you must have dropped your standards so low you will need a deep sea diver to raise them. She looks about 42 in these pictures. How old is she anyway?

  5. Lindsay Lohan
    Your Gynecologist
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    wtf… Is he standing in a hole?

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  8. See Alice

    She used to be so hot ! What a drug hag .

  9. hello

    The saddest part is that she still thinks she’s hot. If it were me, I would be hiding my face and running from the camera.

  10. Daaaayum… she’s half my age with twice the crows feet, infinitely more sun spots.. and well i can still drink and get high ;) Oddly enuf, turned off my twitter from her just this morning cos of it all being spam.

    Maybe just do her from behind now… In fact i might start using condoms

  11. kurgen99

    Yeah, she looks like she’s 50.

  12. kz

    She’s really her mom’s clone.

  13. Juano

    Yikes! Perfect example of what too much booze, coke and sun will do to you. She looks like her mother, a 45 year old used to be attractive woman.

  14. Eric

    “Ben… Degobah…”

  15. nothing like the drug dealer getting some camera time…

  16. Lindsay Lohan
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    Wonder what’s she’s getting per trick. Hopefully this registers in her brain as hitting bottom

  17. herbiefrog

    lol fish…

    clever morphing… is that the right words ? : )))

  18. cocoa j


  19. A perfect example as to why I will never do drugs.

  20. Mr Obvious

    Hillary Clinton is looking pretty good these days. Oh…it’s the face of meth. Kids this is why you should stay off drugs.

  21. Some Girl

    Jesus Christ. You shouldn’t post something like this unless you’ve got a shit ton of bikini shots to balance it out.

  22. Lindsay Lohan
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    Bruised cheek and black eyes. Some one beat the crap out of her. She’s all smiles though. So she won obviously.

  23. I miss the Juliet Lewis bikini photos.

  24. Lindsay Lohan
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    never share your works.

  25. Lindsay Lohan
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    Josh Duhamel isn’t ashamed to be seen with Lindsay. He figures at least this one has a vagina.

  26. Colin

    So, by “vamp it up” you mean, “she’s a vampire,” right? I’m assuming she drinks tiger blood.

  27. VV

    I literally gasped when the picture came up. These shots must be for her ‘Intervention’ audition. I hear A&E is really specific about what kind of coke-head they try and help.

  28. Lindsay Lohan
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    Ah good, all my hair didn’t fall out in the shower.

  29. Lindsay Lohan
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    There is something very familiar about these pictures. I feel like we’ll be seeing her on UStream and passing out freebies on George Lopez within the month.

  30. Lindsay Lohan
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    Bad posture=insecure. Insecurity and arrogance are two sides of the same coin.

  31. Lindsay Lohan
    Hey now
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    Faces of Meth? I say Faces of Hottttttt!

    (ok, not really)

  32. kill_it

    She looks just like her daddy. By that I mean an old-ass white man with a drug problem.

  33. Lindsay Lohan
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    What! is she wearing?

  34. a guy in his 40′s or 50′s will feel like a May-december relationship with her. although he will feel like May.

  35. Lindsay Lohan
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    If I saw her in the mall I would think she was 38 years old. She’s only 33, correct?

  36. Lindsay Lohan
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    Is that a coke booger?

  37. TUY

    Higher receding hairline than mine – and I’m a bald dude.

  38. Doc Scweinstrudel


  39. Lindsay Lohan
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    God, it’s like looking at death right in the eyes.

  40. Frank

    cocaine is a helluva drug.

  41. LJ

    She doesn’t look a day under 50.

  42. That Guy

    Heeeeeeeeeeere’s Lindsay!

  43. Lindsay Lohan
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    this is so sad!! she used to be so pretty!! now she looks like a 50 year old woman! someone needs to tell this girl to eat a cheeseburger. and bring back the red hair/ fair skin. she looks like she has mud on her face!!!

  44. Wow. Makeup really IS magic. I am gonna assume her usual concealer is made by David Copperfield… And she has obviously run out.

  45. DKNY

    When did Gollum and Renee Zellweger have a baby?

  46. Lindsay Lohan
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    When Britney looks like the more successful, well adjusted person, you have problems.

  47. Lindsay Lohan
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    Did anyone else notice that her boobs are drooping down to her belly button?

  48. miz

    poor lindsay she had such potential! too bad she looks like a leather bag she really needs to stop partying and start eating and start making wise choices before she ends up like tara reid posing for playboy and telling everyone she’s going to be staring in the next mean girls. ARE YOU READING THIS LINDSAY!!!!!!!

  49. Lindsay Lohan
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    Mattel should model a new doll after her called “Crypt Keeper Barbie.”

  50. Lindsay Lohan
    oh i know
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    where are this “girl’s” pupils??? she’s STILL taking something, c’mom!!!

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