Harry Morton grabs Lindsay Lohan’s breast in public

September 5th, 2006 // 38 Comments
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Comments (38)

  1. griffmills | September 5, 2006 at 8:11 am

    YUCK!!!

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  2. Zanna | September 5, 2006 at 8:11 am

    I said it on Spankcheeks (http://spankcheeks.blogspot.com)and I’ll say it here too.

    As a breastily gifted woman, all I know is all my boyfriends grab my boobs and all my boyfriends wives are pissed about it.

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  3. I Will Eat Your Children | September 5, 2006 at 8:11 am

    *sigh* 2nd

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  4. I Will Eat Your Children | September 5, 2006 at 8:13 am

    okay then 3rd….

    First ass grabbing then simulating BJ, now this, by Friday i expect to see Harrys tallywhacker flailing in the wind.

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  5. dupababy | September 5, 2006 at 8:14 am

    the dude’s the creme de la creme.. why else would he be hanging with the skank de la skank? unless of course, he’s really banksy??? doesn’t he kind of look like him???

    http://www.stingybitches.com/stardumb.html

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  6. jrzmommy | September 5, 2006 at 8:16 am

    JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! ENOUGH! BIG DEAL! Tom Cruise apologized to Brooke Shields and all Superficial can come up with is yet more pictures of the same two people he left us with yesterday. Wow! How fucking thought provoking. How cutting-edge.

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  7. Zanna | September 5, 2006 at 8:21 am

    I said it on Spankcheeks (http://spankcheeks.blogspot.com)and I’ll say it here too.

    As a breastily gifted woman, all I know is all my boyfriends grab my boobs and all my boyfriends wives are pissed about it.

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  8. Cherry | September 5, 2006 at 8:22 am

    HER ASS …
    Is just wrong, pale and pasty.

    And thank GOD I don’t have freckles everywhere like she does.

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  9. Adult Underoos | September 5, 2006 at 8:25 am

    who is this lindsay lohan? why have i never heard of her on this site before? can somebody please fill me in?

    http://www.funderpants.com

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  10. sharkbite | September 5, 2006 at 8:28 am

    In the first pic, it seems like Lindsay would have a “What the hell are you trying to do?” face on, because it just looks so random.

    http://www.wehateeverybody.com

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  11. thesarahficial | September 5, 2006 at 8:30 am

    Wow #9…do you live in a black hole in the center of the earth?

    anyways, this is sick. these pictures are so unattractive. What’s gonna be the highlight of tomorrow? Harry Morton and Lindsay Lohan have sex at a day care center?

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  12. CelebSlam.com | September 5, 2006 at 8:34 am

    Who said chivalry is dead?

    http://www.celebslam.com

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  13. tits_on_snack | September 5, 2006 at 8:34 am

    Fuckin’ raunch.
    That’s about as attractive as watching someone fingerbang a salmon. Wait actually that’s kinda hot.

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  14. Kathy Lee Gifford | September 5, 2006 at 8:34 am

    we’re in the movie groundhog day

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  15. Dr. Alzheimer | September 5, 2006 at 8:40 am

    first!

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  16. spatz | September 5, 2006 at 8:42 am

    god this reeks of a bad after school special

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  17. edb87 | September 5, 2006 at 8:47 am

    I second spatz’s affection. If I have to see Hohan one more time I’m gonna chuck a harpoon at a kitten.

    http://www.edquartersaudio.com

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  18. makka619 | September 5, 2006 at 8:51 am

    LMAO @ no.9 — SO TRUE

    What has happened to this site, it has turned into The Every Happenings of Lindsey Lohan’s Life.

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  19. makka619 | September 5, 2006 at 8:55 am

    Hey I have started to visit The Superficial ever more frequently. I know there has been an increased fascination with reports on L.Lohan. But are the stories always so few and far between. I want more, are they always this timely or is it just because I pop in every day that it seems so slow.

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  20. RichPort | September 5, 2006 at 8:58 am

    I can’t wait until tomorrow’s headline: Harry Morton dick slaps Lindsay Lohan in public. It seems to be headed in that direction. I just love the way he’s looking RIGHT at the camera as he grabs her freckled funbags.

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  21. HolisticWisdomcom | September 5, 2006 at 9:03 am

    I can’t help but notice the body language. You can kinda tell Lindsay is not that into this guy, and that the attraction is more sexual then anything else… there is a sense of intimacy missing that couples who really love and respect one another show in their body language. I get the distinct impression this relationship could last another 5 minutes.

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

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  22. LoneWolf | September 5, 2006 at 9:12 am

    That must have been like squeezing a rotten grapefruit. A rotten grapefruit covered in pasty white, freckled skin, with a flaccid pale pink nipple on the end of it. It’s probably the firmest thing on her. How she be skinny and flabby at the same time?

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  23. Zanna | September 5, 2006 at 9:13 am

    @20 – you mean DICK Slaps her. That first. The romance isn’t over yet. let it run its full course before he hauls off and punches her in the face.

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  24. RichPort | September 5, 2006 at 9:53 am

    #23 – Yea, I should have clarified it with the caps. I don’t think she would object to penis welts across the cheeks, and in public no less… she seems to be a classy chick like that. And if she hasn’t been struck for making men’s genitals look like spent matches yet, I’d be fucking suprised.

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  25. bigponie | September 5, 2006 at 9:57 am

    this is the kind of guy that’ll cut cheese while getting head. very romantic couple

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  26. skeptical | September 5, 2006 at 7:59 pm

    He’s a total sexpot, I’d do him in a heartbeat!

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  27. anchower | September 5, 2006 at 8:18 pm

    No more pictures of this nobody and Lindsay Lohan unless she’s getting fingered or better.

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  28. falconeddierulz | September 5, 2006 at 10:39 pm

    This guy will be off like a condom once he uses her for 15 minutes of fame. She’s beyond a skank.

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  29. lilystar | September 6, 2006 at 12:54 am

    Honestly…never heard of this guy before…but I LIKE HIM…I want him to manhandle me. Yes. I do. And I have a better ass…and less freckles. Srsly Harry…call me.

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  30. susiederkins | September 6, 2006 at 2:36 am

    he/s treating it like a strange object, pushing it, probing…trying to get the lay of the land. good luck to him, that’s a lot of land to cover.

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  31. EveyBaby | September 6, 2006 at 7:55 am

    Cant believe people think Lindsay is ugly. What’s wrong with having freckles? I think she’s gorgeous.

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  32. lilystar | September 6, 2006 at 8:38 am

    I thought she was pretty around the Mean Girls time…but then she did the whole anorexia/cokehead thing and now she looks like a used up hooker with implants (real or not they look strange because she has no ass). Her body has a strange shape. But I like her a lot better than Paris, for what that’s worth.

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  33. lisad71 | September 6, 2006 at 2:11 pm

    I just tasted the vomit in my mouth. The sixth picture from the end is NASTY. I don’t know what is worse the pale skin and freckles or the flabby rolls.

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  34. Tracie | September 6, 2006 at 8:33 pm

    The last picture of the two of them together features a very descriptive tattoo as to why he’s into her:
    “Dirty Harry”
    That explains everything.

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  35. ReelWorld | September 7, 2006 at 3:23 pm

    These two are both losers. They’re perfectly suited for each other. She’s a talentless hack of an airhead – he’s a worthless fucknut who lives off his dad’s wealth and fame. How the fuck else could this douchebag open a restaurant called the pink taco?

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  36. HollywoodSnark | April 12, 2007 at 8:55 am

    yes, he’s treating her like trash….

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  37. Watch Lindsay Lohan NUDE BREASTS VIDEO | July 20, 2008 at 8:07 pm

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    Enjoy!!! She pretty sexy!!!

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  38. Lindsay Lohan NUDE BREASTS VIDEO | July 20, 2008 at 8:36 pm

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    Enjoy!!! She pretty sexy!!!

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