Harry Potter Wants To Bang Ryan Gosling Now
Apparently Daniel Radcliffe really wants to make sure he’s no longer remembered as the sweet boy-wizard beloved the world over, but instead as a pubic-hair loving alcoholic who thinks his movies are better than Scorsese now because have you heard? Daniel Radcliffe drinks and likes pubes. Recognize. On that note, here he is fantasizing about having butt-sex with Ryan Gosling because if there’s one thing this situation was missing, it’s an obsessive man-crush that ends with Daniel Radcliffe shaving Ryan’s face into his pube-jungle which is how I assume this interview ends. Via Celebuzz:
“This year I have a talent crush on Ryan Gosling. I think he’s fantastic and… (ahem) you know he’d be nice afterwards. He seems smart. If I was gay, I would go for a smart man.”
*quickly shoves Jon Hamm photos into desk* I’m pretty sure if you openly fantasize about snuggling with a nice, intelligent man after passionate love-making, you don’t get to say “I mean, if I was gay.” The Golden Snitch’s pretty much out of the bag at that point, and wow, I did not just make that joke. I’ll go die sexless and alone now.