Apparently Daniel Radcliffe really wants to make sure he’s no longer remembered as the sweet boy-wizard beloved the world over, but instead as a pubic-hair loving alcoholic who thinks his movies are better than Scorsese now because have you heard? Daniel Radcliffe drinks and likes pubes. Recognize. On that note, here he is fantasizing about having butt-sex with Ryan Gosling because if there’s one thing this situation was missing, it’s an obsessive man-crush that ends with Daniel Radcliffe shaving Ryan’s face into his pube-jungle which is how I assume this interview ends. Via Celebuzz:
“This year I have a talent crush on Ryan Gosling. I think he’s fantastic and… (ahem) you know he’d be nice afterwards. He seems smart. If I was gay, I would go for a smart man.”
*quickly shoves Jon Hamm photos into desk* I’m pretty sure if you openly fantasize about snuggling with a nice, intelligent man after passionate love-making, you don’t get to say “I mean, if I was gay.” The Golden Snitch’s pretty much out of the bag at that point, and wow, I did not just make that joke. I’ll go die sexless and alone now.
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He spent months with his dick straining fruitlessly in the direction of Emma Watson. He was so frustrated he changed sides.
interesting
If this boy had any man credentials they have been revoked, “If I was gay, I would go for a smart man.” Dude don’t beat around the bush just come out of the damn closet.
I’m pretty sure a bush is EXACTLY what Daniel Radcliffe wants to beat around. Didn’t he say that just last week?
I just threw up in my goddamn mouth!
You should’ve aimed for your shoes.
Okay, I don’t want to see any more stories like this one.
I don’t think Ryan Gosling would look good in bangs. He’s kind of feminine looking as it is, but if he decides to do this, the last person he should consult is the kid who played Harry Potter.
For the record, I couldn’t even type that with a straight face.
Why? It wasn’t funny.
I have shamed my house.
Well, you can’t blame the guy…
If you were gay, Daniel? Ooooookay.
As long as there was no butt seks I would watch that video.
Where’s McFeely? I need the site’s in-house gay wordsmith. Bring him hither.
“In-house gay wordsmith.” I have to remember this one.
“If I Hit It,” by Daniel Radcliffe, in bookstores this Spring!
In related news, IF I were hungry, I’d like a sandwich.
In more related news, of course I’m hungry.
“Hey Dan, there’s Ryan Gosling.”
“EXPECTO! A BONER!”
Fish, Daniel Radcliffe posts do not satisfy the beefcake needs of your beefcake-desiring fans. I am just saying.
Dunno, I feel like this guy would say he was gay if he was. I mean, how can saying stuff like this constantly but pretending to be straight be advantageous in any way? Closeted gay guys are ones like Joe Jonas and Zac Efron who, as far as I know, never ever talk about homosexuality and continue to date soulless wannabe starlets who nobody can possibly even try to believe they actually have sex with.
What’s going on with his eyebrows?
they flow like cocker spaniel hair.
Pmsl!!
He gets one more pass for his episode of Extras.
Okay but really, the Harry Potter series was no Lord of the Rings. These were adequate adaptations of some nice, imaginative books with a sub-average plot-line. And this guy is whining about an Oscar ‘just’ for the hours he put in? Uh, I’m pretty sure the people at Police Academy put a shitload of hours in too, buddy, but do you see them demanding Oscars for their time? If that’s what we’re awarding excellence on these days, then I’d like an Oscar for that two years I worked at a gas station. And they thought I’d be content with minimum wage and all the slurpies I could put away. Nice try assholes.
DO NOT HESITATE: call his mother, folks!!
It’s “If I WERE gay,” Harry. For hypothetical situations, you’re supposed to say “were” …
You’re gay now, Nancy boy. Chip chip and wand waving tah fucking dah.
shit, who wouldn’t want to bang ryan gosling?
It’s not that he loves pubes he just can’t stand the sight of a vagina.
Wise Potato Chips are good – they are a local brand on the East coast…in Philly it was one of the bnrdas you would get a small bag of at a convenience store to go w. your hoagie; Wise or, the more popular Herrs.