Harrison Ford is Indiana Jones

June 22nd, 2007 // 58 Comments
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This is the first shot of Harrison Ford back in costume for the new Indiana Jones movie coming out in 2008. I was gonna make a joke about the movie being about him yelling at kids to stay off his lawn, but he looks amazingly good for a 64-year-old. When I’m 64 I’ll be lucky if I’m not a giant bag of ash.

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Comments (58)

  1. donnabonnawonnafefifofonna | June 22, 2007 at 1:56 pm

    first? and yes he does look great!

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  2. Rachel | June 22, 2007 at 1:56 pm

    Love him!

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  3. Get Him | June 22, 2007 at 1:58 pm

    He’s amazing.

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  4. Aerialgreen | June 22, 2007 at 1:58 pm

    DILF! all the way…

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  5. JumpinJ | June 22, 2007 at 1:59 pm

    Hey, isn’t that Calista Flockhart right behind him? Oh, nevermind, it’s a broomstick. So easy to get the two confused.

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  6. Poroleishon | June 22, 2007 at 1:59 pm

    First ROcky Balboa, Die Hard, and now Indiana Jones, man can’t people think of new movies anymore? That’s a really cool classic, I just hope they won’t ruin it with this…

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  7. Bubba | June 22, 2007 at 1:59 pm

    Damn, not first. I’m so disappointed. Clearly I’m a loser for not posting first. I wanted to be cool, but alas, not to be!

    Iiiinnnnddddiiiieeeee!

    It’s every normal male’s boyhood dream to be searching for treasure in lost ruins as a depends-wearing senior citizen.

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  8. Mallory | June 22, 2007 at 2:02 pm

    the movie is gonna be awesome. there’s no way Harrison Ford with all of his success and really great track record is gonna let Indy4 ruin the franchise. I hope there are lots of snakes and I can’t WAIT to see it :)

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  9. bungoone | June 22, 2007 at 2:05 pm

    docta jones!

    yeah this shit better be good & it better not just be all special effects. i’m skeptical.

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  10. Kamiki | June 22, 2007 at 2:06 pm

    Oh hes plain evil bring in someone cute and good looking please, his days as Indy are over. YUCK.

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  11. Fishstick | June 22, 2007 at 2:08 pm

    Indiana! I, too, consider him a DILF. rowr.

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  12. Snatch | June 22, 2007 at 2:09 pm

    I like older Hollywood men. Bruce Willis, Harrison Ford. Good movies and nice to look at.

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  13. Skip Smith | June 22, 2007 at 2:12 pm

    Indiana Jones and the Adult Diaper of Doom

    Indianan Jones and the Early Bird Special

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  14. Chauncey Gardner | June 22, 2007 at 2:15 pm

    As a HUGE fan of the Indy trilogy (I preferred it to Star Wars) I was terrified of another Indy film this late in the game. They shouldn’t have waited so long.

    And, the last few entries from all parties involved – Lucas, Spielberg and Ford – have been so disappointing that the thought of the old team coming back together, with a cast of big-name actors (something the original films never did, outside of Connery and Phoenix) did little to ease my mind.

    Seeing this new image of Dr. Jones makes me really happy – if cautiously so. After all, the trailer for Episode One was pretty badass; then the movie came out and ‘poo-dooed’ all over the entire franchise. If these guys don’t watch their step, I’ll be around the corner, ready to shoot poison Hovito darts into their senior citizen ankles.

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  15. moviedownloadr.com | June 22, 2007 at 2:18 pm

    good lord! he’s playing sean connery as indian jones’ father…

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  16. whoneedsenemies | June 22, 2007 at 2:20 pm

    I remember seeing that there was going to be a new Indie. Does anyone know who that actor is? Isn’t it the kid from Constantine?
    DILF, LMFAO!!!

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  17. Wanky | June 22, 2007 at 2:23 pm

    he looks almost the same…or maybe a dirt farmer?

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  18. krazihottkelli | June 22, 2007 at 2:24 pm

    Oozz my azzhole is so red
    brother is fuckin me zo hard
    zze wont stop
    mom is watzching
    i like it

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  19. Mia | June 22, 2007 at 2:25 pm

    I don’t see any post about Eddie Murphy being the father of Melanie brown…

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  20. Mia | June 22, 2007 at 2:28 pm

    Kelli, you butt pleasure addicted pervert, stop teasing me…

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  21. Ooba Gooba | June 22, 2007 at 2:29 pm

    Krazihotkelli, kindly do us all a favor and fuck off.

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  22. Honeycom's_big_yeahyeahyeah! | June 22, 2007 at 2:34 pm

    Two words: Fuck yeah!

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  23. veggi | June 22, 2007 at 2:35 pm

    I want him! gimmie gimmie gimmie!!!!!!!

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  24. krazihottkelli | June 22, 2007 at 2:36 pm

    I would love nothing more than for EVERYONE to tell this bitch to fuck off.

    **crouches in corner pissing on kelli**

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  25. eye | June 22, 2007 at 2:45 pm

    He looks amazingly good for someone COVERED IN MOVIE MAKE-UUP!! What, you really think they didn’t use make-up to make him look oh I don’t know YOUNGER in front of the camera. Don’t forget how Spielberg loves those zooming close-ups on the main actor staring oou of the screen at some huge approaching peril. Now picture Harrison Ford’s enormous wrinkles and age spots magnified a thousand times. Yeeees, that’s why they use make-up!

    Aaaah, it all falls into place now. You’re a moron.

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  26. ME | June 22, 2007 at 2:59 pm

    #5,,HILARIOUS!!!!! HAHAH LOL!!!! GOOD ONE!!!!!!

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  27. Kelly | June 22, 2007 at 3:05 pm

    He is filming this right her in CT!! They are at a University in the New Haven area. I don’t know for how long though, I want to go down and see if I can see him.

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  28. Lowlands | June 22, 2007 at 3:25 pm

    This pic looks more a Viagra campaign to me.Big chance he’s trying to secure his pension with this movie.What’s the title of the movie btw?Indiana Jones and the home for the elderly of doom?

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  29. Gayboy | June 22, 2007 at 3:27 pm

    I’d fuck him.

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  30. Leeshkamonster | June 22, 2007 at 4:12 pm

    As long as he took that lame earring out, I’d hit that 15 ways from sunday. Oh, but I’d make him put on a stormtrooper costume. Maybe I should talk to a shrink about that. ;) Oh, and the new movie title? Indiana Jones and the temple of HMOs.

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  31. booga1134 | June 22, 2007 at 4:15 pm

    I bet he gets more tail than any fag on this site.

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  32. The Devil's Prom Date | June 22, 2007 at 4:19 pm

    I used to fantasize about helping him find the hidden treasure in his pants.

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  33. Sauron | June 22, 2007 at 4:36 pm

    Holy Galactic shit!Rheumatism,incontinence,impotence,Parkinson desease,slaver etc.Who’s this guy who seems to be waiting till somebody helps him to cross a busy street?This body has maybe 10 more years to go.Much to old for my reincarnation!Pretty please for your body Lowlands?

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  34. miss oblivious | June 22, 2007 at 4:41 pm

    Wow, look at all us poor girls going crazy because there’s finally some manwich on this site. Its about damn time, but lets get something younger and fresher, say, under 50? Harrison was really hot in his day, and he’s not bad for an older guy, but I personally wouldn’t be feelin’ it anymore. And #5; freakin hilarious, thanks! You bring a tear of joy to my eye w/ your funny!

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  35. Penis Mightier | June 22, 2007 at 4:47 pm

    If Stallone pulled it off with another Rockey, Indy will have a glorious comeback. I hope there are Nazis in this one!

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  36. techclerk | June 22, 2007 at 4:48 pm

    Krazihotkelli,

    I had sympathy for you when you described the molestation you suffered from your father, but now it sounds to me like you must like it because your brother does it too. You are a sick girl, krazihotkelli. Stop telling us about your incestuous exploits. GROSS!

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  37. Lux | June 22, 2007 at 5:05 pm

    Kamiki (10): Harrison Ford IS Indiana Jones and always will be. If they were to bring some stupid young actor in to replace him it would ruin the series. And yes, he is evil, if you mean so hot, no woman can resist him! Yum!

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  38. Lowlands | June 22, 2007 at 5:18 pm

    (33)Your windy Highness,i’m totally amazed.You’re the only one who can make true medical diagnostics with only a brief look on a picture of somebody.I’ve to mention some women on age can still be attractive.But those women are blessed with eternal youth.

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  39. Will | June 22, 2007 at 6:06 pm

    wow, he still looks the part!
    can’t wait for this movie!

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  40. KMG | June 22, 2007 at 6:06 pm

    This movie had better not suck. I’ll pretend it never existed if it does.

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  41. woodhorse | June 22, 2007 at 7:17 pm

    He’s Indiana Jones. He’s definitely a DILF. Lowlands, if he’s a Viagra commercial, he’s the only sucessful Viagra commercial I’ve ever seen. I’ll feel the same way if Johnny Depp does a Pirates in 15 years.

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  42. frenchie | June 22, 2007 at 8:42 pm

    He needs restalyne injections in his nasal folds or a mid face lift.

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  43. Hollywood Agent | June 22, 2007 at 10:50 pm

    In Hollywood you are considered middle-aged when you hit 30. So that means that this guy is dead, dead man walking. He probably has dementia, is incontinent, wears diapers, and wonders around aimlessly. I hope they are paying him the big bucks, so he can afford a Nanny.

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  44. krazihottkelli | June 23, 2007 at 10:21 am

    #18 & 24==well, at leazt
    if your pretending to be
    me, thiz time U pozted it
    in blue…Now, what waz that
    Frist!!!?…U say your brother
    alzo did U..man, between your
    father and brother, no wonder
    your zo fucked up…anyone elze
    in that family get U…U should
    call the copz on your family,bitch
    unlezz of courze U loved it..which
    U did..and for techclerk..got off
    on that, huh,,lookz like U had
    your zizter too, lozer pervez!

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  45. testertheresa | June 23, 2007 at 11:20 am

    He’s fantastic! Gotta love him!

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  46. babs | June 23, 2007 at 5:07 pm

    how crazy is that an old ass man can still pull it together to be indiana jones but tobey maguire could barely stop playing daddy and eating tacos to play spidey got to love the old school.

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  47. krazihottkelli | June 23, 2007 at 9:24 pm

    that old fucker probably
    zmellz like azz..like he
    can do any of hiz ztuntz..
    and that ugly girl he goez
    with iz like the walking dead.

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  48. macncheez | June 25, 2007 at 11:48 pm

    I’d still fuck him – he can be Indy one night and Han Solo the next. Whew! I need a drink!

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  49. techclerk | June 26, 2007 at 2:18 am

    hell yea, I’d fuck him. he’s just my type, old and stinky,bring it on big dick.

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  50. manoj | June 26, 2007 at 6:54 am

    hi ……….u r amazing main ok.

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