Harrison Ford & Carrie Fisher had drunken space sex

April 29th, 2008 // 52 Comments

Han Solo and Princess Leia knocked space boots – for real! Apparently, Harrison Ford got a hold of Carrie Fisher’s cinnamon buns and gave her a bit of The Force during the making of the first Star Wars film. Here’s what Carrie revealed on an upcoming British TV special, according to The Sun:

“I went on the film saying ‘I’m going to have an affair’, like it was a kiwi, an exotic fruit — because I’d never had one!” She adds: “I had a crush on Harrison for sure. Harrison is great fun when he’s had a few drinks.”
Shaking her head and saying: “I’m going to get in so much trouble,” she adds: “Once I left the room and came back and he was in the closet not wearing a lot of clothes.”

For all you Star Wars geeks out there, this means that Harrison and Carrie had what grown-ups call “a special hug.” You see, when a man loves a woman, or drinks enough gin, he feels the urge to put his penis into her vagina. Okay, I lost you didn’t I? Um, alright, got it: The man wants to put his “lightsaber” into a woman’s “Sarlacc pit.” But, don’t worry; there’re no tentacles or giant teeth. Well, sometimes. That’s where the gin comes in handy…

Thanks to veggi for the tip. May the Schwartz be with you!

Photo: Lucasfilm

  1. Prometheus

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    You see, I read the comments. And when I read a comment that sucks, it takes away my enjoyment of the post. So, what you are actually doing is a subtle form of stealing. You see, that’s where the term “sucks” comes from. It means you are sucking the life out of something. Which, again, is a subtle form of stealing. So don’t suck, don’t steal, and don’t post useless comments. You’re not just harming yourself when you suck, you are also harming others.

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  2. uggghhhhhhhhhhh i dont like carrie anymore she made harrison do this…………..now think ppl do we know harrison anymore????cuz realy r u ppl a fan or harrison or a fan of sex…………………….think about it and i mean IT and it means s*x…………………..harrison if you are reading this think about how your wife feels about u and carrie……………………y dont u go and get carrie fisher pregnat????????im ashemed

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