Because I’m so awesome, I just now caught wind of the Harrison Ford PSA where he waxes his chest to stop deforestation. No foolin’, video after the jump. Since we’re on the subject of Captain Solo himself, I’m increasingly excited to check out the new Indiana Jones flick. George Lucas revisiting a classic franchise? How do you mess that up? In the meantime, I need to start bronzing my abs. You know, to, uh, save the penguins. Yeah, those things. Eggbins.
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Gary | May 21, 2008 at 1:09 pm
He’s still dating that anorexic chick?
Dave | May 21, 2008 at 1:09 pm
first
Maloney | May 21, 2008 at 1:10 pm
dude, lose the earring, and ally mcstinkface.
Dave | May 21, 2008 at 1:10 pm
damn never mind hopefully the new movie doesnt suck
Jackson | May 21, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Calista looks like she has increased her calorie intake from 500 calories to 800 calories.
Jumpin_J | May 21, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Wonder if he got the Brazillian? Oh damn, there goes lunch. I’ll give him props though. That douche Sting’s Rainforest Foundation barely gives out 15% of it’s income to it’s cause. Han’s is man enough to put it where his chest hair is, er, was. Hans is the man(s).
Rush Limbaugh | May 21, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Yeah I can’t wait to hear what all the right wing douche-bags are gonna say after that one! Inane. I am switching over to the John McSame side.
Kill the forests, chop ‘em all down!
When we use this planet up there are billions and billions more awaiting us! (How’s that crappy space station doing, by the way?)
snarky | May 21, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Old dude, seriously, what the hell is up with the ear piercing? Its just seriously unsettling. I know you’re Harrison Ford and everything, but come on, you’re like 60 years old, etc, etc. Its like seeing my dad or grandpa with an earring. And I was all gun ho about the new Indiana Jones movie…until I watched the movie Firewall a week ago. What the hell was that?! Seriously bad acting, Harri, seriously. And an awful movie to boot. It makes me scared to see the new Indi movie…but of course, who won’t?
veggi | May 21, 2008 at 1:18 pm
This is the best that Gandalf and Gollum have ever looked.
Chupacabra | May 21, 2008 at 1:22 pm
You know, that anorexic doesn’t even have to try anymore. She can look old all she wants to now….
veggi | May 21, 2008 at 1:23 pm
@9 *gasp!!*
excuse me dipshit, harrison is the most fucking wonderfully wonderful looking man EVAR!! Wonderfully handsome and wonderful. WONDERFUL!!
This, troll, would have been the appropriate time to use your disgusting snail trail bit you overuse. Which, by the way, is extreamly lame..
Did I mention that Harrison is fucking wonderful!!
? | May 21, 2008 at 1:24 pm
I wonder if he can see his dick move inside her if he bangs her in front of a lamp..
? | May 21, 2008 at 1:24 pm
I wonder if he can see his dick move inside her if he bangs her in front of a lamp..
UCrawford | May 21, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Apparently the feedback from early screenings has been pretty negative on the new Indy film, so I’m probably giving it a pass. And considering that both “Temple of Doom” and “The Last Crusade” weren’t particularly good films, I think that’s probably indicative that the newest one completely stinks.
Nice job on the chest hair PSA, though. I think global warming’s over-hyped, but I appreciate Ford’s dedication to the cause. I’ve gotten waxed before on a bet with a girlfriend and it was no picnic.
sz | May 21, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Holy crap the new Indy movie is AWESOME!!! Got a chance to see a sneak preview on Monday night and it definitely lived up to my expectations! Harrison Ford has still got it!! Still sexy as hell and then bring in Shia Labouf and you got a masterpiece!
KITTY! | May 21, 2008 at 1:30 pm
…that’s not Callista…that’s just one of his chest hairs he’s taking out for a night on the town.
meanmofo | May 21, 2008 at 1:35 pm
I remember as a kid watching Star Wars and Indiana Jones…those movies were the shit!! But now it kind of makes me sad to think that now I’m the age he was in those movies and that now he’s in his mid 60′s!! My Grandpa said it best “its fucked up getting old”.
jrz | May 21, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Dudes had that earring longer than you’ve been alive, c’mon. tool.
veggi | May 21, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Who’d win in a fight? Han or Indy??
Discuss.. Or don’t.. I don’t really care.. I don’t really want them to hurt each other..
FRIST!!! | May 21, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Is that the video I sent you Veggi??
Kate | May 21, 2008 at 2:13 pm
I’d still hit that. He’s fucking HOT in those earlier Indy movies. Love those. Anyway, Calista isn’t as scary anorexic as she used to be and they seem happy, so good for them. I still think she looks like a fish.
I’ll see the movie eventually. I’m a nerd for the first 3 so I’ll definitely see it either in the theatre or On Demand. Not all the reviews have been bad. They’ve been pretty mixed from what I’ve seen. The first one was the best by far, second stunk, third was pretty good.
veggi | May 21, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Yup FRIST!!! how nice to have it make my day twice!!
Can I have some Arrowhead water please??
pondering | May 21, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Am I the only person who doesn’t like Shia LaBeouf? I’m already sick of him. I hate that he’s being “groomed” to be the new Indy. He just comes off like such a punk. The dude got arrested for smoking cigarettes. What an idiot.
Regarding Harrison – love that guy. What a cool dude. I know he’s 100 yrs old, but he’s still the man. But I agree with # 3, he needs to lose that earring and ditch Ally. I never understood what he saw in her. His taste in woman seems to be as bad as Indy’s taste in women (Karen Allen, Kate Capshaw…annoying as hell and not hot!)
emily | May 21, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Pearl Jam AND Harrison Ford? What a couple of timely popular types! I’m going to stop burning down rainforests now!
BunnyButt | May 21, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Watch out, Indy! There’s a giant praying mantis next to you getting ready to bite your head off!
leeshka | May 21, 2008 at 2:53 pm
@15 – caught it on monday myself, LOVED it.
Sure, the guy is old… who gives a crap. These negative reviewers are probably the same people who came all over themselves for Juno. (blech)
Short Round | May 21, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Doctah Jones! Doctah Jones! Asian rady in videro is trying to rip a your heart out!!
Indy | May 21, 2008 at 3:00 pm
That was….actually pretty damn good.
24 is a dipshit | May 21, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Hey 24, what kind of douchebag can’t grasp a message unless it’s presented by ‘in the moment’ asswipes?
allie | May 21, 2008 at 3:12 pm
look at the first pic. he is def turning into hugh hefner
Bellock | May 21, 2008 at 3:27 pm
ha ha ha ha Dr. Jones. I stole your youth. Once again we see there is nothing you cannot possess which I cannot take away! ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Loser | May 21, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Excuse me, Mr. Nipples, but what the f do you want us to do about other nations cutting down their own trees? Invade them? Hit’em with a Death Star?
There’s a reason these places are known as sovereign nations, you imperialist ass…
Now, to keep this from becoming political: WTF happened to Calista? Yikes…
Melania | May 21, 2008 at 7:32 pm
Harrison has had a pierced ear for years. It’s not like he got it done yesterday. He sure is looking long in the tooth these days.
kerry zaputz | May 21, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Why is it that nose jobs always end up twisting over to one side? ewwww…guess I’ll keep my bonker
kerry zaputz | May 21, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Why is it that nose jobs always end up twisting over to one side? ewwww…guess I’ll keep my bonker
Time is on my Side | May 21, 2008 at 9:32 pm
He’s really let himself go or just gotten old, I’m not really sure which one it is. I am sure that he and Ally McBeal (whatever, that show was so long ago – 10 years – a decade – whatever) both eat only Jello all day long. With him having no teeth and her skinny body, I bet they must really be saving on the food bills. Have you ever noticed how they are never seen by the paps at any of the trendy celebrity restaurants. Well, now you know, it’s Jello, Jello, and more Jello (no doubt, Sugar Free Jello). These two should really become the Jello spokesman and woman.
Imperialist son of Capitalism and Penis Envy | May 21, 2008 at 10:21 pm
Fuck the actor and his bed wench. Yeah I say invade every country and take everything they have for our own good. Let em suffer our wrath we have been taking too much shit lately. We should sieze the oil fields of the Arab world and Venezuela. Set up dictators everywhere.
Damn right I am an imperialist ass!
Oh. And cut down those old redwood trees. They are better used as homes and they block the view. Fuck the birds.
fern | May 21, 2008 at 10:51 pm
I’m not an Indiana fan, but I love the things that Ford says during his interviews. Isn’t Calista like forty, who do you people care that she goes out with Harrison. If you’d ever seen her in anything pre-ally mcwhatthefuck you would know that she’s the same size she always was. As far as everyone making fun of the way Harrison looks you try reprising the things you were well known for in your youth when you’re in your sixties. Harrison should be asrevered as Sean Connery was when he was in Indiana and everyone was like, dude, really?
fern | May 21, 2008 at 10:51 pm
I’m not an Indiana fan, but I love the things that Ford says during his interviews. Isn’t Calista like forty, who do you people care that she goes out with Harrison. If you’d ever seen her in anything pre-ally mcwhatthefuck you would know that she’s the same size she always was. As far as everyone making fun of the way Harrison looks you try reprising the things you were well known for in your youth when you’re in your sixties. Harrison should be asrevered as Sean Connery was when he was in Indiana and everyone was like, dude, really?
HereIambaby | May 22, 2008 at 5:16 am
she is a style of wonder and beauty. I guess a women can get out of jail and style look fabulous.i signed in the site b l a c k c e n t u r y.com… and some men were talking about her and said she is attractive.
Eddie Vedder | May 22, 2008 at 7:20 am
He’s a brave man in more ways than one.
Invasion is wrong perspective | May 22, 2008 at 8:07 am
If you just avoid products crafted from the wood of rainforest trees, you can help. You don’t have to attack someone to change their behavior.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | May 22, 2008 at 10:39 am
Fucking her would be like sticking your dick in a box of dry linguini.
gerard Vandenberg | May 22, 2008 at 12:23 pm
The man is FUCKING CRAZY!!
THIS ALL ABOUT A WOMAN!!
You idiot, moron, imbicile!!
Momma | May 22, 2008 at 5:50 pm
At first, I thought this was a mannequin of Harrison Ford in a wax museum and the heat was turned up really, really high.
No. He’s just old.
jolene | May 24, 2008 at 10:13 am
She looks young enough to be his daughter…oh, she is young enough to be his daughter…they look happy together and that is what counts. He always looked boyishly young..but I guess after 55 even harrison can’t do it. Most guys look like crap by 30 so I think he did pretty well.
Narcissist | July 22, 2008 at 4:45 am
#46 – Hah, he was 35 when he got on the map (Star Wars).
I don’t understand those ear stud things. What’s that all about?
I was not very pleased with Indiana Jones atKotCS.
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