Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart are engaged


Harrison Ford has reportedly asked Calista Flockhart to marry him after five years together. And if you have your doubts, the story gets even more suspicious considering he allegedly proposed on April Fool’s Day.

Flockhart, who is more than 20 years younger than Ford, apparently took some convincing that it wasn’t a joke, but is said to be thrilled at the prospect of a wedding.

I didn’t even know these two were still together. I always thought their relationship was just some publicity stunt gone horribly wrong. Oh well, sucks for Calista. Indiana Jones is cool and all, but she might as well be marrying her grandfather. Or, you know, a giant bag filled with dust.