Harrison Ford has reportedly asked Calista Flockhart to marry him after five years together. And if you have your doubts, the story gets even more suspicious considering he allegedly proposed on April Fool’s Day.
Flockhart, who is more than 20 years younger than Ford, apparently took some convincing that it wasn’t a joke, but is said to be thrilled at the prospect of a wedding.
I didn’t even know these two were still together. I always thought their relationship was just some publicity stunt gone horribly wrong. Oh well, sucks for Calista. Indiana Jones is cool and all, but she might as well be marrying her grandfather. Or, you know, a giant bag filled with dust.
HerpesHilton | April 18, 2007 at 7:23 am
Maybe the third time’s a charm for Han. Didn’t he leave his wife of 20+ years for this twiggy skank?
Danner | April 18, 2007 at 7:24 am
LOL She’s still a freak.
Stickman | April 18, 2007 at 7:24 am
Aah, remember when Calista Flockhart was hot?
Yeah, me neither.
rtnmac | April 18, 2007 at 7:25 am
at least he can build her a doghouse to sleep in the backyard at night.
tits_on_snack | April 18, 2007 at 7:26 am
“Oh well, sucks for Calista.” Uh, more like the other way around.
I would marry Han Solo. I would not marry single-female-lawyer.
Fishstick | April 18, 2007 at 7:29 am
ew. old weiner.
wowzers | April 18, 2007 at 7:39 am
that is awesome that they are getting married! Age is only a number!
wedgeone | April 18, 2007 at 7:41 am
That goatee that Indy is sporting looks more like steel wool than hair. WTF?
Is she still suffering from anorexia?
Hope that this marriage lasts.
Fishstick | April 18, 2007 at 7:41 am
I just hope she insures his old ass so when Indiana finally bites it she can wallow in decades of Star Wars money.
Hecubus | April 18, 2007 at 7:43 am
She’s ‘thrilled at the prospect of a wedding’ I like that, she doesn’t so much want to marry this pervy old man but hey it’s the only chance she’ll ever get to have a wedding and she knows it. Oh and superfish person, congrats on getting funny again, it’s been a long hard road.
Jimbo | April 18, 2007 at 7:44 am
@5 how does it suck for Calista? Who else will go out with her and now marry her. She is getting an old guy that will probably kick the bucket in a few years and then she will have all of his money. It doesn’t get any better for her.
campzine.com | April 18, 2007 at 7:45 am
ooof, stick that guy back in the carbonite
arden | April 18, 2007 at 7:48 am
Sucks for Calista? He will go long before her, and his estate is considerable.
tits_on_snack | April 18, 2007 at 8:07 am
#11 Jimbo, I’m not sure why you directed that at me.
Fifth Stooge | April 18, 2007 at 8:09 am
I wasn’t even aware they were going together.
honeycombs_big_yeahyeahyeah! | April 18, 2007 at 8:13 am
Did you hear about Harrison Ford helicoptering to the resucue of some hikers lost in the wilderness near his home? Face it, he will always be Indy. I’d love to be the one to make him toast every morning before he goes off to teach English and fight Nazis in his rugged little outfits.
MelodyD | April 18, 2007 at 8:13 am
Look at the picture he looks better then her. She is 20 years younger? He looks about 10 years her senior…. she kinda looks like the Joker (Jack N.) from the nose down. Weird.
honeycombs_big_yeahyeahyeah! | April 18, 2007 at 8:23 am
This isn’t quite what i was thinking of but here’s a heartwarming tale that, in these cynical times, almost makes you believe in heroes again:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/1435325.stm
veggi | April 18, 2007 at 8:29 am
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! It was suppose to be me! *sob* Harrison, what about ME! I love you!!! *sniffle*
I wouldn’t care if he was 103 and had no penis….. wait, no, I want the penis. Oh, Harrison. *sigh*
Liverpool FC | April 18, 2007 at 8:31 am
I’d fuck her gently.
daηielle™↵ | April 18, 2007 at 8:43 am
Richard Gere is waaaaaaaaay hotter.
FRIST!!! | April 18, 2007 at 8:45 am
SHE’S definitely getting the better deal. I never could stand her skinny ass. But Harrison Ford is just plain sexxxy. I’d do him right now on my desk here at work. Well, if I didn’t have a boyfriend, that is…
Monogomy is cool. Did I spell that right?
FRIST!!! | April 18, 2007 at 8:46 am
I’d have to shave him first, though…
iamsosmrt | April 18, 2007 at 9:17 am
old and boring
chaunceygardner | April 18, 2007 at 9:22 am
I wouldn’t be so saddened by the decline of my all-time favorite actor if he was pulling better tail than Chicken Face Girl. And she followed after Lara Flynn Boyle, another true pioneer of “mummy chic”.
krazihottkelli | April 18, 2007 at 9:22 am
OMG- his old ass..I’ll bet it smells and I’ll bet his balls have grey hair,e-yelk, his dick is probably small..I thought he was gay..
krazihottkelli | April 18, 2007 at 9:26 am
He looks like the Cript-keeper, what a hard up bitch..that she needs his old ass just to get married..like anyone really believes in marriage these days..stupid hardup bitch.
1MILFhunter | April 18, 2007 at 9:29 am
I always thought she sounded like a disease – “The doctor told me I’ve got a calista on my flockhart.”
F-Sucker | April 18, 2007 at 9:43 am
A skeleton, and and old man that will probably be a skeleton soon.
Good match.
jrzmommy♠ | April 18, 2007 at 9:43 am
And what girl doesn’t want to marry her dad…….
wedgeone | April 18, 2007 at 9:45 am
yours
chaunceygardner | April 18, 2007 at 9:45 am
I figured out what the new Indiana Jones movie should be about: Indy’s should look for Calista Flockhart’s appetite.
alaskanchicsickle | April 18, 2007 at 9:46 am
He and Hugh Jackman are two guys that both my mom and I are in lust with. I don’t care how old he is, he is still sexy. He’s made my girly parts tingle since I was 11. He inspired some of my first orgasms. Oh, oh, ohhh Dr. Jones!
rrd | April 18, 2007 at 9:58 am
I would def do him with a vengeance.
Lal | April 18, 2007 at 10:05 am
12:
Haha, good stuff.
kamihi | April 18, 2007 at 10:07 am
he is one ugly wrinkly old Mofo I feel sorry for her EW!
iamsosmrt | April 18, 2007 at 10:33 am
My dog doesn’t loves bones as much as this poor bastard does.
Harrison might be “a giant bag filled with dust” but she is a little skin bag filled with bones so they go well together. Indian Jones was always looking for bones and human remains and he found himself a nice little pile of them and named them Calista and then he put them in a dress and brought them to premieres and took them on dates and now he’s going to marry them. That’s so romantic.
Lowlands | April 18, 2007 at 10:54 am
I’m glad Harrison Ford want to marry this broomstick.Because who else want to marry this mop?
LeeLee | April 18, 2007 at 11:09 am
I would. He’s hot!
We’re talking about Indiana Jones… not the old guy in the photo, right?
AmericanMcKrout | April 18, 2007 at 11:50 am
I second that motion, #16! I would shag him until his old bones started crackin’. Don’t care how old or gray that cock gets, Indy can rock my world any day. Oh, and #33- LMFAO! I thought I was the only school girl in America who stored him in her personal spank bank.
chaunceygardner | April 18, 2007 at 12:04 pm
#33,
You just inspired a few of mine.
Blog Lurker Guy Man Dude | April 18, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Calista flockhart is still alive? I thought she was defeated in first Batman movie.
islandgirl | April 18, 2007 at 12:22 pm
Well CONGRATS!!! We’ll b seeing there faces in splitville soon without a doubt.
DrunkBlogger | April 18, 2007 at 12:55 pm
True Love.
Truthseeker013 | April 18, 2007 at 1:07 pm
“Indiana Jones and the Last Conquest”. Supposedly features a great death scene, but it can only be released on the unrated version.
Ellie | April 18, 2007 at 2:48 pm
My hubby proposed on April fool’s day 7 years ago, he said later it was so if it didn’t work out, he could say he was “just kidding” about the engagement LOL
WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 18, 2007 at 2:49 pm
PMSL@ carbonite=))
I thought they were already married. And I thought the relationship was longer than 5 years. Eh, guess they’re not interesting enough to remember.
“Indiana Jones Meets The Mummy” Ick. They both fart dust.
HappyFunBalls | April 18, 2007 at 4:40 pm
She should have gone for Jack Nicholson, at least they could have had good times dressing up as the Joker together. Yowza, that yapper of hers is horrifying.
sid | April 18, 2007 at 5:22 pm
“Bag of dust?”
Must be the same bag of dust you get your jokes about beating up bears, and people dating mops with faces painted on them.
-Sid, posting from the library, when he can
1MILFhunter | April 18, 2007 at 5:33 pm
I would not eat her bones and all. It’s all bones.