Harrison Ford Crashed His Plane Into A Golf Course, Walks Away, NBD

If you somehow haven’t heard by now, Harrison Ford crashed his vintage WW2 trainer plane into a golf course after the engine stalled after takeoff and he was forced to make an emergency landing, according to TMZ. He suffered a laceration to his head but will make a full recovery because this is the third time he’s done this shit. Apparently Harrison Ford crashes planes like you and I stub our toes. He’s better after he gets a nummy. Ain’t no thang. Which also makes me think this happens a lot:

“Mr. Ford, you’re a very lucky man.”
“Wait… I’m alive?”
“Yes, sir, and your wife Calista Flockhart’s waiting right outside.”
Dammit. — What’s your stance on euthanasia?”

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