Harrison Ford Rode a Horse Through Manhattan With David Letterman

July 19th, 2011 // 48 Comments

“I’m tellin’ ya, she’s that thin, Dave. Won’t even smell food. I have to cook in the basement.”

Sometimes I just like to post pics that make me laugh for reasons I don’t even know, so here’s Harrison Ford riding a horse through Manhattan with David Letterman, and more importantly, making this face, so I could only assume his horse had WiFi. “Internet? Internet? Where?” *swings spear around hitting Internet in the jetpack, sending into careening into Sarlacc pit because George Lucas is a dickhead*

How the hell did I ever get laid?

Photo: Splash News

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  1. huh, no dennis weaver…?

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    Any Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet this pic made Calista Flockheart wet, with her grandaddy fetish and all.

  3. Kodos

    Cool guy (Ford) vs Douchebag (the other person)

    Coming soon to a theatre near you.

  4. Deacon Jones

    “Who’s scruffy looking?!”

  5. Vivian

    I first saw the pic and it was like WTF? and then I read the post and it was like oh now I get it! Fish is in a good mood this morning.

    Great! don’t forget about your lady fans and post us some dick! thanks!

  6. Deacon Jones

    While we’re at it, I fucking HATE Miracle Whip.

    • Carrie

      I was totally confused at this comment until I really looked at the site and almost gagged. A Miracle Whip add at 10am? Fucking gross.

    • TomFrank

      “…for a chance to win $25,000 for your wedding or DIVORCE?” WTF? Kraft Foods can fund your divorce in a nationwide advertising campaign, but it’s the gays who get the blame for destroying the institution of marriage.

    • Freaky

      Miracle Whip: It’s like Mayo’s white-trash cousin.

  7. MarkM

    He may not be the best choice, but Letterman is still a better choice than Shia LaBeouf to take over the role of Indiana Jones!

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    Hemingway
    Commented on this photo:

    “Indiana Jones 5 meeting? WHERE?!?”

  9. manster

    Letterman is a liberal scumbag!

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    Matt
    Commented on this photo:

    He couldn’t possibly look any more gay,… the fuckn earring, the wrong horse,…

  11. EatCake

    My guess is Rufies and a wad of $100s. Am I close?

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    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ugh, this horse smells bad. I’d hate to think how it smells on the inside.”

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    *SWOONS*
    This sorta makes up for the Viggo Mortensen nightmare pic last week.
    Harrison looks good. Foxy old guy. Yum.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s been a while since he mounted anything that broad.

  15. RoboZombie

    HA HA! Harrison Ford is an Oompa Loompa!!

  16. Kyle

    Ford’s earring makes him look like a d-bag.

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    Ben
    Commented on this photo:

    Great post!

  18. Harrison Ford David Letterman Ride Horses
    Commented on this photo:

    …AND I get a balloon animal and cake afterwards?

  19. pickle pumpkin

    “How the hell did I ever get laid?”

    Spoiler alert: You didn’t.

  20. Neena

    Why does Harrison Ford look so tiny next to David Letterman? It can’t be totally the horses’ fault.

  21. duh

    Beautiful horses!! Not safe to ride without a helmet on pavement though….

  22. Harrison Ford David Letterman Ride Horses
    Commented on this photo:

    Harrison Ford : “Then I walked right up to Mark and I just said….LOSER!!! He started crying like a little baby”

  23. Gemma

    I love ponies!

  24. Johnny Cage

    “We’re not going to Delhi. We’re going to Pankot Palace”

  25. Richard

    Is that what qualifies as legends now? An actor and a tv show host?!!

  26. jkh

    Han Solo, captain of the Millennium Falcon. Chewie here tells me you’re looking for passage to the Alderaan system.
    Yes, indeed. If it’s a fast ship.
    A fast ship? You’ve never heard of the Milliennium Falcon? It’s the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs….

    Nothing wrong w a Boba Fett reference, Fish.

    • Johnny Cage

      *Letterman just finishes destroying a TIE fighter on Jay Leno’s portside*

      Letterman: You’re all clear Conan now let’s blow this thing and get to TBS!

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    Beldar
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that Dustin Hoffman in the background?

  28. KOOL GUY

    NNNNAAAAAAAAAA DIS KOOL NEWSSSSSSSS;;JUS LIKE SIR MARK ANTHONY AND MRS JENNIFER LOPEZZZZZ!””””””’HEADLINEEEEEEEE SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  29. paul

    You forgot to mention Khloe Kardashian in your headline.

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    Donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    Of course I’m not kidding! He and Spielberg really tried to rape me… seriously I’m not fucking around.

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    Donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    I know Dave but hear me out, those stories about Lucas… they’re absolutely true, it’s literally this big! Why do you think he liked working with Dwarfs so much?

  32. geeek

    You could also name this post “Harrison Ford is a Dwarf”.

  33. Elf

    “It’s not the years, Dave. It’s the mileage!”

  34. DBSaysWhat

    Latenite hosts always position themselves to be taller than their guests. Even on horseback.

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    malc0mn
    Commented on this photo:

    a horse really IS hung like Chuck Norris!

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