“I’m tellin’ ya, she’s that thin, Dave. Won’t even smell food. I have to cook in the basement.”
Sometimes I just like to post pics that make me laugh for reasons I don’t even know, so here’s Harrison Ford riding a horse through Manhattan with David Letterman, and more importantly, making this face, so I could only assume his horse had WiFi. “Internet? Internet? Where?” *swings spear around hitting Internet in the jetpack, sending into careening into Sarlacc pit because George Lucas is a dickhead*
How the hell did I ever get laid?
Photo: Splash News
huh, no dennis weaver…?
Dennis Weaver is in the cold, cold ground.
I bet this pic made Calista Flockheart wet, with her grandaddy fetish and all.
Cool guy (Ford) vs Douchebag (the other person)
Coming soon to a theatre near you.
“Who’s scruffy looking?!”
Love it!
I first saw the pic and it was like WTF? and then I read the post and it was like oh now I get it! Fish is in a good mood this morning.
Great! don’t forget about your lady fans and post us some dick! thanks!
Fish I forgot to say please, sorry, my bad!
So, could you please post dick for the ladies today? thanks!!
There are plenty of dicks on this site already!
(Yeah, I know, I’m one of them)
yeah. I’m the biggest dick of them all.
You can see my dick. It’s not overly long but it’s comparatively thick and that’s supposed to be more important isn’t it…girth?
While we’re at it, I fucking HATE Miracle Whip.
I was totally confused at this comment until I really looked at the site and almost gagged. A Miracle Whip add at 10am? Fucking gross.
“…for a chance to win $25,000 for your wedding or DIVORCE?” WTF? Kraft Foods can fund your divorce in a nationwide advertising campaign, but it’s the gays who get the blame for destroying the institution of marriage.
Maybe that’s what’s bottled as their actual product.
The resulting leftover “Santorum” from the gays.
hey TomFrank. Do you know why divorce is expensive?
Because it is worth it.
Miracle Whip: It’s like Mayo’s white-trash cousin.
He may not be the best choice, but Letterman is still a better choice than Shia LaBeouf to take over the role of Indiana Jones!
“Indiana Jones 5 meeting? WHERE?!?”
Letterman is a liberal scumbag!
He couldn’t possibly look any more gay,… the fuckn earring, the wrong horse,…
My guess is Rufies and a wad of $100s. Am I close?
“Ugh, this horse smells bad. I’d hate to think how it smells on the inside.”
*SWOONS*
This sorta makes up for the Viggo Mortensen nightmare pic last week.
Harrison looks good. Foxy old guy. Yum.
It’s been a while since he mounted anything that broad.
HA HA! Harrison Ford is an Oompa Loompa!!
That’s Han fucking Solo — respect the Han! Respect Him!
Ford’s earring makes him look like a d-bag.
Great post!
…AND I get a balloon animal and cake afterwards?
“How the hell did I ever get laid?”
Spoiler alert: You didn’t.
Why does Harrison Ford look so tiny next to David Letterman? It can’t be totally the horses’ fault.
Beautiful horses!! Not safe to ride without a helmet on pavement though….
Harrison Ford : “Then I walked right up to Mark and I just said….LOSER!!! He started crying like a little baby”
I love ponies!
“We’re not going to Delhi. We’re going to Pankot Palace”
Is that what qualifies as legends now? An actor and a tv show host?!!
Han Solo, captain of the Millennium Falcon. Chewie here tells me you’re looking for passage to the Alderaan system.
Yes, indeed. If it’s a fast ship.
A fast ship? You’ve never heard of the Milliennium Falcon? It’s the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs….
Nothing wrong w a Boba Fett reference, Fish.
*Letterman just finishes destroying a TIE fighter on Jay Leno’s portside*
Letterman: You’re all clear Conan now let’s blow this thing and get to TBS!
Is that Dustin Hoffman in the background?
NNNNAAAAAAAAAA DIS KOOL NEWSSSSSSSS;;JUS LIKE SIR MARK ANTHONY AND MRS JENNIFER LOPEZZZZZ!””””””’HEADLINEEEEEEEE SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You forgot to mention Khloe Kardashian in your headline.
Of course I’m not kidding! He and Spielberg really tried to rape me… seriously I’m not fucking around.
I know Dave but hear me out, those stories about Lucas… they’re absolutely true, it’s literally this big! Why do you think he liked working with Dwarfs so much?
You could also name this post “Harrison Ford is a Dwarf”.
“It’s not the years, Dave. It’s the mileage!”
Latenite hosts always position themselves to be taller than their guests. Even on horseback.
a horse really IS hung like Chuck Norris!