Harrison Ford Already Broke His Ankle On The Millennium Falcon

June 13th, 2014 // 20 Comments
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“I also went poop in R2-D2. Shh.”

In case you’re wondering how the original cast of Star Wars is doing on the set of Episode VII, they’re old and falling over everything. THR reports:

Harrison Ford sustained an ankle injury during filming today on the set of Star Wars: Episode VII. He was taken to a local hospital and is receiving care. Shooting will continue as planned while he recuperates,” studio Disney said a statement to THR.
A source tells THR that the actor, who reprises his role as Han Solo from the original franchise, was injured by the door of the Millennium Falcon, the spacecraft that his character pilots in the original films. The spaceship looks to be making a return in the sequel.

Wow, you can really tell how integral Han Solo is to the movie considering Harrison Ford basically checked out after a week of filming and it affected nothing. Then again, this is a J.J. Abrams movie, so it’s not like he can’t be replaced with lens flare:

“Luke, we’re gonna have company!”
“AHH, MY RETINAS! MY RETINAS, YOU SONOFABITCH! WHY ARE YOU MADE ENTIRELY OF LIGHT?! THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE!”

See how I added classic lines from the movies? I’m very clever. And alone. Case in point, haha, it’s The Joker talking to Luke Skywalker. *looks out window yearning for human touch*

Photos: Getty

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  1. “It’s not the years, it’s the mileage. Ok, to hell with that bullshit, it’s definitely the years.”

  2. Deacon Jones

    This will be a very interesting movie…to say the least.

    What would be hysterical is if they remade the original Star Wars with the same cast.

    “Oh hell, kid, I just shit my pants.”

  3. Cock Dr

    The Mouse tried to kill Harrison Ford but they failed.
    I wonder if this is their way of disposing with people who might make trouble for them on the movie promo media bandwagon. Mr Ford is probably not an obedient Jonas Bro type and might very well say to Letterman “Yeah, the movie/the script/the director really sucked” if he felt like it.

  4. I also expect “Where’d you dig up that old fossil?” to be recycled in Star Wars: Episode VII, of course this time referring to Ford/Solo.

  5. What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?

  6. Does Luke end up cutting off his other hand with his own Lightsaber too?

  7. Short Round

    I have every respect for Ford but what he’s been doing lately is just destroying his legacy. In movies he looks like a confused angry old dude who’s pissed because kids are playing on his lawn.

  8. Fortunately, the Falcon already had a wheelchair ramp.

  9. “Never tell me the AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!” (falls down)

  10. Is Chewie going to be his nurse? Oh My God, it can be like Hodor and Bran.

  11. Nothing a special modification won’t fix.

  12. JimBB

    No hokey religion can replace a good hip replacement at your side, kid.

  13. Motorboat Captain

    Misspelled “Millennium” in the title. Turn in your nerd card. As of today you’re merely a dork.

  14. Star Wars Episode VII : A New Hip

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