Happy Thanksgiving!

November 26th, 2008 // 67 Comments

Hey, guys, I’ll be taking off the next two days for some R&R, but The Superficial will return to its regularly scheduled posting on Saturday Nov. 29. For those who haven’t noticed: Yes, Virginia, there’s posting on the weekends now. Whee!

In the meantime, here’s pics of Kim Kardashian who’s thankful this year for paparazzi that don’t always go for the ass shot and, as usual, O.J. Simpson’s prior access to knives.

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!

Photos: Splash News

  1. anonymous

    doopa dee doo

  2. b

    Why is she never with her negro BF?

  3. simplicity

    i HATE seeing posts about this chick.

    any case..
    Happy Thanksgiving Superficial Fish Man.

  4. simplicity

    i HATE seeing posts about this chick.

    any case..
    Happy Thanksgiving Superficial Fish Man.

  5. simplicity

    i HATE seeing posts about this chick.

    any case..
    Happy Thanksgiving Superficial Fish Man.

  6. simplicity

    BLEH

  7. jaime

    nooo what am i gonna do all day without superficial?!

    and no, i hadn’t noticed you’re posting on weekends haha. cause i just don’t look at it on weekends.

  8. Lala

    You need R & R from sitting at a computer and posting a story ( one someone else originally broke) every few hours?

  9. Doggy Style

    hahaha I’ll eat the turkey like I eat my pussy, raw. Happy Thanksgiving America, WE ROCK THE SHIT OUT OF THE WORLD.

    P.S I Love purple.

  10. Randal

    If there’s a song that would be playing as you walk in that purple, form fitting dress, it would be Wicked Game by Chris Isaak for you truly are put together with a paint brush dipped in a pail of wicked.

    Strut your stuff girl because you’ve got it all.

    Randal

  11. MCcains tumor

    Wow @10 do you like Judy Garland, musicals and sucking man-sausage too, or are you really Rupaul in disguise??

  12. KAT

    She is beautiful :) Big butt and all!!

  13. mimi

    No one will miss you Fish-ass!

  14. Aja

    The dress is such a nice color.

  15. John

    Thanksgiving? Already? haha… oh. Well me and my family don’t celebrate it. Give thanks to who?? Oh and Kourtney is a buttaface.

  16. Truth doctor

    Turkey makes my pee-pee smell funny (just ask Kim!)

  17. Casual Observer

    Kim looked happy to be on the finale of DWTS last night. She may not have much dancing talent but all that time spend dancing makes her look better in outfits like these and actually quite attractive in bikinis whilest at the beach.

  18. momo

    in reference to the entry above. L-O-S-E-R. oh wait . I mean Hater!!! keep hatin’ (wink)

  19. kc f-balls

    you suck fish. and so do the losers who brag about being first to post here. Kim has a great ass

  20. despite the big bum she is really pretty!

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  21. lori

    The writer for this site seems to have lost his edge. Or is this a new writer?

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  23. kelley

    The Superficial needs to learn proper English !! In this posting, ” it’s ” should be ” its ” … for shame !!

  24. olivia

    Jesus what am I supposed to do with 2 days of not being able to read hilarious posts from this site?
    be productive in life?
    what a waste of time that would be.

  25. Lucifer

    I heard that she appeared on a dating community ***INTERRACIALLOVING.COM*** with a personal account there. Maybe you have the chance to talk to her online or meet some singles there. It is amazing.

  26. Adrienne

    i hate kim kardashian with a burning passion

  27. ChuckleHead

    Hey Superfish, take a 96.
    No one cares about you posting on the weekends.

    As far as a Happy Thanksgiving goes, kiss my lily white ass.

  28. packinwood

    The chick walking next to her looks better than Kardashian does.

  29. friendlyfires

    Yeah, well if I wanna watch cartoon ass and breasts, I could watch Naked Beach Frenzy (Ren & Stimpy, the Lost Episodes).
    Hmmmmm, turkey breasts!

  30. Tom K

    These racist comments are so out of control. Any loser that wastes there time posting this on a gossip site is a real idiot. On Kim K. I don’t think shes that bad she just needs to drop a few pounds. I think alot of guys hate on her because she dates black guys. Corny ones at that|!

  31. kahlee

    I don’t understand people who call her ugly. I can understand calling her unattractive, but that woman is not ugly. Her face is beautiful.

  32. Oz

    I could probably search Google or something but I have this need to be verbally attacked by a group of dickheads whose collective IQ equals that of a dog turd ..

    What the fuck is Thanks Giving for anyways?

    Have a great holiday and stay safe

  33. I haven’t a problem with that, folks!!

  34. John

    Moooooo

  35. maxine

    She’s dumb, ignorant, sleazy, untalented, vapid, barely literate, has a huge hairy nasty ass, and desperately wants to be seen as a VIP rather than the heiress she is. Look at the size of her mouth. She could fit 4 horse cocks in that motherfucker. You call having a disproportionately large mouth (and ass) beautiful? She does appear to have lost some weight due to her surgeries; it’s certainly not from disciplined eating habits and a regular workout regimen since that is one lazy bitch. She’s never worked a day in her life. Everything has been handed to her free of effort.

    Kim, stop wasting your inheritance trying to be something you aren’t. Use it to get an education so you won’t appear to be the village idiot. Then use your education to obtain a career and you will find your place in this world. Stop making such a fool of yourself and maybe people will respect you.

  36. Dave

    I find all of the Kardashians to be revolting and disgusting.

  37. missy

    same here #41 except i wish they would all die

  38. TJ

    She likes who? He’s a what? EEEEEEEW.

  39. Mr. Sleepyhead

    She looks like an Umpaloompa in that dress.

  40. Duke Steele

    I would most likely bang her silly if I could get over her claim to fame of being pissed on. Which makes me wonder if her sister Khloe and her brother Kourtney dig it too??

  41. bro, you can always make the posts and schedule them to publish ahead of time, feeding our needs and keeping you blog perpetually updating for the SE spiders to eat up :)

  42. Max Planck

    Are you serving turkey or pork butt?

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  44. kahlee

    Look at the size of her mouth? OK no offense but you’re kind of scraping the bottom of the insults barrel now. Looks like a normal sized mouth. But yeah, whatever.

  45. ADF

    I heard that she appeared on a dating community ***INTERRACIALLOVING.COM*** with a personal account there. Maybe you have the chance to talk to her online or meet some singles there. It is amazing.

  46. Shannon

    everything about this skank is fake. and she’s even more useless then paris hilton, that’s an achievement!

  47. Kia

    Happy Thanksgiving, Superfish. Thanks for making me laugh. :)

  48. Both of you girls are absolutely welcome in my “CABINE”!!
    (thanks anyway)

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