Happy St. Patrick’s Day, drunkies!

March 17th, 2008 // 34 Comments

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, everybody! Be safe out there and try not to drink too much because I need you bright-eyed and bushy-tailed to give me site traffic in the morning. See? I care. Now to continue celebrating this momentous day. I already started this morning by pouring Guinness on me Lucky Charms. And also me cereal. Hi-yo! Drink responsibly, folks, and remember, stealing a cop’s horse is technically not a form of designated driving. No matter how many carrots you feed it at the strip club which, seriously, I still don’t get.

NOTE:: The above photo is Pete Doherty. To anyone who thinks it’s actually me, wow, I’ve never been so insulted in my life. Even that one time I made love to a woman and she laughed afterwards then called me Two Seconds McTinyBalls III.


  1. Anarya

    We do try…

  2. minniememe

    this dude always looks like he’s photographed in a gutter

  3. peeps

    Who is this man?

    Seriously he’s scaring me please someone tell me.

  4. Aaron

    His pants are WAY too tight in the waist.

  5. Ahhhhh! You are burning my eyes with an ugly leprachaun this early in the day!! At least wait until we’ve had a three green-beer minimum!

  6. woodhorse

    I tore the St. Christopher’s medal off the dash and replaced it with a photo of Pete Doherty. Now the cops just smile and say, “You can go about your business. These aren’t the droids we’re looking for”.

  7. Guy

    He may look a slob but he dresses fine.

  8. kelly

    you spelled GUINNESS wrong….

  9. @7 I did not think he was your type..

  10. @Jimbo–That’s why I said “w/ beer goggles”–get it? He is pretty repulsive there–but if I drank beer and was consequently drunk I would probably think he was doable.

  11. Anna

    Actually St. Patrick’s day was Saturday. Because this is Holy Week, and you can’t have an official feast day in an official week of fasting… the Pope changed it.

    Not to get all goody-two-shoes.

  12. Harry Ballzack

    {{C.R.E.E.P.Y}} dude !!

  13. I missed Jimbo and Frists b-days?

  14. titlesswonder

    What is it with you wank Yanks and St Patricks day, most of you aren’t even fucking Irish you’ve certainly never even BEEN there, us Irish laugh at you pathetic arseholes.
    At least Pete Doherty is – part Irish.

  15. yukadoozer

    Bottoms up, wankers.

  16. elle

    anna – the pope celebrated it to saturday but we ignored it and kept it on the 17th. paddy’s day is always on the 17th and popey can’t change that. and he looks like candle. off topic but true

  17. Jewel

    That’s actually Fish!
    (owner of this site)

  18. Paddy O'Reilly

    To celebrate St. Patrick’s Day I bought an Irish boomerang. When you throw it, it doesn’t actually come back, it just sings mournful songs about how much it wants to.

  19. I drunked being love!


  20. m

    hmmmmm… I do like me Pete
    and Ireland… I’m having a good day

    mmmmmm…. guinness in lucky charms

  21. Lucky

    He is a hottie. I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site “W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m” last week. Is he single now? Just curious.

  22. Fucking Spammers

    #22 Do you know what else you should be curious about? Whether or not if drinking a gallon of bleach will kill you. How about you go find that out for us? Don’t bother to report back. Thanks.

  23. leprechaunish


  24. Dorito Man

    He’s a pillow biter.

  25. angie10996

    ohh….okay…many beers does that to everyone!

  26. angie10996

    Aay…you’re dressed up and not sweaty…you should cruise the bars man!

  27. Mike

    Mmmmm, it seems he is very interested in dating wealthy young guys. I saw him on millionaire&celeb dating site “SeekingRich.com”
    last week.

  28. Array

    #28 Did you now? How about you go and contact him then. Maybe he’ll give your ass a good workout and you’ll stop bothering us with your spam. Dumb fuck.

  29. Auntie Kryst

    Ok Fish fuck, here’s your site traffic back. Whew, St. Pat’s was fun; only a couple cuts and bruises I can’t account for. @15 you’re an eejit. It’s an Irish-AMERICAN holiday, celebrating the Irish immigrant experience. It has nothing to do with you. Does that explain it gobshite? Good, now give us a song whydoncha.

  30. LBot

    I wish I can walk around neighborhood wiht a pint in my hand and when the police ask what am I doing, I say I dunno and walk off with out getting taszered.

  31. O'Hara

    #19. roflmao

  32. Grunion

    I drank so much yesterday I woke up hating the British.

  33. Ron

    “What is it with you wank Yanks and St Patricks day, most of you aren’t even fucking Irish you’ve certainly never even BEEN there, us Irish laugh at you pathetic arseholes.”

    Hey moron,

    It’s just an excuse to drink. You Irish fuck.

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