Happy St. Patrick’s Day, drunkies!

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, everybody! Be safe out there and try not to drink too much because I need you bright-eyed and bushy-tailed to give me site traffic in the morning. See? I care. Now to continue celebrating this momentous day. I already started this morning by pouring Guinness on me Lucky Charms. And also me cereal. Hi-yo! Drink responsibly, folks, and remember, stealing a cop’s horse is technically not a form of designated driving. No matter how many carrots you feed it at the strip club which, seriously, I still don’t get.

NOTE:: The above photo is Pete Doherty. To anyone who thinks it’s actually me, wow, I’ve never been so insulted in my life. Even that one time I made love to a woman and she laughed afterwards then called me Two Seconds McTinyBalls III.