Happy New Year, you sexy beasts

December 31st, 2006 // 119 Comments
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Have a safe and happy New Year everybody. I’ll probably see you Tuesday, depending on how many baby koalas I have to save. Take that, Angelina Jolie. My heart is twice as big as yours. Twice as firm too. Mmm, and supple.

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Comments (119)

  1. zoe15 | December 31, 2006 at 5:51 pm

    First!

    Happy New Year’s, everyone!

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  2. cherie | December 31, 2006 at 6:03 pm

    second, biatches.

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  3. frenchtoaststix | December 31, 2006 at 6:04 pm

    Happy New Year, fellow SF posters. Unfortuntely, I have to work tonight. In the words of the immortal Nacho Libre, it SUCKS to be me right now. Everyone have a margarita for me!

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  4. ash | December 31, 2006 at 6:36 pm

    I’m in Australia, and its been 2007 for exactly 13.5 hours.
    Soooooooooo..happy new year!!!

    Lets make some predictions…I think Britters will continue to party minus underwear…I think Lindsay will continue to be a firecrotch…and I think my prime minister and your president will continue to be in bed together!

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  5. eXtasyStef | December 31, 2006 at 7:47 pm

    In Virginia, 10:45pm. My idea of partying consisted of taking my kid to see Charlotte’s Web for her B-day, and now I get to do work on my computer. So someone drink one for me too–strawberry margarita, frozen, with salt. Here’s to more gratuitous crotch shots, ya’all.

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  6. m1ndys | December 31, 2006 at 8:17 pm

    yea virginia!

    happy new year to you too, superfish!

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  7. Binky | December 31, 2006 at 8:21 pm

    Well , it’s still early over here – 5:20 am.
    But so far 2007 seems to suck as well.

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  8. Binky | December 31, 2006 at 8:22 pm

    OOppps Deja whatever
    Well , it’s still early over here – 5:20 am.
    But so far 2007 seems to suck as well.

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  9. Mo | December 31, 2006 at 8:27 pm

    Happy 2007 all! May all your alcohol be the good stuff and your undies be off only when the cameras aren’t rolling.

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  10. Binky | December 31, 2006 at 8:44 pm

    And – for the good of the children – don’t drink and blog…

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  11. suzy | December 31, 2006 at 9:24 pm

    1. i love how that pic is from 2006 lmao
    2. i also wish the master behind superificial and all of the site’s readers a very happy, wonderful, safe, and blessed new year!!

    -Suzy

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  12. Peter Coffin | December 31, 2006 at 9:36 pm

    Daughtry – they recorded a platinum-selling album, played live on Fox’s New Years, and suck.

    Creed meets Fuel… now THAT’s a winning combination…

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  13. Kristin | December 31, 2006 at 9:50 pm

    Happy New Year. =]

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  14. lilystar | December 31, 2006 at 9:52 pm

    Happy New Year everyone!!! ?

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  15. penissary contact | December 31, 2006 at 9:54 pm

    happy new year!!! this year is special for me – i rang in the new year with sudden anal sex by a stranger! i’m torn and happy! big tip for all of you: the color for 2007 is blood red!!!

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  16. Kate | December 31, 2006 at 10:06 pm

    Happy New Year, bitches! Love ya all!

    You too Superfish!

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  17. magickal | December 31, 2006 at 10:17 pm

    I’m on my third bottle of brut.

    Happy New Years, my fellow cunts and douches.

    I mean that with love. :)

    Two thousand mother fuckin’ seven biotches!

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  18. madaboutmark | December 31, 2006 at 11:20 pm

    HAPPY NEW YEAR MOTHER FUCKERS!!!

    WITH LOVE!!

    OK,
    THANKS!

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  19. Trey | December 31, 2006 at 11:42 pm

    happy new years!!!!!

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  20. mztry | January 1, 2007 at 12:34 am

    Happy New Year from one of us
    Who does it nicely and won’t cuss
    But feels the need to make a fuss

    To Britney and to Lindsay too
    Another year… a new tatoo
    Better times for both of you

    To Nicoles Kidman and Richee
    Better times I hope you’ll see
    And grams of weight to gain with glee

    Kristen can hold her head up higher
    Which comes from hangin’ with a spider
    While jealous people just get snider

    Tara’s not a Frankenstein
    Compared to all of you she’s fine
    And looking better all the time

    But I’ll pray this year for Tom and Kate
    Whose name he’s changed you’ve heard of late
    There are some things I can’t relate

    God Bless Tiny Tim!

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  21. cayana | January 1, 2007 at 12:43 am

    Happy New Year Superficial!

    Wahaha.. 3 months of posts gone.. all the fighting and namecalling and potty talk.. Let us have a moment of silence for all those lost posts. *muffled laughter*

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  22. Cherokee Chocolate | January 1, 2007 at 2:33 am

    Happy New Year Superfish and Friends!!! 2007 is going to freakin’ rock!!!

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  23. MrSemprini | January 1, 2007 at 4:13 am

    New year comes softly
    Still the night sleeps
    Until Paris takes off her panties

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  24. Lowlands | January 1, 2007 at 7:05 am

    Hey people!I wish you all a happy new year!I know i’m a bit late but i was all day busy with charity works blah,blah and bringing the living word blah,blah and semen.I just put the second bottle of champagne between those front-fleshpillows of this amazing woman to keep the bottle on temperature.The service is also much better this way,just pinch the niple for a imediate refill.If there’re some bitches which don’t like this,you can clit-slap me later.I hope you all enjoyed your new year!

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  25. HolisticWisdomcom | January 1, 2007 at 7:58 am

    Happy New Year!

    Hope you all have great sex this year!

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  27. Nikky Raney | January 1, 2007 at 9:01 am

    happy new year

    but i think we should mention things about new years eve

    such as rhianna’s dress..
    when she did her little dance
    and how she was not even TRYING to sing.

    and christina kissing ryan sea crest and then saying OOPSY MY HUBBY.

    and other things :]

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  28. Missallanpoe | January 1, 2007 at 9:18 am

    Lol, ty you too. Man…I didn’t make any new years resolutions! Possibly Look hotter this year..if that’s possible.

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  29. A Memoire | January 1, 2007 at 10:16 am

    Angelina who?

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  30. groonk | January 1, 2007 at 11:26 am

    just so you know..koalas are mean sumbitches. best break out your best body armor. the kind you use to shake paris hilton’s hand would do nicely.

    happy new year to all! and to all a good hangover.

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  31. Courtney | January 1, 2007 at 11:29 am

    Happy New Year)(!*#)*#!

    I’ve made your resolution for you, Mr. Superficial – No more Paris Hilton posts! I’m so happy that you’ve decided to see it my way.

    <3333333333333333333333333

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  32. BarbadoSlim | January 1, 2007 at 11:55 am

    Merry New Year all!

    Was looking at the Forum section superfishdoode , ouch, is THAT what you wanna go with? It looks like shit. It doesn’t look “superfishy” you mess with the look and you’re gonna lose hits.

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  33. There's a Surprise Inside | January 1, 2007 at 4:16 pm

    Happy New Year, You Dirty Mofos!

    I love you BarbadoSlim! Even more now in 2007.

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  34. ImaCracka | January 1, 2007 at 4:43 pm

    Happy New Year all……

    In a drunken stupor last night I bought a tow hitch off ebay for my Jeep…

    How good do you think a tow hitch off Ebay is?

    And how sad is my life that on New Years Eve I am surfing Ebay looking for a trailer hitch……

    Damn I need a life…..

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  35. Denimpetal | January 1, 2007 at 5:38 pm

    LOL ImaCraka that is a splendid way to ring in the new year, I think parties are such a cliche.
    I stayed at home with my mum and my little brother. At seven p.m I was saying “no I don’t want any champagne” apparently at around 5a.m I stumbled into the living room and screamed “There’s no more champagne you bastards! Now what the fuck am I supposed to drink???????” and I called my ex who I’d recently told to fuck off and get over himself and moaned about being all alone at christmas and would he like to come over and give me one for the road?
    I am extremely proud of myself. But a lot of me wishes I was on ebay looking for a trailer hitch.
    Thankgod, I don’t get hangovers! haahahaha

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  36. Italian Stallion | January 1, 2007 at 7:42 pm

    I like little boys.

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  37. edb87 | January 1, 2007 at 8:04 pm

    I like little girls.

    Happy New Year everyone!

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  38. killeristic | January 1, 2007 at 8:06 pm

    HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!
    okay. im a little too slow. hahaha.
    still HAPPY DAYS AHEAD! 2007!!
    WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (:

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  39. Italian Stallion | January 1, 2007 at 8:33 pm

    I like licking little boys private parts.

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  40. Truthseeker013 | January 2, 2007 at 12:08 pm

    Happy New Year to all of you mad, wonderful souls. You’ll be seeing a lotmore of me in the eyars to come. Blame the CIA hit squad that was too inept to close the deal for that…

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  41. herbiefrog | January 2, 2007 at 4:56 pm

    lol all you guys :)))

    we were busy…
    …entertaining

    our bitch

    looks like we missed some fun thoughts

    ttfn

    ps fuck you all and happy new year

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  42. HollywoodSnark | March 9, 2007 at 1:29 pm

    hopefully this year has much crazy crap happen as last!

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  43. HollywoodSnark | March 27, 2007 at 6:14 am

    yeah, but you have to save *baby* koala bears!

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  44. Casino | November 1, 2007 at 6:49 pm

    i don’t know if it’s that good

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    Everyone has their own method for curing a hangover, its whatever works best for the person. I myself get really bad
    hangovers, but I love to drink so Ive tried many methods and the one that works for me is making sure that very couple of
    drinks you have, have a glass of water (a hangover is a form of dehydration) and when you get home from the bar (or
    where-ever) take a few aspirins.

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