Happy New Year!

December 31st, 2008 // 103 Comments

Here’s Paris Hilton celebrating New Year’s Eve at The Bongo Virus party in Sydney. Hold on, she’s in the future already?! Jesus, how did this happen? Aw man, she’s going to get VD all over 2009 before we even get there. Guess I better start practicing having it burn when I pee. Anyone got a lighter?

Happy New Year! I think. Goddammit, Paris…

Photos: Splash News
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  1. dawnalex

    They certainly are not young anymore.

  2. LULU

    Nicky looks too skinny and its not attractive at all
    Paris is still doing her stupid ho poses
    They both look old and tired

    THEY BOTH NEED TO GO AWAY FAST

  3. Happy new year!
    Wish you all the best and joy and wonderful things to become true this year!
    It’s 2009!

  4. Herpes causes Huge Feet

    Those chicks got the biggest feet in showbiz. Can you imagine those size 14′s stickin’ out of the sheets next to you? Its like a bad episode of Oz,aka Season 4.

  5. wow

    I think Hilton has some kind of spinal curvature disorder.

  6. aliknievel

    9 foot tall Lizard People apparently do rule the world after all. There’s no way these two aren’t actually Chitauri Lizard Women. Yuch.

  7. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION IS TOO STOP BEING SO IGNORANT AND RACIST, I PROBABLY WONT, I SHOULD OF BEEN USED FOR STEM CELL RESEARCH

  8. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION IS TOO STOP BEING SO IGNORANT AND RACIST, I PROBABLY WONT, I SHOULD OF BEEN USED FOR STEM CELL RESEARCH

  9. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION IS TOO STOP BEING SO IGNORANT AND RACIST, I PROBABLY WONT, I SHOULD OF BEEN USED FOR STEM CELL RESEARCH

  10. PostmortemG

    Seriously, I’d rather see more posts of Heidi [ Sticking her sweet ass out at the camera ] than Paris [ And her nasty, unfeminine body ]. Ew.

  11. bootlips

    They’re still hotter than any simian nigress.

  12. lnda

    Happy New Year! I’m an open minded girl from US, I’m interested in exotic things, photography, dating and sports…
    I have my photos on — Tallhub Co m —, I love tall guys!
    Do you love traveling and have some experience? Just find me out!!

  13. George W Bush

    Paris Hilton is like the President, Queen, and Fearless Leader of the stupid, talentless, and never should’ve been famous in the first place!!! Her sister on the other hand is like her ugly, side kick, dog. That said, I think her sister should show up at all future events dressed in that busted ass, stupid looking, rejects version of a gorilla suit!!!!!!

  14. paris is pathetic

    Wow they are really getting older and uglier! To bad money can’t buy a brain!

  15. paris is a nobody

    Its so funny it seems paris does not have anymore friends,except the pathetic one from her show!! It must be hard being almost 30 and coming across like your 12!!

  16. They are beautiful

  17. They are beautiful

  18. They are beautiful

  19. Fuck these broads! Somebody’s gotta explain why I ain’t got shit!

  20. Fuck these broads! Somebody’s gotta explain why I ain’t got shit!

  21. britney's weave

    i think i just got herpes in my eye.

  22. emily

    woah! they look …. blech! i though the other blond (not paris) was some australian super star! but its not its nicky hilton! oh how sad shes never in the news! poor nicky!

  23. Looks like they found themselves a good man!

  24. If she was fast enough, she could have flown to the US and celebrated two NY Eves

  25. rabbitnv

    Why the hell does Paris always have to pose like she’s doing sexy times? She’s totally humping that poor creature in the last pic. Can apes contract VD?

  26. Paul

    2009 – No more rich, skinny white bitches

  27. farty_mcshitface

    numbers 3 and 7, i agree. those bitches have some of the ugliest legs ever. scrawny and sinewy – they look like angelina jolie’s legs. just awful.

  28. A.

    i love her, she’s fuckin’ awesome

  29. Pablo Barrara

    TIngles from rollercoasters
    Urine like wine
    Sore throats
    Are not a happy state of mind

  30. Happy New Year from Paris, to Paris

  31. I got the information of a friend that america was a free country in a way you can use text and so the computer for making statements and give your meaning.
    Maybe my language isn’t always as “CLEAN” as it should be but HELL people: THIS IS AMERICA 2009, right?

  32. dee

    they have all this money and STILL dress like its halloween… and paris honey, gold dress and silver shoes – NOT HOT!

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  35. I think age has started to show here. Look at those legs!

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  38. I’m stay here looking for something hot like Paris Hilton and some other actress…….

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  40. nice useful information with good consept

  41. very informative.. thanks for sharing

  42. They are really hot and I like to see their pic’s…..Nice stuff

  43. was it on Australia?

  44. This is my first visit here, Interesting, thanks for sharing ….

  45. She is still sexy wearing party dress..

  46. Nicky looks better than Paris, as usually. Unbelievable how the two sisters have such different taste.

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