Everyone have a blast tonight doing whatever it is you do to celebrate the New Year. (If it involves a donkey, call me.) In the meantime, I included these pictures of Paris Hilton to remind you all to practice safe sex. Tonight you might meet Mr. or Mrs. Right, but surprise, they’re full of VD. So wrap it up and be safe. Or, if you happen to hook up with Paris, not only wrap it up, but wear a HAZMAT suit and heavily consider hiring a stunt double.
Happy New Year, everybody! Catch you on Wednesday.
NOTE: In case you’re thinking I just used pictures from Paris’ night with Kevin Federline on Saturday, these are actually from last night. Sexy Paris never changed out of her outfit proving, once again, she is the classiest bitch alive.
Photos: Splash News
she’s amazing . i love er…. i want to marry her she is the girl of my dreams with so much beauty and talent and style and ballet and wowzers she is brilliant i want her now ! step over k fed im comin to get me some perez hilton . ya mon
those turds in her arms pits are glitter sparkles you freaks
!tsirf m’I !tsirf m’I !tsirf m’I
Dang. I was looking in the mirror.
after all shez not my wonderwall she rally is a NAZI BITCH MUHAHAHA go paris
after all shez not my wonderwall she rally is a NAZI BITCH MUHAHAHA go paris
If she would just fix her droopy ass fugly nose, she’d be a very pretty girl.
Her elbow is on crack
the next anti-pop icon’s gonna be the one who shoots this cunt called Paris.
The image in the person holding the camera’s display doesn’t match up to what’s going on in front of the camera.
in the bottom pic she looks like chris crocker
uh yes it does beh. u can evensee the guys hes in front of the girl duh
Holy shit at first I thought she had barfed in her armpit but it really is just reflections from the dress. Oh well shes still a nasty skank either way.
I saw the reflection at first and was like what the fuck… but really what I want to know is what the hell is wrong with the inside of her left elbow area it looks SO distorted… I feel another sex tape coming on soon…. gotta make up for that grand daddys lost money somehow.
While were picking her apart. really bad spray tan too. her shins and knees are lighter then her calves amd she has an nice crease stain on her wrist, the one sticking out towards the camera with the funky elbow. Which BTW I think looks weird because she maybe double jointed
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looks like shingles to me.
i bet med students would have a field day with paris…
Damn! She’s triple jointed! Nasty. The dress reflection still looks like herpes/ chicken pox/ german measles to me.
I just tried to do that with my arms, and now they hurt like hell.
She is rich and beautiful, by the way.
i saw the flaming lips on new years! weeeew!!!!!!
o.k so i have been out of the loop for a little bitso it’s going to sound lame i supose but how did she lose her inheratance again btw say what you please but that shit on her armpit and face isn’t any of the above things listed here on the post it is infact ghonnaherpesyphilaids and those people inside that little plastic wall in front of her have all been exsposed to it,… i hope they knew it when she paid them to party with her,..that plastic wall was placed there after they found out that paris was going to be partying there as not to infect the other partons and keep her crabs in a contained area and away from the other guests and the food,.. gross. happy new yar guys go 2008!!!
CLEARLY THAT WHITE STUFF IS SPERM
WHICH THAT BLACK GUY SPRAYED ALL OVER HER
AND NOW THEY ARE CELEBRATING
The way she’s holding that phone up makes me wonder whether some company is paying her to be seen with their phone.
happy new year im so happy! yessss
Pairs chang her so freauently, several days ago I have heard that she found a boyfriend on the site sugaarmommymeet
the “things” under her arm are just the reflections of the sequins on her dress. all of you are incredibly stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy New Years to YOU!
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Mmm. The moves. VIP section; rocking out for the fans. I wanna touch Paris’s hand, no I wanna. You can’t touch Paris, silly. Your hands are too ‘icky’. You’re contaminated with little-money, sucker.
Chain the doors and call in the airstrike: Napalm. Imagine a burning Paris Hilton. Better yet, imagine if she lived. Those watery eyes with no lids. No lips. Darth Vader bald. Hallelujah!
Oprah would dedicate a show to cooked Paris Hilton. Paris would have a book that America would fellate. Being melted would be the best thing that could ever happen to Paris.
I wonder if she was wearing pretty panties under that cute dress?
With any luck at all, several of you will be raped during the new year.
Look mommy, there’s that bird again.
dang paris is soo hott I would do anything to have sex with her. she is amazing
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#75 – Nice try, but we’re no fool. Those are late-stage syphilis sores.
God those elbows! Those elbows!
Heh, I like that pic of her head thrown back, she looks…man.
I want a piece. No joke.
Paris Hilton got herpes? who tansmit this to her? see the hot blog Paris Hilton created on a large herpes dating site http://herpesmates.com
ewww that under armpit area doesn’t look too good
Heh, I like that pic of her head thrown back, she looks…man.
I want a piece. No joke