Everyone have a blast tonight doing whatever it is you do to celebrate the New Year. (If it involves a donkey, call me.) In the meantime, I included these pictures of Paris Hilton to remind you all to practice safe sex. Tonight you might meet Mr. or Mrs. Right, but surprise, they’re full of VD. So wrap it up and be safe. Or, if you happen to hook up with Paris, not only wrap it up, but wear a HAZMAT suit and heavily consider hiring a stunt double.
Happy New Year, everybody! Catch you on Wednesday.
NOTE: In case you’re thinking I just used pictures from Paris’ night with Kevin Federline on Saturday, these are actually from last night. Sexy Paris never changed out of her outfit proving, once again, she is the classiest bitch alive.
Photos: Splash News
Superbad | December 31, 2007 at 4:01 pm
ending the year with the bitch of bitches…
1rst
FRIST!!! | December 31, 2007 at 4:02 pm
Happy New Year!
korina_jebediah | December 31, 2007 at 4:03 pm
her elbows scared me
AMY | December 31, 2007 at 4:04 pm
NICE DEODORANT STAINS
www.usaidwhat.wordpress.com | December 31, 2007 at 4:06 pm
RAWWWWRRR
omg | December 31, 2007 at 4:07 pm
When i first saw this picture i was like…wtf is on her arm?!
LOOL
korina_jebediah | December 31, 2007 at 4:10 pm
Amy those aren’t deodorant stains, it’s the reflection of the dress.
If you give it a closer look you can see the mark of the beast almost completing its transformation.
Vince Lombardi | December 31, 2007 at 4:10 pm
The odiferous emanations from that dress must be enervating.
Look it up, meat.
Sure | December 31, 2007 at 4:17 pm
I really don’t think that those are deodorant stains. They look more like warts. Her vaginal warts must have spread to her underarms. Paris is so gross and dirty. Really, Kevin Fe-Ex, she has really sunk to a new low. Even Britney pitched him out.
Danklin24 | December 31, 2007 at 4:22 pm
It looks like she needs to shave the pits too. It looks like hair. What in the blue hell is wrong with her elbow?
Dee | December 31, 2007 at 4:22 pm
What more would you expect from a no-class, talentless Hilton Pig? I think they need to rename that Hilton foundation and separate it from losers. Not sure who would still want to be associated with a Hilton these days.
sarah | December 31, 2007 at 4:29 pm
i hate paris as much as the next guy, but you guys are such idiots. why dont you bother LOOKING at the pics before you post shit? its very obviously a reflection from her dress, not herpes or warts or deoderant.
blah, blah, blah | December 31, 2007 at 4:45 pm
Tell Amazon-Whore Barbie to turn her arm around, I threw up a little when I saw this pick and then I saw her wrinkly wonky-bo….DISGUSTING! And her arm is too!
Sprint | December 31, 2007 at 4:48 pm
Holding a Cell Phone at a Party – Priceless. What an egotistical bitch.
Max Powers | December 31, 2007 at 4:50 pm
How many nights in a row is this retard going to celebrate New Year’s? At this rate, she won’t be done until Easter.
iburl | December 31, 2007 at 4:50 pm
now that she is cut out of most of the Hilton fortune, I expect more attention addicted behavior than ever. If that is even possible. I expect the cell phones she dances with to also become more bejeweled and her to wear the same slut clothes for up to a week at a time.
Da Man | December 31, 2007 at 5:52 pm
Man I remember Paris back when she’d only get mentions in Page 6, before that stupid TV show and before the herpes. She was smoking at one time. Now? Not so much.
PS: Now she’s a walking billboard to not bang hot chicks without a rubber and don’t share drinks cuz herpes is everywhere!
Donkey Punch | December 31, 2007 at 5:53 pm
It is reflections off the sequins of her dress you muppets. However I am sure she does have herpes but these photos only show light glaring off her dress.
Donkey Punch | December 31, 2007 at 5:55 pm
It is reflections off the sequins of her dress you muppets. However I am sure she does herpes but these photos only show light glaring off her dress.
The White Urkle | December 31, 2007 at 6:08 pm
Could this dress be Paris’ version of Brit’s cowboy boots? Looks like a semen rash under her arms.
2008willsuck | December 31, 2007 at 6:29 pm
She’s dumb as a pile of rocks, but I think she’s really pretty…I like the shorter hair
maz | December 31, 2007 at 6:45 pm
i love the last pic of paris:))
but she looked soo much better with long hair and when she dressed sluttier:P
juniper | December 31, 2007 at 6:48 pm
Whatever that is, it looks awful.
Happy new year, Superfish.
cookie monsta | December 31, 2007 at 7:16 pm
Tranny man hands here will make a revelation in about 6 weeks that she has a little kfed cooking in her oven, and then there will be the best bitch fight of 2008 !!!!!
patrickridyard@yahoo.com | December 31, 2007 at 8:34 pm
no 4)) deodorant stains no cocoa line is cooking lmafo.
patrickridyard@yahoo.com | December 31, 2007 at 8:37 pm
no 4)) deodorant stains no cocoa line is cooking lmafo.
aja | December 31, 2007 at 8:37 pm
She is aging, and still carrying on like a teenager – hun, enuff partying. Your friends are getting married and having kids and careers…
AJA2 | December 31, 2007 at 9:03 pm
She really is an old maid!
aja3 | December 31, 2007 at 9:04 pm
Paris is an Old Spinster!
veggi | December 31, 2007 at 10:14 pm
Paris is rich and beautiful, no wonder she has so many (tiny) jealous haters.
s0fa | December 31, 2007 at 10:41 pm
dude, what is with her arm pit?
tompty | December 31, 2007 at 10:43 pm
happy new year al
johnnyfive | December 31, 2007 at 10:52 pm
All that money and still no cure for herpes….I wouldn’t trade place with her anymore. http://images.hollywoodgrind.com:9000/images/2007/1/journal18.jpg
El Sueno | December 31, 2007 at 10:53 pm
People paid to be in a club with her?
Do_FreeBird | December 31, 2007 at 11:49 pm
She can wear that dress for days if she wants to. I happen to know from her Veteranar….. err doctor that she had her sweat glands removed from her underarms and inserted into her tounge.
Now, not only does her nether reagion smell and taste like dog shit, but if you’re gaggin ……. err going down on her, she’ll drip saliva all over you, and lick her own pussy afterwards.
Don’t doubt it man, I’m a teacher and we know a whole lot of bunches of stuff.
Grape Ape Pees Wine on You | January 1, 2008 at 12:18 am
…lotsa bile for a holiday…probably should just say “Happy New Year” like #2 did.
Happy New Year!
mama | January 1, 2008 at 12:42 am
Ironically, she REALLY does have a herpes outbreak happening around her under arm area. She is brave to show the world, is all I can say….
Kylie | January 1, 2008 at 2:27 am
Paris Hilton is hot, for sure.
utxdoni | January 1, 2008 at 2:33 am
Does that bracelet say, “bought”? Like anyone, but her doesn’t already know that…Bought and paid for the old fashioned way….with daddy’s money.
ADIE | January 1, 2008 at 3:04 am
I can’t wait till Paris stops being famous. She knows that she has no talent, it’s even more fun since she’s getting no inheritance.
No one is rooting for this bitch. Thank God someone is putting the money to use. We all want Paris broke someday. But I want the rape victims I’ve dealt with to not deal with Paris. At least let us do business with someone who cares. Just as happy if Paris died. She has no reason to exist in the public eye. For rape victims, Paris is like a mockery. How can you allow this to go on, you idiot. I wish she could spell dumb,
Mindy | January 1, 2008 at 3:07 am
Sorry, all – it’s not:
– Deodorant
– Reflections
– Warts
– Hair
– Cocoa (?) line (really?)
– Herpes (though I’m sure there’s evidence elsewhere. Backwoods Memphis, anyone?)
It’s oatmeal. Sorry to be the one to break the news.
Happy New Year. I wish you all a disease (and oatmeal) free 2008!
Lexoka | January 1, 2008 at 5:44 am
Wow, Paris Hilton is a nazi… who knew?
lilkutie | January 1, 2008 at 5:58 am
is it just me, or is she the ONLY one who appears to be having a grand ole time? Bah. nevermind…
….HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! :)
Kayro | January 1, 2008 at 6:24 am
gorgeous, she is also very popular on http://www.interracialloving.com people discuss her secrets there.
Guy | January 1, 2008 at 9:26 am
No superfish, don’t you dare take new years day a chance for another week long holiday break, jesus Christ, you lazy bastard.
Bartendress625 | January 1, 2008 at 12:52 pm
At least she’s never hungover. Her and Nicky always pick up this stuff called Cheerz at the Palms. I recommend it to all my skanks and playas. Works!www.CheerzHangover.com
gerard Vandenberg | January 1, 2008 at 1:03 pm
JESUS CHRISTUS!!
What is that for stuff in your ARM-PIT. It looks like melted cheese. HOW IS IT SMELLING!!
sharpeidude | January 1, 2008 at 2:11 pm
That black dude standing behind her looks alot like that porn star Blackzilla. I’ll just bet Paris took a long ride on that 13″ Mandingo of his.
FromOutOfNoWhere | January 1, 2008 at 2:22 pm
#48 That’s not blackzilla. Not even close.
I have to admit, that dude fucks some fine ass white girls in his videos. If Paris Hilton’s coochie when any where near blackzilla, that 13# Mandingo would turn in the limpbizit in no time.
bella | January 1, 2008 at 3:05 pm
she’s amazing . i love er…. i want to marry her she is the girl of my dreams with so much beauty and talent and style and ballet and wowzers she is brilliant i want her now ! step over k fed im comin to get me some perez hilton . ya mon