Everyone have a blast tonight doing whatever it is you do to celebrate the New Year. (If it involves a donkey, call me.) In the meantime, I included these pictures of Paris Hilton to remind you all to practice safe sex. Tonight you might meet Mr. or Mrs. Right, but surprise, they’re full of VD. So wrap it up and be safe. Or, if you happen to hook up with Paris, not only wrap it up, but wear a HAZMAT suit and heavily consider hiring a stunt double.
Happy New Year, everybody! Catch you on Wednesday.
NOTE: In case you’re thinking I just used pictures from Paris’ night with Kevin Federline on Saturday, these are actually from last night. Sexy Paris never changed out of her outfit proving, once again, she is the classiest bitch alive.
Photos: Splash News
ending the year with the bitch of bitches…
1rst
Happy New Year!
her elbows scared me
NICE DEODORANT STAINS
RAWWWWRRR
When i first saw this picture i was like…wtf is on her arm?!
LOOL
Amy those aren’t deodorant stains, it’s the reflection of the dress.
If you give it a closer look you can see the mark of the beast almost completing its transformation.
The odiferous emanations from that dress must be enervating.
Look it up, meat.
I really don’t think that those are deodorant stains. They look more like warts. Her vaginal warts must have spread to her underarms. Paris is so gross and dirty. Really, Kevin Fe-Ex, she has really sunk to a new low. Even Britney pitched him out.
It looks like she needs to shave the pits too. It looks like hair. What in the blue hell is wrong with her elbow?
What more would you expect from a no-class, talentless Hilton Pig? I think they need to rename that Hilton foundation and separate it from losers. Not sure who would still want to be associated with a Hilton these days.
i hate paris as much as the next guy, but you guys are such idiots. why dont you bother LOOKING at the pics before you post shit? its very obviously a reflection from her dress, not herpes or warts or deoderant.
Tell Amazon-Whore Barbie to turn her arm around, I threw up a little when I saw this pick and then I saw her wrinkly wonky-bo….DISGUSTING! And her arm is too!
Holding a Cell Phone at a Party – Priceless. What an egotistical bitch.
How many nights in a row is this retard going to celebrate New Year’s? At this rate, she won’t be done until Easter.
now that she is cut out of most of the Hilton fortune, I expect more attention addicted behavior than ever. If that is even possible. I expect the cell phones she dances with to also become more bejeweled and her to wear the same slut clothes for up to a week at a time.
Man I remember Paris back when she’d only get mentions in Page 6, before that stupid TV show and before the herpes. She was smoking at one time. Now? Not so much.
PS: Now she’s a walking billboard to not bang hot chicks without a rubber and don’t share drinks cuz herpes is everywhere!
It is reflections off the sequins of her dress you muppets. However I am sure she does have herpes but these photos only show light glaring off her dress.
It is reflections off the sequins of her dress you muppets. However I am sure she does herpes but these photos only show light glaring off her dress.
Could this dress be Paris’ version of Brit’s cowboy boots? Looks like a semen rash under her arms.
She’s dumb as a pile of rocks, but I think she’s really pretty…I like the shorter hair
i love the last pic of paris:))
but she looked soo much better with long hair and when she dressed sluttier:P
Whatever that is, it looks awful.
Happy new year, Superfish.
Tranny man hands here will make a revelation in about 6 weeks that she has a little kfed cooking in her oven, and then there will be the best bitch fight of 2008 !!!!!
no 4)) deodorant stains no cocoa line is cooking lmafo.
no 4)) deodorant stains no cocoa line is cooking lmafo.
She is aging, and still carrying on like a teenager – hun, enuff partying. Your friends are getting married and having kids and careers…
She really is an old maid!
Paris is an Old Spinster!
Paris is rich and beautiful, no wonder she has so many (tiny) jealous haters.
dude, what is with her arm pit?
happy new year al
All that money and still no cure for herpes….I wouldn’t trade place with her anymore. http://images.hollywoodgrind.com:9000/images/2007/1/journal18.jpg
People paid to be in a club with her?
She can wear that dress for days if she wants to. I happen to know from her Veteranar….. err doctor that she had her sweat glands removed from her underarms and inserted into her tounge.
Now, not only does her nether reagion smell and taste like dog shit, but if you’re gaggin ……. err going down on her, she’ll drip saliva all over you, and lick her own pussy afterwards.
Don’t doubt it man, I’m a teacher and we know a whole lot of bunches of stuff.
…lotsa bile for a holiday…probably should just say “Happy New Year” like #2 did.
Happy New Year!
Ironically, she REALLY does have a herpes outbreak happening around her under arm area. She is brave to show the world, is all I can say….
Paris Hilton is hot, for sure.
Does that bracelet say, “bought”? Like anyone, but her doesn’t already know that…Bought and paid for the old fashioned way….with daddy’s money.
I can’t wait till Paris stops being famous. She knows that she has no talent, it’s even more fun since she’s getting no inheritance.
No one is rooting for this bitch. Thank God someone is putting the money to use. We all want Paris broke someday. But I want the rape victims I’ve dealt with to not deal with Paris. At least let us do business with someone who cares. Just as happy if Paris died. She has no reason to exist in the public eye. For rape victims, Paris is like a mockery. How can you allow this to go on, you idiot. I wish she could spell dumb,
Sorry, all – it’s not:
– Deodorant
– Reflections
– Warts
– Hair
– Cocoa (?) line (really?)
– Herpes (though I’m sure there’s evidence elsewhere. Backwoods Memphis, anyone?)
It’s oatmeal. Sorry to be the one to break the news.
Happy New Year. I wish you all a disease (and oatmeal) free 2008!
Wow, Paris Hilton is a nazi… who knew?
is it just me, or is she the ONLY one who appears to be having a grand ole time? Bah. nevermind…
….HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! :)
gorgeous, she is also very popular on http://www.interracialloving.com people discuss her secrets there.
No superfish, don’t you dare take new years day a chance for another week long holiday break, jesus Christ, you lazy bastard.
At least she’s never hungover. Her and Nicky always pick up this stuff called Cheerz at the Palms. I recommend it to all my skanks and playas. Works!www.CheerzHangover.com
JESUS CHRISTUS!!
What is that for stuff in your ARM-PIT. It looks like melted cheese. HOW IS IT SMELLING!!
That black dude standing behind her looks alot like that porn star Blackzilla. I’ll just bet Paris took a long ride on that 13″ Mandingo of his.
#48 That’s not blackzilla. Not even close.
I have to admit, that dude fucks some fine ass white girls in his videos. If Paris Hilton’s coochie when any where near blackzilla, that 13# Mandingo would turn in the limpbizit in no time.
she’s amazing . i love er…. i want to marry her she is the girl of my dreams with so much beauty and talent and style and ballet and wowzers she is brilliant i want her now ! step over k fed im comin to get me some perez hilton . ya mon